3 stars...
...but it could've should've been so much better. In the Acknowledgments at the end of Spooner (the strangest acknowledgments I've ever encountered, by the way, from someone who'd eschewed them in his six books prior) Dexter mentioned that this was an 800-page behemoth manuscript, pared down (probably due to publisher demands) by 1/3 of its original length. As rambling as this occasionally gets at times, I contend that the original submission should have been left in situ because it often seems the core essence of protags Warren Spooner's and stepdad Calmer Ottosson's lives have been excised with the chaff.
It's a shame, too, because there are so many outstanding passages here that left me giggling uncontrollably. While Spooner is not.exactly a comedic novel, Pete Dexter's playful, wry wit shines through with each sentence (much like John Irving's in his heyday,)
This is Spooner's story and stepdad Calmer's story, spanning close to fifty years of their lives. Spooner's a strange kid from the get-go, a five pound lump that refuses to leave his mom's womb, then after his father's untimely death shortly after his birth, grows up a basket-case in training in Milledgeville, Georgia, breaking into neighbors' houses and peeing in their shoes (among plenty of bizarre acts). Spooner's mom, as young single mothers are wont, marries Calmer Ottosson, a kind, patient man (and officer in the Navy) to help raise this strange kid. Calmer and Spooner's mom squeeze out two remarkably intelligent siblings for Spooner, but despite Calmer's best efforts, Spooner keeps getting weirder and weirder, sucking on his fingers and getting expelled from kindergarten.
The story follows their lives in snapshots thereafter, Spooner developing into a troubled adolescent and young adult, stepdad Calmer raising Spooner and his gifted siblings. They go from Georgia to a Chicago exurb, then to South Dakota, Calmer trying to advance his career as a school administrator, Spooner aspiring (it seems) to break every bone in his body. Then more snapshots as Spooner reaches adulthood: Philadelphia (where, after a long stint of homelessness and dumpster diving for meals, somehow lands a job as a newspaper columnist (?!?), and somehow finds a wife); then Whidbey Island off Puget Sound in Washington (where Spooner in middle age, now a novelist (?!?), moves with his wife and daughter in the bucolic, sylvan beauty success has afforded him.)
Okay. Two big problems here. The biggest (and maybe not Dexter's fault:) between snapshots, huge swaths of Spooner's life have been summarily tossed aside, making it almost impossible to connect with this guy, making it inconceivable that this accident-prone idjit with zero common sense (and almost no formal education) could somehow be a successful writer. I'm guessing Dexter's sorta describing his own career arc here, but I just can't buy it. And second, of smaller import (but no less troubling, and I very much blame Dexter for this one: ) Female characters in this novel really get short shrift. It's not just little things like refusing to address them by their given names (like his mom Lily is almost always referred to as "Spooner's mom", his wife as "Mrs. Spooner", his daughter with no name whatsoever), it's that every female character seems to exist in the periphery, and only as overly prim natterers ("Spooner's grandmother") or bitchy, sickly shrews ("Spooner's mom" or "Calmer's Wife"). My GR friend Kathrina aptly opined that Dexter is a "man's writer", but sheesh: never since John Updike have I experienced an author's seemingly latent misogyny.
Still, holy crap! Dexter can compose a sentence with the best of them. While Spooner didn't quite float my boat, there was enough amazing writing on display here to make me seek out his other titles, especially his National Book Award-winning Paris Trout.