Another 3.5 star rating for me. I really wish there was a choice between "liked" and "really liked" that was akin to "really liked, but with some significant reservations."
Anyhow...
[CONTAINS SPOILERS]
This had a GREAT start. Like nothing by Marvel I'd read before. I was so intrigued and pulled in by the mystery of how Spidey and Wolvie ended up where they were. The Ray Bradbury homage, the whacked-out future, the threat of the "minutemen"... basically, right up to the point where it's revealed it's all a scheme of Mojo's. Then I thought, ah, we're back in typical Marvel territory. It's not all downhill from there, though it does pretty much go off the rails. Spidey and Wolvie are batted around history (quite literally), including appearing briefly in each other's pasts (Spider-Man wrestles Wolverine before Uncle Ben's death) until they end up in the old west, where they stay for three years. Wolverine appears fully dressed in Native American chief garb, headdress and all, something that totally wouldn't fly in these days of acute awareness of cultural appropriation. Spidey has fallen in love with the bank teller from earlier in the story, who has also jumped around time, supposedly as a love interest for Spidey concocted by Mojo in the service of his TV show. Of course, as our heroes are on the verge of accepting their lot in life (and time), the one remaining time diamond activates and the time police show up, whisking them back to the moment they disappeared in time, causing Spidey's love interest to lose her memory (but not Spidey and Wolvie, for some strange reason). Yes, you read all that right, and you have to read the book to really appreciate how wacky it is.
At the end of it all, my big question was--is this canon? I couldn't find any indication that it's not, and so what that means is that Spidey and Wolvie have this blood bond and literally years of shared history outside of the timeline they share with their contemporaries, and Spider-Man has the memory of this THREE YEAR relationship with a woman who doesn't even know who he is. It would make sense that this wouldn't come up in any of the main titles these two are involved in, but wouldn't it be a hoot if someone revived this little bit of history at some point in the future?
Speaking of cultural appropriation, I was also vaguely uncomfortable with the Czar's dialogue and his weird little rapperesque sidekick. I don't think that would fly these days, either. At least as written by a white man, talented as he is.
P.S. As far as great crazy concepts go, Doctor Doom as a sentient planet is among the best!