I've read a lot of Hamlet retellings that are terrible but that I end up giving a somewhat decent review, because I really love Hamlet. Even if the author added nothing to it, it's a low bar to clear for me to just enjoy the story of Hamlet told in a million different ways. But this was a bad book and an outrageous retelling of Hamlet, which means there was really nothing redeeming about it. OSC didn't card about Hamlet (by his own admission — he finds Hamlet to be a "dithering hero" and is uninspired by revenge plots), so he didn't seem to care about adding anything to the story. Instead, he used it as an avenue to spew his horrifically homophobic rhetoric with an ego that claims that this story will make Shakespeare better because it tells you what's actually happening.
As a heads up, I'm going to spoil this story. Everything worth caring about it stolen from Hamlet, and everything else is unforgivably bad. No one else should waste their time on it when there are so many better options, so just accept my spoilers and go on with your life. Content warning for homophobia, childhood sexual assault (CSA) and pedophilia once I start talking about the ending.
I'm a big fan of people taking classic stories and bringing them into a new era. Especially Hamlet, which has so many fascinating avenues to follow. But what kind of ego do you have to have to retell a story that you don't even like? A retelling with no love for the original is always going to feel like a waste of time. And I can assure you that OSC is not as close to the literary expertise of Shakespeare as he apparently believed himself to be.
It was really funny to me to realize after reading that OSC doesn't like Hamlet the character, because I found this version of Hamlet (in his childhood) to feel very reminiscent of Ender. At the beginning of the story, I was really into the depiction of this character. As someone who is typically a Hamlet Apologist, I liked a version of Hamlet that was kind with good intentions. Of course, I'm not the most adept at audiobooks, so I'm sure in hindsight there were a lot of red flags that I missed.
As with many retellings, this started to fall apart for me once we caught up to the events of the play. OSC rushes us through, skipping most of the plot points and instead engaging Hamlet and Horatio in nonstop dialogue. I didn't hate this, but it was strange for Hamlet to be rock-solid in his beliefs and ideology. Hamlet's key characteristic is his uncertainty — being a "dithering hero" and all. And I understand making a story your own in a retelling, but once again this makes me question what the point of this story was. Because it's not just his indecisiveness. Hamlet is a character that feels very deeply, but he's entirely unbothered by most things that happens. His father's death is at most an inconvenience, he's kind of bothered by his mother's implied adultery but only on an ideological level, he seems vaguely annoyed at having killed Polonius, and he doesn't care about Ophelia's death in the slightest. Why retell Hamlet if you're going to strip it down and make it entirely unrecognizable?
The answer comes when we reach the ending. The "big twist" of this retelling is that the King is a pedophile who preys after young men, specifically Hamlet's companions. This includes all of them: Horatio, Laertes, Rosencrantz, and Guildenstern. He tried to go after Hamlet himself but was stopped by Gertrude. The King died not from Claudius' hand but by Horatio's, who goes to kill the King after a moment where he was preying on another young man. He stops himself, realizing he's continuing a cycle of abuse, and goes to kill the King. Claudius and Gertrude find him and, in support of his actions (because they knew the King's abhorrent behavior) help cover up the murder. The story fully ends with Hamlet killing himself instead of Horatio and going to hell with his father, who basically promises to assault him for all eternity.
So there's our answer. OSC didn't care about retelling Hamlet, he only cared about finding a way to peddle his insane homophobia. Because this was a horrific handling of CSA in a piece of literature. It's vaguely implied that the King's actioned made many of the boys gay (other than Laertes, who is instead dealing with physical damage). Ros and Guild are off together elsewhere, and Horatio obviously was inappropriate with the younger boy and (at least to my understanding) has some feelings for Hamlet. That's obviously not how being gay works, nor is it how sexual trauma works. OSC can claim that it's not homophobia because he's written gay characters before, or because he's not "intentionally" connecting homophobia to pedophilia, but that's exactly what he was doing. Gay people are not all pedophiles, nor are they gay because of childhood trauma.
This is just an horrendously bad story in every way. It's highly homophobic, it's a disrespectful adaptation, and it's just not a very compelling story. I'm upset that I didn't research this book enough before listening to it, and I'm embarrassed on Orson Scott Card's behalf that it exists. Find literally any other book to read, because you won't miss anything by passing this one up.