I LOVE P*RN but the problem with P*RN is that it becomes boring so quickly. ORAL, AN*L, V*GINAL, FINGERS and FROTAGE---then what? Blonde, Brunette, Redhead, Bald---then what? Black,White, Yellow, Red---then what? Skinny, SSBBW, OLD, YOUNG, AMPUTEE --then what?
It's the same with VACATIONS. CLUB MED, Club Fed, Carnaval Cruises, Disneyland Get-a-Way, Hawaii, then what? Oral,An*l,V*ginal, fingers and Frotage? Now I'm repeating myself!!!
Some of us want to try different things, explore different sensations, do exciting things. I Para-sailed ONCE and ONCE is enough for me. Same with Skiiing and 'playing Army'. This BOOK IS FOR YOU.
Others may want to bone up on some fourth world 'SH*T HOLE' that made the news again (Mali, Chad, Guiena, Congo, Somalia, Haiti, pick one). Again, this is your book!!!
Have you ever had a DEATH WISH where you wanted to something exciting and STUPID? We all do. Did you know that GEN George S. Patton and President Eisenhower got liqoured up in 1916, took a Ford Model T, some machine guns and hand granades and the two of them went looking for some MEXICAN BANDITS to kill?!!! They could have USED THIS BOOK!!!
Highway of Death 1916-2013 [Cuidad Victoria to Corpus Cristi through Matamorsa--don't worry, I have AAA roadside service, you sneer!!!]
I LOVE this book!!! Its a FUN read, considering its material. I also love it how it tells things how they are, Political Correctness be damned. It's not an indept CIA analysis that examines culture, history and the land but if you need that kind of stuff, surf the web, already!
THIS BOOK not only TEACHES STREET SMARTS, It teaches BIO SMARTS (Google Candiru Amazon Catfish and you'll never piss in a swimming pool again. FYI, the candiru is a little catfish that likes swimming up yer P** Hole to live and it has hundreds of spikes to prevent you pulling it out like 'a Guinea Worm'. That's right, buddy---it has to be surgically removed!!! So the next time you want to sing Kumbaya in the Amazon river and 'no one's looking...well just DON'T!!!).
The sad thing about this book is its the same DANGEROUS PLACES, year after year!!! They may switch positions in the top ten FAILED NATIONS list but they are still there. What ya goin do. Score this book. I got mine off the internet for about $2.00. You can too!!!