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The Frozen Toe Guide to Real Alaskan Livin': Learn How to Survive Moose Attacks, Endless Winters & Life Without Indoor Plumbing

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The Frozen Toe Guide to Real Alaskan Livin' both embraces and instructs readers on everything one needs to know to be a true Alaskan, or at least to look the part. Combining both handbook format with anecdotal bits about the author’s own experiences moving to the state, the book advises readers on such topics ranging from winter survival skills to regional fashion to Alaskan dating advice to extreme sports. Learn how to make ice cream from snow, or how to seek out a career in dog mushing. Find out where to travel for weekend trips, and what Alaskans do for entertainment.

224 pages, Paperback

First published February 20, 2007

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Brookelyn Bellinger

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Profile Image for Daniel Cornwall.
370 reviews14 followers
April 5, 2014
I've lived in Alaska since 1998 and think this was an excellent book. Should be required reading for people thinking about moving hear or who want to take an extended vacation. Great mix of authentic, actionable information along with humorous asides. Interesting stories from the author along with interesting interviews with offbeat characters. When you put it down, you'll have a feel for why we like it here in Alaska. And you won't take your partner canoeing. Or be a winter caretaker for an Aleutian cabin. Bonus - book is indexed!
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439 reviews31 followers
November 29, 2020
Not a serious read, but there's some good info here for greater enjoyment of this amazing state. The best parts are the insider jokes and taking jabs at local 'customs'. For example, be sure to hang your Christmas lights by September. This is something Alaskans are quite good at, viz. making fun of Alaskans, something the rest of the country might learn from in order to survive.
6 reviews
January 15, 2025
This is a great book.

Lots of info on Alaskan living, written well and some laughs in there too. I did find myself chuckling throughout.

There is a bit of goreyness in one of ithe later chapters (giving no spoilers tho')
Profile Image for TheReluctantReader.
6 reviews
January 22, 2022
Great read! It had some great stories, but was really more for someone considering moving to Alaska (hence the name).
29 reviews
July 11, 2025
talks about private parts on the first page
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
Profile Image for Jillian.
187 reviews
August 22, 2008
This book is part memoir, part story-telling, and part relocation/visiting guide and it is HILARIOUS! It is so honest and funny, but yet very informative about relocating and living in Alaska. Even those who aren't planning on moving there (like I am!!!) should read this just for the hysterical stories.
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111 reviews11 followers
April 17, 2008
If you really want to know what it's like to live up here in the North, run out and get this book NOW! (but put on your parka, first!) Brooke captures the absurdity of Northern Living to a tee - and she leaves you laughing all the way to the outhouse. Don't miss this instant Alaska classic!
15 reviews
July 25, 2009
for anyone who has traveled to Alaska this is a must read...very funny
Profile Image for Eric Stone.
Author 38 books10 followers
March 3, 2012
Amusing, probably useful if you are thinking of moving to Alaska. An entertaining read.
Profile Image for Ralph Bierdeman.
6 reviews
September 16, 2013
The book was a fun read and it had some useful information. It will provide insight on life in Alaska and would be very useful for anyone thinking of moving there.
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10 reviews
January 24, 2015
Disappointing... never grabbed my attention. Purchased in advance of a trip to Alaska...The cover was the best part of the book.
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