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445 pages, Paperback
First published October 11, 2011
"All the other heroines in every one of your novels end up with the man they love, except me. You marry me off to a man nearly twice my age! How could you do it?"In fact, nearly every character she runs into has a bone to pick with Jane, even the ones, like Emma and Elinor, that she thought she treated well. Then Jane gets stalked by a gang, including Mr. and Mrs. Elton, General Tilney, Lucy Steele and other villains and buffoons, with pitchforks and torches in hand ... It's quite amusing if you're familiar with Austen's various novels and their characters.
Mr. Woodhouse sat huddled next to the fire, his knees and shoulders wrapped in blankets. Anyone who set eyes on him could be forgiven for thinking that Mr. Knightley was forcing himself abominably on them in Hartfield, rather than performing an extraordinary sacrifice.Emma finds herself torn between father and husband - but Emma, characteristically, manages to come up with an idea. The author isn't afraid of showing the shortcomings of Emma and Knightley as well as Emma's father, which messed with my HEA expectations a little (and made me want to knock a little more sense into Emma, who takes her duty as a daughter much too seriously).
... when the inheritance would leap over wives and daughters like a capricious frog and pass to the nearest male relative. This admirable arrangement was devised by men, who reasoned sagaciously that women had no need of a roof over their heads as they were protected from the elements by their charming bonnets.Also worth the read for meeting Mr Collins' avaricious parents.
I narrowly observ'd Lizzy's Face during dinner. Aware of our Scrutiny, she forc'd herself to partake of a hearty Meal. If I had but lately renewed my Tyes with my Lover, I could never have taken two Helps of Black Pudding. She is a magnificent Actress.Or maybe it's all just Maria's vivid imagination.
So I get perp-walked to my locker, past the zombs and the vampires and the werewolves, and they all sort of orbit in, and Mr. Oakes goes, "Don't you have somewhere you should be?" so they lurch and waft and lope off.A solid story that has both humor and insight into human behavior, and some great comments on Austen's novels from a high school boy's POV.