This book, this fucking book, y'all.
(warning, this is a very long review!) (and no, I didn't proofread this shit)
Idk if you've ever thought about it, but "dark high school romance" books are fucking bullshit. I know that I graduated high school about 10 years ago, but it certainly never felt anything like what happens in this series. Of course, it's all about rich people getting what they want, so it's honestly not all that relatable, but that's not even my main complaint. No, somehow these boys are skilled in torture, are cold-blooded killers, some are heavily tattooed, and drink hard liquor with and without parental supervision. Lev, one of the guys, is also apparently a super hacker, and the squad has some heavy criminals in their contact list.
All of that would have been so much more believable if they'd been a few years into university. Now, they're 17-18 and they just haven't had the time to acquire any of these skills. Sure, it helps that they're pretty much in a cult, and their environment encourages their behavior, but that's not the magical solution to making these literal children capable of murder. All four of them have become serial killers before even reading adulthood. Now that I think about it, I should say "all five of them" but Sebastian feels so separate from the other four that I keep forgetting he's a part of the groomsmen.
Speaking of Sebastian, it was... interesting to see he only started being interested in Ariah after she turned 18 (he's 22). I see what you did there, PH Nix, and as much as I applaud your efforts, you're toeing the line here buddy.
To be fair, the same goes for the other guys. The novella, which is basically book 2.5, tells us Wes and Wyatt have their birthday in the summer (and they both turn 19), so it's implied that Owen and Lev have their birthdays during the school year. That means that, at least at the start of the story, there was some sweet underage drinking going on. And, during their teen years, apparently they also had time to develop their... extreme sexual preferences and torture styles.
In an inner monologue, Wyatt reveals he's known Ariah for "two years", tho it's impossible to figure out whether he means at that point or before they officially met. It does mean that Wyatt has been stalking Ariah since she was 16 (maybe younger) and, worse, has been sexually assaulting her the entire time in her sleep. So far, Ariah has not been made aware of this. Yes, I'll get to this in the next review.
For now, I have some Thoughts, so please bear with me because it took me way too long to type out all these quotes.
Largitor vitae tuam divinam, amplectitur foeninam pro eo quod gentes peperit.
I love it when a book doesn't provide a translation for a non-English sentence, and I've had Latin in high school! Unfortunately, it doesn't mean I understand shit because I really don't. For the record, Google Translate translates it to: "The giver of your life embraces the divine hay for that which gave birth to the nations." Make it make sense, please. I lowkey want to ask PH Nix if she used Google Translate and what she actually meant by this line.
What if they're torturing her or worse - raping her?
Aren't they... aren't they equally bad? I mean, I'm not trying to downplay rape but one could leave her body broken and her only a ghost of her former self and the other could leave her body broken and her only a ghost of her former self. What if Ariah's kidnappers don't rape her (for the record they don't, something I can't say for Wyatt) but instead cut off her limbs, removed her eyes and tongue, and then returned her to the 5quad? Certainly that'd be unfortunate, right?
Lev walks up to Stephen, his dark denim-washed jeans and black shirt hiding the blood from our sight, and yanks the ax from Stephen's leg with his left hand before quickly digging the finger of his right hand into the open wound as he demands, "Tell me the name of the person who hired you."
Any and all torture scenes are both under and overexplained. PH Nix can't write torture scenes to save her life and she should stop writing them.
Also, doesn't this kinda imply Lev has only one finger on his right hand? I think? The book literally says "the finger of his right hand".....
Straightening, I put my blades away and double-check my gun - the magazine full and safety off. With the built-in suppressor, we can light this building up like Christmas.
What does this mean? Does it mean that (in this case) Owen thinks that with a suppressor, aka a silencer, the bad guys won't notice him and he'll be able to get in a lot of shots? "Light this building up like Christmas" (I would've said "Christmas tree, personally) makes me think more of them using bombs than guns, especially guns with silencers.
"Whoever it is, better not have touched my angel, or I'll skin them alive with a hot fireplace poker before I rip off his dick and fuck him in his ear with it," Owen snaps, reminding us that this person could very well be a foe and not a friend.
Buddy, you're 17, chill the fuck out.
"Oh, Bastian. Vous ne pouvez pas être intelligent si vous n'avez jamais rien fait de stupide. Be a little foolish, you deserve it," he offers, [...]
Oh, I'm sorry, but my French is even rustier than my fucking Latin. Jfc. Google Translate's translation for those who still give a damn: "You can't be smart if you've never done anything stupid." I'm guessing PH Nix didn't include the translation because it sounds extremely corny but she shouldn't have included the French without a translation either.
"The entire time was a mind fuck. Between some waterboarding-style tactics when I first came to, the horrifying things they did to Samantha in front of me, the asshole who tried to assault me, and finding out my mo- Elise is part of some new world order type of organization, I need more time to process it all," I verbally vomit, rambling off everything at once.
First of all, "verbally vomit" doesn't do anyone any favors whatsoever.
Second, Ariah mentions her mother (whose name is Seline), but at that point, she doesn't know her mom is "Elise", aka the woman who took part in Owen's kidnapping ~10 years before the start of the story. This isn't the only time this type of mistake happens, btw. I noticed a few other times a character had more information than they were supposed to have.
The idea of how pretty she would look with the rope's fibers against her golden skin as her hair is fanned out above her waiting to be pulled as my tongue buries itself so deep that it could spell my name on her cervix.
