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288 pages, Paperback
First published May 16, 2022

“The stoic barmaid and flirtatious orc. I'd read that romance novel any day.”
”You’re not drinking more of the love potion.” Her voice was stern, as if reprimanding a petulant toddler. “I’ll drink an entire barrel of love potions if it means you stay with me.” I grinned, took her hips, and ground her against my cock. “Just like this.”
“Is it really so hard to believe that you’re mine? I’ve been under the effect of my fair share of spells. Nothing has affected me with this much… intensity.”
“Please don’t run from me, Brie,” he panted. “It’s getting me a little too excited.”
Judging by the sea of Alpha titles and barrel chested men on the covers, is it fair to say an aggressive approach would work better on you?”
“Should I growl in your ear that you’re mine and toss you over my shoulder? I admit it’s not my style, but for you, Lamb? Anything.” 🤤🤤🤤
“Just say the word, Lamb. Tell me you want me too. I’d be more than happy to fulfill any desires those books gave you.”
”Oh, now this is a real treat, Barbara! On our right, you’ll see the shapely ass of some muscular heart-throb as he absolutely goes to town on the woman beneath him. Just look at that form. It’s a wonder and a marvel that her intestines haven’t been crushed into oblivion, what with that massive horse cock Blondy’s slinging,” said the disembodied voice.
“I’m just not that ambitious. I feel like we need some kind of monster manual for demon dick. If nothing else, just to warn the local woman of what to expect.” Alexis gave off another pulse. “Sweet smoldering iron. If I only had a body, I’d jump on that research task with the speed and tenacity of a wild jungle cat.”
“Oh my god, chip my steel, you’re so annoying,” Alexis snapped. “Maybe if you fixed your attitude and took a bath once in a while, women would talk to you. You smell like old cheese and a mother’s regret.”