Richard Laymon is an author I really enjoy, he's capable of terrific work such as The Travelling Vampire Show or Savage but on the other hand, he's also capable of writing duds like Beware! and Once Upon a Halloween, which were both awful, to say the least. So picking up a short story collection of his was always going to be a risk, but having really enjoyed Out are The Lights and its collection of stories, I decided to take a risk and give it a go.
Fiends:
Marty was raped at 15 years old in her own house by a total stranger by the name of Wally, 10 years later he has come back for revenge and it's going to take everything she's got to fight against him and put him out of action for good. Meanwhile, after Tina discovers her fiance cheating, she runs out on him and wants to go somewhere far away, but catching a ride with a stranger was always going to be a risk...
Fiends had a pretty good idea at its core, it's kind of like two short stories that emerge into one another at the end which I thought was really cool. It's a story about revenge, lust and torture but also how hitchhiking is a terrible gamble, sometimes you can get helped by a nice stranger but at other times by monsters that lurk in the shadows until they finally grasp their hands on a vulnerable stranger...
It's a good idea, but the execution is very poor. The first 25 pages were engaging and set up the story pretty well. However, everything after that is really bad, the characters are thick, the villain is pathetic, and only his actual demise in the novella is pretty good. The scenarios are incredibly unrealistic and the ending whilst solid was definitely weakened by such a terrible and lacking journey.
Again a really good idea, with the first few pages being solid and a decent enough ending but overall it was a pretty bad novella, to say the least, nicely paced though. 2/10
Kitty Litter:
When a young girl called Monica comes by to take a kitten home with her, she tries to steal one that belongs to the owner. However Mr. Bishop has a rather ghostly tale to tell about the cat and at the end of it, Monica might have a terrible price to pay.
Not going to lie, this was the story that made me want to read this collection. I'm a big lover of cats, hell I've got 6 and I adore them all equally. So to read a very well-written story by Laymon that's filled to the brim with black humor and a very critical message from the author himself within the story on people who are not worthy of being cat owners due to their attitude, was really meaningful to me and I 100% agree with him. The ending of this story was satisfying and the tale behind it was a little creepy, to say the least.
If Fiends turned you off, please continue reading because this 10-page short story is nothing less than brilliant! 10/10
The Bleeder:
After another day of work at the local cinema, Bryon is on his way home but when he finds a trail of blood, he becomes curious and soon finds himself on a creepy adventure where at the end of the road might be a maiden in distress. However fantasies never happen in real life and even though Byron knows this, the mystery intrigues him but what he may find might just terrify him for the rest of his life.
A very atmospheric and creepy story by Laymon, with an interesting mystery that has a really terrifying and satisfying resolution. I wasn't too sure what to expect when reading this, since the possibilities could have been endless but what we got here was terrific and really creeped me out in the end! 10/10
Desert Pickup:
Having been thrown out and tricked by a truck driver, a lonely man out in the desert is lucky to be picked up by a woman, a lovely lady with a very curious obsession for cacti, however not everything is as it seems...
Considering this was Richard Laymon's first published story, it's actually really good, nothing amazing. But it's a simple hitchhiking gone wrong tale that has a really cool twist that gives a very unique narrative ending to the story. 8/10
The Mask:
Leaving the theatre after watching Nosferatu, Allan likes to walk back home in the dark and through the shadows, it scares him but that's where the thrill comes from. However, when he comes across a masked woman, he decides to run away. Feeling guilty, he decides to revisit the mysterious figure, and soon the two start to fall in love...
Again this is another very atmospheric tale, but instead of it being a horror story it's actually really sweet and very romantic, the twist at the end had me beaming. I love how Laymon decided to work his abilities as a horror writer to set up a rather unique and sweet love story that has a brilliant payoff. 10/10
Eats:
Mable Wingate is in need of a private detective, she believes someone in her household after her husband's death intends to poison her and run away with her fortune. Duke Scanlon is on the case, however, she may very well regret it.
This was a really fun, somewhat comedic noir parody of a private detective story, it's nothing too amazing but it's an enjoyable time and the ending really took me by surprise, says a lot about our main character! 8/10
The Hunt:
One night when Kim's out doing her laundry, she finds a man staring at her from his car the entire time. Nervous she asks a fellow by the name of Bradley to help her get out safely. However, things soon turn for the worse and Kim is now being hunted down by a psychopathic killer...
