Okay, so maybe I can't explain. But here is a journal for you to keep a record of your own shenanigans. Review it later with your therapist or keep it as a cautionary tale for your grandchildren.
(There are several authors by this name. One of them writes young adult fantasy novels, and one writes diet and recipe books. For the author of linguistics textbooks, see this one, and for the author of law textbooks, this profile. All other books by a "Jennifer Jenkins" is found here.)