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192 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1984
Well, it’s true [that aged three] I couldn’t tie a shoe or stop wetting the bed, but those Golden Books never gave me a problem. And then it was on to all these award children’s books about contemplative rabbits, and llamas that talk and go both ways, which I didn’t know at the time was preparing me for faculty parties.Now he’s twelve and as literate and literary as any English professor although probably nowhere near as articulate; left to his own devices he’s developed his own idiosyncratic—and often both entertaining and amusing—approach to communication, part slang, part dialect but mostly the kind of words kids his age have never heard of and wouldn’t be interested in using if they had.
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Some get to goo-goo, I had to read.
We are well into that kind of dance this evening when Taurus shows up. Elbows on the drain counter, I am keeping my weight off my ribs and watching the food cook when I see him. You do not know what in hell may be out here on a hoodoo coast and I do not make a move. What follows is not nearly so ominous as I would sound. He don’t ax-murder us or anything like that. Yet there is something arresting about this dude the moment you see him. He is shimmery as an islander's god and solid as a butcher. I consider him to be the thing that the Negroes are afraid of when they paint the doors and windows of their shacks purple or yellow. His head is cocked, his hand on the washtub of the Doctor’s old wringer, its old manila rolling pins swung out to the side. When he comes up to the screen, I know I have seen his face before.Why exactly his mother takes to and, more importantly, trusts this man who has appeared as a process server—and does indeed carry out that kind of work during his short stay—and maintains he’s the grandson of their maid, Theenie I have no idea. Nor am I sure why Theenie hightails out of there when he arrives leaving her accommodation empty for him to move straight into. But “the assignment” Simons’s mother gives him—basically the book she asks him to write—is a what-I-did-this-Summer kind of report. And that’s what he does, he says what he and Taurus get up.
That's the assignment. To tell what has been going on since this fellow came trying to serve a subpoena to we think Athenia’s daughter and scared Theenie so bad it about blued her hair. Before he came I spent most of my time at the Baby Grand—Marvin’s R.O. Sweet Shop and Baby Grand, where I am a celebrity because I’m white, not even teenage yet, and possess the partial aura of the Duchess ("The Duchess boy heah!"). And I look like I hold I my liquor ("Ain’t he somp’m."). The trick there is to accept a new can when anybody offers and let your old one get drunk by somebody else.