Book 67 / 121 for 2022: "Garden of Rama"
My copy of Garden of Rama self-proclaims itself to be the sequel to Rama II, and I find that to be very appropriate, as this series has long divested itself of the original Rendezvous with Rama, leaving it’s shattered corpse by the wayside, whilst dressing itself in its skin like some sort of Edgar suit.
Content Warming: More pederasty, bordering on pedophilia. More racial slurs and insults (we’re branching out from Rama II). And the use of the r-word repeatedly to describe a differently abled child.
Again, like Rama II, I must reflect that there is no reason why this novel should take place in 2245 (aside from the fact that Rama II took place in 2200, because Rendezvous with Rama took place in 2131). The people, their ideals, the way they talk and act, the socio-political situation, the seeming level of technology scream mid 1990’s to me. Case in point, we have a Japanese mother who disparages her daughter (who’s on her way to a Peace Demonstration in Hiroshima for the 300th anniversary of the bomb drop) for going into a big city unchaperoned…because when mother was that age, a woman would never dream of that. Really, mom? There were no unchaperoned young ladies walking around Japan in the good old days of 2215?
The novel is also weird in that it has severe tonal shifts. The first quarter or so is told in the form of first-person journal entries from Nicole des Jardin (now Wakefield), who has since become something of a main character, as she relates the 12 years or so that she, Richard Wakefield, Michael O’Toole, and their children (yes, they bone and have kids), spend on Rama II as it travels from our solar system to Sirius. She ends up having two daughters with Richard, and then determines that she needs to start having kids with Michael, because if they end up staying on Rama II much longer, they need to keep the Human race going, and she wants to prevent inbreeding problems…although, mechanically, she’s really only kicking the can down the road like one degree, cause those kids are all going to be half-siblings, but whatevs. So, she then has two sons with Michael, and then another daughter with Richard.
Oh, also we learn that the whole interior of Rama being frozen until it gets close enough to a star which warms up the hull, which melts the sea, which makes it habitable inside, is all for show, as after Rama leaves a star system, refreezing on the way out, it accelerates to relativistic speeds (like ½ light speed) and then everything remelts and becomes temperate inside again. Why?
Then, they arrive in Sirius, and we begin section two of the book, which goes back to third person. It turns out that Rama II is part of an extensive gathering operation for some still unrevealed super “advanced” race to learn about others, so it goes out on collecting expeditions. We also see a space station capable of fitting Rama inside of it, as well as a triangular space station, consisting of three sphere connected by three tubes…keeping the three theme…however, we throw that out the window because we see two other collecting ships, one of which is shaped like a 5-pointed star and the other like a wheel with spokes, so fuck the “everything in threes / triple redundancy” thing…although there are three ships (at least here), how you subdivide a star into three equal sections is beyond me. Here, the whole family is observed, provided for, grows up a bit, and then Nicole and Richard are brought in to help design a colony for Humans on Rama, because it’s going back. They are told that they need to collect 2,000 Human colonists, voluntarily, and if they don’t, they’ll be taken by force; because the Rama aliens are super benevolent guys, for realsies.
So, then some stuff happens and then we go back to Earth. The government, which is no longer global, since China and Korea got together to declare independence, and all of South America has pretty much united under a new Brazilian military dictatorship and declared independence…but the rest of the Earth is under the Council of Governments, who get the message about 2,000 colonists. They lie, of course, and say that they are going to recolonize Mars and need volunteers. Apparently, these 2,000 need to be a cross-section of Humanity, so people are gathered from all over the planet, and all walks of life, including criminals, and sent to Mars. However, instead they board Rama, which then leaves towards Tau Ceti.
Of course, after a few years, things have gone to crap, as a crime boss was among the 2,000 and he was able to build a casino and a hotel in the colony and used all that money to buy the government and pass laws he wants and kill his opposition. Okay, so this whole sequence leads to so many questions. Somehow, within the space of a year, this colony of Humans from all over the planet were able to decide on a constitution and put it into place. Also, for some reason, even though they are living in a colony where everything is provided for them, they decided to create a free market economy in the colony. Which means that they had to deliberately manufacture (complete with artificial scarcity) a form of currency that they then decided needed to have a fluctuating value and be distributed unevenly so that they could buy things from each other…in a completely closed environment that lacked nothing. Also, why they hell would they let anyone build a hotel and who the hell is it for? There aren’t any tourists. Everyone has a place to live. The colony isn’t very big and there’s free public transit all over the place, so even if you were drunk, you don’t need a place to crash? And even if you did, it can’t be that many people?
The whole colony eventually turns into the worst parts of Earth, and the Humans even go to war when they find out that there are other aliens in other habitats inside Rama II. Oh, also there’s something like a Rama after action report which is broadcast back to the Rama aliens letting them know that the usual subliminal transmissions which make other races more docile doesn’t seem to work on Humans. So, the aliens who want to observe how other races develop, with minimal interference, not only threaten to kidnap thousands of individuals if they aren’t cooperated with, they also broadcast mind-control rays?
Oh, and Rama didn’t refreeze after getting back to Earth (well, Mars). So, again, it freezes up for show? See, this is why reboots are awful. They are universally internally inconsistent.
Also, everyone keeps saying that there are three Rama spacecraft, but near as I can tell, there’s one and only one. Rama II is literally Rama III, and there is no indication whatsoever to counter-indicate that Rama II is not Rama I.
Near the end, our protagonists lament that, a la “The Matrix”, Humans just must naturally reject utopian conditions and thrive on conflict. Okay, but no. You created the conditions to completely undo utopia. You allowed the colonists to create a completely artificial “free market” economy and then deliberately deprived people of the benefits of said utopia. It wasn’t like there was a “rejection of the programming.” You all got to Rama. Said “this place is nice” and then within a year said, “we need money.” And, even worse, their decided upon government then started collecting taxes to pay for projects like public works and funding programs…in a colony that literally had everything already built, ready to inhabit, with near unlimited resources. Why?
So, the pederasty comes in a couple of places. Right before they leave to go back to Earth to kidnap people, the Rama aliens tell them that a breeding pair of Humans needs to remain behind, so, Michael (who is in his 70s by now) and Simone (who is Nicole and Richard’s oldest daughter, and 13), stay behind, get married, and have sex. But it’s totally okay, because both Nicole and Richard recognize that Simone is “super mature” for her age. Later, as they go back to Earth, everyone is put in suspended animation, but not really, by which I mean, their brains are asleep, but their bodies still age. So, their other daughters, who are like 10 and 6, turn into adults on the way back to Earth, but are still functionally 10 and 6. However, the 10 year old (who appears in her mid-twenties) goes hard into drinking and drugs and boning everyone, and that’s completely inappropriate say her parents because she’s too young, however, their other daughter, the 6 year old (who appears like 18), falls in love with a doctor (who was one of the criminal colonists – convicted of double homicide – but it’s okay because he killed a young black teenager and his attorney in court right after the kid was found not guilty for killing and raping the doctor’s wife). But that relationship is totally okay because, again, the 6-year-old is just so sweet and mature guys…she’s like an old soul, and really gets me.
How did these novels win awards?!?!?!?