Some books send my little brain off into flights of fancy and I put off reviewing them (like this) for half a year or so... But maybe I don't need to make sense of it or to you. Here's me embracing the chaos:
BAUDRILLARD [dressed as Obi Wan Kenobi; waves hand at reader]:
These are not the objects you're looking for. (But then he ruins the scene by pressing a passage into your hand: "It is this disturbance, and the way the rationality of objects comes to grips with the irrationality of needs, and the way this contradiction gives rise to a system of meanings that seeks to resolve it—it is these things that we are concerned with here… ")
REVIEWER [dressed in standard reviewer burlap complimented by a lime green paisley European man scarf]:
Bruh, what exactly are you asking of these objects?
BAUDRILLARD [looking smug]:
Functionality as a complete system combining design and atmosphere; a kind of modularity to our living; our modern environment becomes a “sign system.” Increasing automation of objects and interactions reduced to mere gestures. Think of how we went from action, to virtuality, to mimicking action–e.g., images on your phone that you push or swipe as if they were actual buttons or switches. [He whispers to the second camera that he doesn't actually speak English and that anything not in quotes might be a perversion of the English translation further mutilated by the paraphrasing of so-called REVIEWER. He sneers and then we cut back to first camera.]
REVIEWER:
Oh, so like when you "catch" a Pokémon on your phone?!!
BAUDRILLARD: [rolls his eyes, but not really 'cause he died in 2007... just to be clear]
REVIEWER:
Is all this about control? I mean, it feels like you're saying the homogeneity and modularization of our objects serves as a kind of control to sublimate society's drives and desires. Like they trying to force these signs down our throats. But please talk about the car again. That sounds kind of nostalgic and romantic and symbolically-laden...
BAUDRILLARD:
"Without going so far as to treat the car as a modern version of the old centaurian myth of a fusion between human intelligence and animal strength, one may certainly describe it as a sublime object, for it open a parenthesis, as it were, in the everydayness of all other objects. The material that it transforms, namely space-time, cannot be compared to any other. And the dynamic synthesis of space-time that the car offers in the shape of speed is likewise radically distinct from any kind of normal function."
REVIEWER: But is there an “outside” of the system, a Place Beyond the Signs?
BAUDRILLARD:
"The ‘underdeveloped’ fetishize power by means of the technical object; technically advanced, ‘civilized’ people, for their part, fetishize birth and authenticity by means of the mythological object. ... For we want at one and the same time to be entirely self-made and yet be descended from someone: to succeed the Father yet simultaneously to proceed from the Father. Perhaps mankind will never manage to choose between embarking on the Promethean project by reorganizing the world, thus taking the place of the Father, and being directly descended from an original being. Our objects bear silent witness to this unresolved ambivalence. Some serve as mediation with the present, others as mediation with the past, the value of the latter being that they address a lack."
REVIEWER:
That's not really answering my question...
BAUDRILLARD:
"But since blood, birth and titles of nobility have lost their ideological force, the task of signifying transcendence has fallen to material signs—to pieces of furniture, objects, jewellery and works of art of every time and every place. The door has thus been opened to a mass of ‘authoritative’ signs and idols (whose authenticity, in the end, is neither here nor there); the market has been invaded by a whole magical flora of real or fake furniture, manuscripts and icons. The past in its entirety has been pressed into the service of consumption."
REVIEWER:
The American dream!
...
Did you just pat me on my head?!!
BAUDRILLARD:
"What a man gets from objects is not a guarantee of life after death but the possibility, from the present moment onwards, of continually experiencing the unfolding of his existence in a controlled, cyclical mode, symbolically transcending a real existence the irreversibility of whose progression he is powerless to affect."
REVIEWER:
Hmmm. So, like, we project ourselves into these objects we possess/collect/acquire as a sort of displaced dream of immortality. Materialism as denial of death. I mean those plastic Happy Meal Toys are going to outlast me by quite a bit...
BAUDRILLARD:
"Desire is, in fact, the motor of the repetition or substitution of oneself, along the infinite chain of signifiers, through or beyond death. And if the function of dreams is to ensure the continuity of sleep, that of objects, thanks to very much the same sort of compromise, is to ensure the continuity of life."
REVIEWER:
That's what I just said. But wait, let's pause and address the Wookie in the room: You really think "science fiction has absolutely no prophetic value?!!" Seems a bit harsh.
BAUDRILLARD: [belches loudly and ignores the question]
"This is a society whose embrace of technological progress enables it to make every conceivable revolution, just so long as those revolutions are confined within its bounds. For all its increased productivity, our society does not open the door to one single structural change."
REVIEWER:
This is about to get really depressing, right? I mean it feels like we’re forever behind trying to catch up with our objects---credit creates a new ethics; as if consumption precedes production meaning we obtain/use them before earned via credit.
BAUDRILLARD:
" … objects now are by no means meant to be owned and used but solely to be produced and bought. ... In every individual the consumer colludes with the production system while having no relationship to the producer—the victim of the system—that he also is. Paradoxically, this split between producer and consumer is the mainstay of social integration, because everything is done so that it can never take the living and critical form of contradiction. ... [Advertising] generates an anxiety that it then seeks to calm. ... Advertising is very canny here, for every desire, no matter how intimate, still aspires to universality."
REVIEWER: [holding back tears]
The individual still yearns to belong.
BAUDRILLARD:
" ‘Free to be oneself’ really means free to project one’s desires onto commodities."
REVIEWER:
I can see why you weren't popular at parties. [offers a parting fist bump to B] Too bad you never got to see Temu...
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WORDS THAT FEEL GOOD IN THE MOUTH WHETHER YOU KNOW THEM OR NOT
Seraglio | syntagma | polysemy | gnomic | fissiparity | immiserated
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