Looking through the reviews and ratings I can definitely say that I’m a minority here because I hated this book. I’m warning you now that this isn’t so much a review as it is a list of things that annoyed me. It’s gonna be long…very long, ranty, poorly written, and fueled entirely by little sleep and bad coffee. So please don’t read it if you’re just going to be upset that I didn’t like the book. I honestly loved the first six and really liked the last four, but this one just got on my nerves and I feel like I have to justify giving it only one star.
The first third of the book focused primarily on the Eve and Michael’s wedding. Was it really a surprise to anyone that they didn’t get married? I don’t really understand the purpose of even wasting an entire third of the book writing about it. This far into the series, I want to read about events that have consequences, this was supposedly the second to last book when it was written, I think the readers deserve more than this filler. How does Eve and Michael getting married or not getting married change a damn thing in the story? They were already living together, they were already sleeping together, it’s not like Amelie said that they had to stop seeing each other. Was the marriage really necessary for us to read about at this point? The whole purpose of this storyline seemed to be to add safe drama where there isn’t really any, and once this “drama” has passed, the author is still in the same place she was at the beginning of the story and she can fall back on the Morganville formula. I think we readers were suppose to feel discriminated and outraged, but I didn’t feel particularly bad for Eve and Michael being unable to marry, and I really like them as a couple. Basically, Eve and Michael didn’t get married, so what?
Throughout this whole marriage ordeal Claire begins seeing this weird guy/thing that no one else can see. To top it off Claire receives a letter from Morley with direct orders to deliver it to Amelie. It is super duper top secret but only says Run. Ominous. This scares the hell out of Amelie so much that anyone even knowing about it besides her, Oliver and Myrnin is a huge liability. If Claire and Shane blab, the town of Morganville will know that danger is afoot. Apparently this is bad so Amelie orders Myrnin to kill them.
Seriously, when is Morganville not in danger? Christ, I’d be even more concerned if there weren’t rumors of evil lurking. Far from your brightest idea Amelie. Amelie's reasoning to kill Shane and Claire was really weak and it seemed only there to push an unnecessary wedge between Claire, Amelie and Myrnin.
Of course neither of them dies, and now the whole Glass House knows that something so horrible is going on in Morganville that Amelie felt the need to assassinate Shane and Claire without hesitation. This is where everyone gets really stupid.
I understand stupidity for the sake of plot. If characters did the right thing every time there would be no story, but I really can’t excuse this. The big trouble begins when the girls, who have been hiding out in the house for the last couple of days, run out of tampons and birth control. They insist on going out to buy these things alone, because apparently, even though these are their boyfriends and they’ve all have sleeping together long enough to know that “Hey girls get periods and use birth control, gross!”, it’s embarrassing to buy in front of them. The hell. Then Claire and Eve are much too independent and embarrassed to let Shane and Michael even come along and wait in the car.
They are breaking the cardinal rule of horror movies! STICK TOGETHER! I expected so much better from you Shane and I don’t even like you that much right now, but damn, you of all people should have known better.
Well, at least Claire is using birth control; if she gets pregnant I’ll be convinced that Ms. Caine hired someone from fanfiction.net to ghostwrite the rest of the series for her.
I strongly believe that had everyone gone tampon shopping together, Claire wouldn’t have ended up dead and we wouldn’t have had to go through the second third of the book with ghost Claire. I was really shocked when she died, I knew it had to be a trick, and sure enough, 60 or so pages later she is alive again. Couldn’t Caine have at least brought her back as a vampire? There was a time when I didn’t want Claire to become a vampire but I think it needs to happen to keep the series from going in circles.
You would think that something as major as the main character dying would make an impact on the rest of the book, but it didn’t, it might as well have not even happened. Claire being dead did give us some good reactions. She finally realized that crazy as hell Myrnin really cares about her, she doesn’t think it is love though. God I wish this was properly addressed. Does he love her or not? I don’t think she cares about him too much either way, but it would still be nice to know. Shane was also pretty willing to put a bullet in his head only a couple hours after she’d been dead. I HATED THIS. It’s understandable that Shane would have suicidal tendencies, but I still wish he didn’t. Poor Claire, it seems she has a habit of attracting mentally unstable men.
After Claire is resurrected we finally get to really see the main villains that had Amelie’s bloomers in a bunch. The Draug are some kind of cross between a vampire, siren and Slimer. Kind of cool, I guess, but so little of the book focused on them that I still don’t feel like they are much of a threat. I also want to know why only Claire could see them. I feel like this should be, or is going to be addressed in the next book, but every time I think that it never happens.
Two more big shockers came at the end, neither of which impressed me much. Amelie is dead/dying/probably neither. Myrnin will save her somehow. I wish she did die. Not because I don’t like her but because these books seriously need something like this to happen. Can you imagine what will happen to Morganville under Oliver’s rule? That would be a very entertaining read.
Finally, Shane sorta proposes to Claire. Well, he makes her promise him that she’ll marry him someday. Way to go Shane, rope that girl down good and young! Shane makes her promise to marry him someday, because he isn’t ready marry her now. That makes absolutely no sense to me, especially considering how ready he was blow his brains out after she died. I just thought it was a really lame way to end the book.
Yeah, there you go. This book was annoying and I’m not sure if I will read the last four. I don’t think I would have been so nitpicky if I didn’t love the series so I guess that is a testament to Ms. Caine’s writing. She created fictional characters that I deeply care about, but I guess I outgrew them. This book just seemed lazy to me even though everyone else loved it. Not even Myrnin with a sawed-off shotgun could replace the disappointment I felt.