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Yes, Andrew Mayhem, hero of the bestselling comedy/thriller Graverobbers Wanted (No Experience Necessary) is back. Still heroically brave. Still ridiculously irresponsible. And this time, becoming chainsaw fodder is one of his lesser worries.
He's learned his lesson about graverobbing, and when he agrees to accompany an elderly widow to a dinner party, he thinks he's simply acting as a bodyguard. The fact that the other guests believe he's a gigolo causes some concern, though not nearly as much concern as what happens next...
Another outrageous blend of the hilarious and the horrifying, SINGLE WHITE PSYCHOPATH SEEKS SAME is even more twisted than its predecessor, GRAVEROBBERS WANTED (NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY). Guaranteed to keep readers laughing, gasping, and guessing from beginning to end.
184 pages, Kindle Edition
First published August 1, 2001
Sometimes you wake up in the morning and you just know it’s going to be the kind of day where you end up tied to a chair in a filthy garage while a pair of tooth-deprived lunatics torment you with a chainsaw…I know it’s what’s inside that counts, but these guys were seriously ugly. And their combined breath could probably be used as a Drano substitute. The larger lunatic, whose tee shirt was decorated in a fashionable tobacco stain motif…Great opening with a couple of psychotic, dentally-challenged hillbillies, and our boy quipping left and right.
There I was, wearing nothing but boxer shorts with a revolver protruding from my waistband, totally covered with dirt, blood, and assorted corpse residue, a gory rib bone in one hand and Foster’s martini in the other. Not the most attractive look, but not as embarrassing as my Prince phase.That is what I was looking for. I like that. The tone is playful and perfect and was a step in the right direction to try and salvage the story.