A really fun survival story, that again isn't anything too mindblowing but the premise is good and the execution works really well, the ending took me by surprise and I actually really liked Kim as a character despite the fact it being a short story. 8/10
Slit:
When Lynn accidentally gets a papercut from reading, her co-worker Charles decides to help bandage her up, but he's being very strange about it. Soon he can't do anything but think about cutting and slicing up Lynn, but he attempts to find ways to stop himself. Soon enough when they are working together, it seems time has run out and his fantasies are about to play out...
A really disturbing and sick story, it's a very interesting one for Laymon since we get to explore the mind of a sexual maniac and what makes him tick, and how he came to have this macabre fantasy. The ending of this one will depend on the reader, but I just love how unexpected it was, and honestly in a way it really hits home just how sick people can be with their sexual fantasies. 10/10
Out of The Woods:
Having been rudely awoken by a stranger, our narrator discovers his wife has gone missing, and now he's being threatened to give up everything to a dangerous individual.
If that sounds incredibly basic that's because it is, with it only being 3 pages long so not really much of a story and more of a light comedy piece with a gruesome ending. It was okay, it's more that I just didn't get it as opposed to it being anything bad. I can imagine some people getting a kick out of this one for what it is, but there's not really much to talk about and it's not exactly what you'd call memorable. 5/10
Stiff Intruders:
When Charlie discovers the body of a dead woman outside on his lawn chair one morning, he immediately calls for Lou who used to be a serial killer himself, together they dump the body in a stolen vehicle at a nearby bank. However the next weekend they find yet another body and soon have to cover it up. Something very strange is going on and the two are terrified their identities for previous crimes will be revealed by another murderer.
If this sounds silly, it's because it is. Richard Laymon has written a very comedic take on a mystery tale where none of the characters are good or likable people, seeing them being put into such a strange scenario and the actual explanation is very weird but hilarious as well. A very silly but funny story. 8/10
Special:
When a camp is attacked, the men are slaughtered and the women are captured. The Guardians and their Vampire masters return to their estate led by Roger. The women are used as either blood donors or if they're fertile, they are used to help breed infants for the vampire's feasts or to bring more of them into the world. When Jim meets Diane, he starts to fall in love with her and will do anything to protect her and stop this mindless torture for good.
A really disturbing but unique vampire story that despite being a very Laymon Esque tale honestly really works, it's kind of a dystopic story where the lands are ruled by vampires and the humans are being used to help breed or slaughter those who might stand against them. It's a very bloodthirsty story with gore, rape, torture, and so on. But the way it's written here honestly really works and comes together to make a brilliant ending.
It's strange to see Laymon do a full-on vampire story since he writes vampire novels that don't give a definite answer as to what's really going on. The Stake, for example, is about whether or not a young woman's corpse is a vampire, and The Travelling Vampire Show is about a bizarre, adult circus of sorts that has a vampire in captivity that may or may not be real. So this was a great change of pace. 10/10
Joyce:
Barbara has recently arrived at her new home to live with her husband after their honeymoon, however, when she discovers a corpse under the bed of his ex-wife, it seems that there's a lot she still needs to learn about Darren. He of course wants them to become the best of friends, but how can you when she's dead?
Holy shit. I thought Slit was messed up, but this takes the biscuit. A really disturbing story about a wife living with the corpse of her husband's ex-wife who died three years prior, a really haunting concept brought to life brilliantly. The ending to this is both very gruesome but funny at the same time, there's a sense of dark humor to this story that's very subtle until the ending but it doesn't underplay in any way just how horrifying this story is and it's brilliant! 10/10
A Good, Secret Place:
Rick and Jim are the best of friends, however when a new kid comes on the block by the name of George wants to be their friend, they try their hardest to give him a hint that they're not interested however when all else backfires and George comes with them to spy on girls, they plan to pull a nasty trick on the boy, that may very well backfire.
I admittedly heard about the twist behind this story but I can understand why people really found it effective considering the way it's written. It's very much a coming-of-age story about a child who wants to be friends with a couple of older kids, but instead, they find him rather creepy and socially inept. However, the feeling of guilt they receive after playing their trick was very well handled, before we discover the twist that was hinted at throughout the novel. In typical Laymon fashion, it ends up being very disturbing and really makes you feel bad because this kid really just wanted to be their friend but due to misunderstandings and a little bit of lying from their own end of things, ended up suffering. It's not an ending for everyone, but it's definitely one of his most horrifying, but it does end on a sweet note. 10/10
Overall: The novella Fiends was awful, to say the least, nice idea but suffered from terrible execution. The short stories, however, were fun, creepy, and disturbing. I'd definitely be happy to say this is one of my favorite short story collections ever. If it wasn't for such a weak novella, this would have gotten full marks. 9/10