if you can believe it, this is YET ANOTHER babysitters club book in which the plot hinges on a ludicrously complex & unrealistic class assignment. this time, all the eighth graders at stoneybrook middle school are broken into teams of three & assigned to observe an animal for three weeks. at the end of the observation period, they have to compile their findings about hat the animals do, eat, look like, etc etc, & write them up into a report. absolutely no outside materials are permitted to augment the reports. the reports have to be based solely on observation. which seems like the crappiest assignment ever. most american kids entering college have no fucking clue how to write a research paper, & dumbass assignments like this aren't going to teach them. anyway, to facilitate the kids' observations, the school has partnered with the bedford zoo. school buses will be waiting after school every day to ferry the kids to the zoo to observe the animals of their choice. the zoo trips are voluntary. if a team doesn't want to study a zoo animal, they can study other animals to which they have access, such as their pets. this is what kristy's team decides to do, since kristy & stacey are on the same team, but they're not speaking since stacey quit/was fired from the BSC, & kristy can't face riding on the school bus every day after school with stacey.
mary anne is teamed with alan gray & howie johnson. it's worth noting that the "winning team" (the team with the best report, i guess) wins extra credit in science class. both alan & howie are poor students who really want that extra credit. but logan overhears them bragging about how they're going to win, & he challenges alan. logan & alan start scrapping & sniping at each other at every opportunity, which is really annoying for mary anne because it just makes alan act like even more of a jerk. she thinks several times about bringing it up with logan & asking him to lay off, but she keeps chickening out. because she totally sucks.
anyway, the bedford zoo has two gorilla on loan from the san diego zoo for a few weeks. the female gorilla, mojo, can communicate with sign language. everyone wants to observe the gorillas because they think they'll be able to ask mojo questions via sign language & pad their reports that way. mary anne's team decides to branch out. they come out with a "feathers, fur, & flippers" theme. mary anne observes the emus, alan observes the seals, & howie observes some bears (species not specified).
yes, it's as boring as it sounds.
on the first trip to the zoo, the eighth graders are confronted by angry zoo protesters who want the animals to be set free to live their wild lives or something. they all seem really freaked out by the protesters, even though dawn, of course, is inclined to agree with them. then they notice that the zoo director, mrs. wofesy, doesn't seem to get along too well with another zoo employee named mr. chester. then they notice a strange couple wandering around in matching sweatsuits, taking all kinds of notes on the animals. & then the animals start escaping from their cages.
the first animal to escape is the emu. luckily, it's pretty docile & workers have no problem herding it back into its enclosure. but then a giraffe escapes. that's scarier because if it gets spooked, it could start trampling everyone. luckily, it too is returned to its enclosure with no problems. then someone leave the door to the gibbon cage open. but no gibbons escape because they're busy eating lunch. when the gibbons escape, mr. chester makes a big to-do about it in front of a crowd. shortly thereafter, mary anne realizes that she is in possession of an official zoo master key that fits all the cage locks. she knows it belongs to mrs. wofesy because she overheard mrs. wofesy talking about how she lost her key. all the eighth graders have been given keys that look just like the master zoo keys. the eighth graders' keys can be used to listen to the informational kiosks outside each animal enclosure. which seems not so smart, to make the guest keys look like the official keys. anyway, mary anne realizes that mrs. wofesy's key must have been picked up by either alan or howie, who proceeded to release the animals.
she confronts alan first & he denies it. together, they confront howie, who admits to releasing the emu on accident. he was trying to get closer to it to make better observations, but then panicked & left the enclosure & forgot to close the gate behind him. because he's an idiot. but he denies opening the other cages. he'd misplaced the key (when mary anne picked it up) & didn't even have it when the other animals were released.
mary anne realizes that whoever is releasing the animals must be a zoo employee with access to their own key. some deus ex machina happens & she realizes that mr. chester is the culprit. he's releasing the animals to make mrs. wofesy look bad because he thinks he could have gotten the zoo director job. she tells mrs. wofesy her suspicions & together they arrange a sting operation. they think he's going to release the gorillas next, so mrs. wofesy has some zoo employees dress up in gorilla outfits & hang out in the gorilla cage. the real gorillas are moved to an undisclosed location. the babysitters dress up in disguises & hang around where they think they might see mr. chester acting suspicious. it works. mallory sees him go into a locker room & come back out wearing a plant crew uniform. claudia sees him hop in a golf cart & trundle over to the primate enclosure. alan sees him sneak around to the back of the gorilla cage. mr. chester frees to guys in gorilla outfits, who then tackle him & bring him to justice. all the kids that helped with the sting are given free passes to the zoo for life.
in the end, the class nerd wins the extra credit for his team report on lions.
basically, this book made very little sense & was just a collection of tedious plot devices. the babysitters club is going downhill fast.