Johnnie Walker The Autobiography is.... a reasonable enough read about one of the UK's most famous Radio broadcasters. Yet, after reading it I dont feel I know him very well, nor in fact do I feel that I particularly even like him much.
I very much enjoyed the anecdotes about his days in radio on the sea fairing pirate stations (Caroline, Britain) and his time in San Francisco (a city I love very much too!) and how he 'blagged' his way into various jobs and how he spent a long time driving vans and doing stuff to make ends meet.
However there is a definite 'gloss' to this book, i.e. nothing in this book couldn't be broadcast on the BBC, and when it comes to the chapter near the end where he talks about having a 'rep' for being a bit of a wild man when it came to drink and cocaine (Johnnie Walker says he is a recovered alcoholic and cocaine addict) you will find yourself skimming back through the pages wondering what chapters you missed, as, -like I said, there seems to be a fair bit of 'gloss' when JW is caught by the now defunct News Of The World allegedly offering to supply 'Coke and Hookers' for two fake Saudi Sheiks. He was apparently 'like a lamb to the slaughter' over this. I wish I could be so sure. Even when he talks about when he literally and figuretively 'jumped-ship' leaving one pirate radio station to try to get a job with another stating 'I knew I would miss my radio friends' (-yes Johnnie, but not enough to actually tip your friends off about the fact that they were all about to lose their jobs!) and then the justification for his actions in doing this.
Towards the end of this book, it does mention the fact that he ran off with the partner of his friend around 2001, musician Gordon Haskell, but again, it has a very.... well, a very saccharine take on it in my view. Talking about how Gordon didn't really mind that 'we fell in love...' Hmmmm...
Its this...what I feel is possibly slightly 'contrived' presentation of his anecdotes that I feel suspicious about, (the encounter with a nurse while he was in hospital after breaking his leg reads like sheer adolescent fantasy) and the fact that even fellow broadcaster Chris Evans in his own Biog. 'It's Not What You Think' refers only to Johnnie Walker as 'The Dude' (it was revealed on the internet rumour mill that he was referring to JW after their time working together on Galaxy Radio.) and one wonders why exactly, that someone like Chris Evans would avoid naming him? Even though Chris Evans says that JW is the 'coolest person' he ever met. Maybe Johnnie Walker is not someone to cross? I feel there is also most definitely a slight 'Smashie and Nicey' factor at work here, which is a pity. Maybe, like Paul McCartney some people's bio's should be written for them by others?
Ironically, as I sit here writing this review I am, in fact listening to Johnnie Walker's show as it is broadcast on an overcast Sunday afternoon. I like Johnnie Walkers shows, his presenting style, his interview style but I do feel that after reading this book I am possibly not much closer to knowing him, and how there may be a more complex, hard-edged, 'has-certain-issues-with-authority' person lurking under the surface. I'm sure there is a thicker, more in-depth tome to be written about this no doubt interesting man, probably by a third-party at some time in the future. There are certainly some enjoyable and interesting parts to this book