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STUMPED
Bestselling author Dick Gear has broken new ground with the explicit, horrific and sometimes hilarious STUMPED.
Here are the ingredients that went into making
Allen, a salesman at a high-tech company who likes having sex with old women and laughing about it afterwards with his friends.
Katrina (aka Katarina), an old woman who likes having sex with younger men and then holding them hostage.
Timmy, a large man who isn't afraid to use a sharp cleaver on another living human being, even when said human being is screaming like Steven Tyler on crack.
Jack (aka Jacko) Allen's boss at the tech company. He's currently trying to stop screwing all of his female employees in order to avoid a sexual harassment case.
Eddie (aka Unsteady Eddie) A mentally challenged maintenance man who might just become Allen's best friend in the entire world.
Nadine, Allen's assistant who enjoys being sexually harassed at work, and then some.
Take these ingredients and mix together with a healthy portion of violence, horror, graphic sex, and humor that pushes the envelope further than it was probably meant to be pushed. Add one final dash of mystery and you get STUMPED, a novella that defies description.
Dick Gear is the author of other incendiary books, including his newest, SICKENED, a novel of the coming zombie apocalypse.
Books in The Sick F*ck
Book STUMPED
Book WHORED
Book SUCKED
Here are the ingredients that went into making
Allen, a salesman at a high-tech company who likes having sex with old women and laughing about it afterwards with his friends.
Katrina (aka Katarina), an old woman who likes having sex with younger men and then holding them hostage.
Timmy, a large man who isn't afraid to use a sharp cleaver on another living human being, even when said human being is screaming like Steven Tyler on crack.
Jack (aka Jacko) Allen's boss at the tech company. He's currently trying to stop screwing all of his female employees in order to avoid a sexual harassment case.
Eddie (aka Unsteady Eddie) A mentally challenged maintenance man who might just become Allen's best friend in the entire world.
Nadine, Allen's assistant who enjoys being sexually harassed at work, and then some.
Take these ingredients and mix together with a healthy portion of violence, horror, graphic sex, and humor that pushes the envelope further than it was probably meant to be pushed. Add one final dash of mystery and you get STUMPED, a novella that defies description.
Dick Gear is the author of other incendiary books, including his newest, SICKENED, a novel of the coming zombie apocalypse.
Books in The Sick F*ck
Book STUMPED
Book WHORED
Book SUCKED
- GenresHorror
43 pages, Kindle Edition
First published January 1, 2011
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December 29, 2015
I really enjoyed it. I get that the humour and is not for everyone but this is the type of twisted fiction that I get. If you have read anything from Matt Shaw or Tim Miller you will enjoy it. I'm surprised that I have not heard of the author before and I don't seem to be able to find anything about him either - but I look forward to reading other books by him.
January 14, 2013
Something a bit different!!
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