Wisdom direct from the FSM's noodly lips. Insight on sex, service, and cleanliness; the 7 deadly sins and other world religions. Prophecies on the end of the world & 10,000 uncensored verses. With humor, GOD SPEAKS! challenges us to go beyond superficial religiosity and look for deeper meaning. GOD SPEAKS! is Prof. Jon Smith's first effort of anagram scholarship into the meaning of the "FSM." Although this book is of historical interest, its updated version, GOD THE PASTAFARIAN QUATRAINS, offers a deeper and clearer insight into the true anagram message of the FSM. It is much more strange and sexually explicit.
I was going to be generous and give this two stars, but then I realized this book doesn't deserve it. The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster was funny and did a good job of parodying Intelligent Design and other forms of pseudoscience and religious fundamentalism. This book is terrible. It is nothing but 160 pages of various FSM related phrases run through a computer anagram generator and passed off as "wisdom". Do not waste your money on this book and even if you find it for free, do not waste your time on it.