This is the same dude as before (Lev), so he absolutely needs that chill pill and back the fuck off.
Unrelated, but I think I need some eye bleach for trying to imagine this guy having a giraffe's tongue and using it on Ariah.
The word baby makes Wes's face turn four shades of green and Lev stiffen while Owen and Wyatt look crestfallen. Those idiots couldn't possibly want to get a girl pregnant in high school.
"He didn't say you couldn't practice the act of making babies all you want. Fix your faces, you idiots," I snipe.
The whole concept is absolutely bogus. The idea is that every five generations, five male heirs all marry the same woman, and she produces (at least) one child per heir, all so the bloodlines remain the strongest they could be. Except there are only four "main" families, so Wyatt's(?) cousin Sebastian joins the party. So all the main characters must be related (five times removed but still), which makes this a little weird. Besides, at some point we find out Ariah is part of the fifth family, which influences nothing whatsoever. The Fraternitas, aka the cult, probably has a rule that all of this has to happen at this specific moment, otherwise they could cancel/postpone the whole thing, throw out Sebastian, and have one of Ariah's little brothers join the line-up. If only they were allowed to wait for 9-10 years. And if Ariah wasn't in the running, of course.
The real problem is that there's no real reason those guys should be looking for a wife at 18. I mean, the only reason is because the plot dictates it and it's bullshit.
Anyway, my issue with this excerpt is that at least two teens are very interested in impregnating a teen girl. This conversation happened after Ariah was told she needed a birth implant in her arm to be eligible (as a precaution), and apparently not everyone agrees??
Also, what if Ariah gives birth to one baby and due to complications she can't/shouldn't get pregnant anymore? Or what if she's not able to have children? What if any of the guys aren't able to have children? What if she cheats on them before giving all five an heir? I mean, she'd be a dead woman but would someone take her place? What if she can't maintain that 3.5 GPA? What are the consequences when something happens? It's not discussed because it's not in the books, but it should be discussed. Ariah is also ordered to wear appropriate (feminine) clothes and she sticks with what she was already wearing (aka comfortable clothes) and suddenly they don't enforce that rule too strictly because the rules apparently don't apply to Ariah.
"So, there can either be a town full of unknown Bradfords or only two remaining ones left?" Wyatt chimes in.
With Ariah and her dad being a part of the missing Bradford family, our buddy Wyatt conveniently forgets that Ariah has a younger sister and twin younger brothers. So there's five of them, actually.
Shit, we take off for weeks at a time doing Fraternitas shit all the time, and no one bats an eyelash.
"Batting an eyelash" is a thing apparently, I didn't know that. But it's really stupid that the guys can do whatever the fuck they want but Ariah has to maintain a 3.5 GPA, and be all proper in public and shit, while the guys can do whatever. At one point, Samantha was harassing Ariah, and Ariah retaliated by punching Sam in her face, but Ariah was later reprimanded for not handling it more ladylike. Which, fuck that shit.
After that bullshit with Sam last night I was looking forward to football practice today. She's at least giving me a wide berth, but I don't trust it. She's never been one to take anything lying down.
This inner monologue by Wes is hilarious because Samantha is known for sleeping around and using sex to get what she wants. Wes himself partook in sexual activities with Sam on more than one occasion, so it's really funny of him to say she "doesn't take anything lying down".
I had a Cretors T-3000 popcorn maker brought in and stocked the snack bar with her favorite snacks.
We've already watched Pride & Prejudice and The Avengers, but we needed a snack break.
I get it, you're rich, now shut the fuck up. (It's 2270 US dollars on the Cretors website for the small version, just fyi.)
Also, mark my words, in a few years no one will want to admit they were once a Marvel fan.
"Be happy I left one hand free and your phone so that you can dial a ride. Hopefully, they get to you before the landfill opens or an animal comes," I say without looking back.
I'm sorry, Samantha's/[your] phone what?? I'm assuming "within reach" otherwise she can't call for help but uh, yeah, I'm a bit confused here.
"Hey," she smiles, alerting me to the fact I've just been staring at her like an idiot without saying a word.
I look into her alluring eyes. I'd give anything to know what's going on in that head of hers. Is she seeing how much I really want her- want this? Does she notice how sorry I am for my dickish behavior when I first met her?
"Hi," I finally respond. Because I'm a man of many words.
Okay, sometimes something was really funny. This could have been me, tbh.
"Girl, shit up. Sebastian Grant is only twenty-three. If he didn't skip like two grades, he wouldn't even be a counselor here." She rolls her eyes, pausing momentarily. "He's going to be the most stubborn. That bitch Miss Taylor did a number on him when she cheated on him with his father and then married his ex-best friend, but he'll come around all the same. Shit, my money is on him falling hard and fast once he does."
Assuming Vivian Taylor is Sebastian's age, she's also 23 years old. That means that in what I hope is roughly five years, Sebastian and Vivian were dating, she had sex with Sebastian's dad, she married Sebastian's best friend, moved away to Colorado (the story is set in Connecticut), taught Ariah there for at least a year, separated from her husband, moved back to Connecticut in the hopes of reconciling with Sebastian. As if he'd forgotten about the tiny little fact she had sex with his dad of all people. (Not to mention she later does it again, hoping she'll get pregnant and would play it off as Sebastian's to baby-trap him.)
Now that I think about it, there are only three, maybe four decent women in this series while every other girl/woman is a huge-ass bitch for no fucking reason.
Also, Sebastian swears off love after the whole Vivian thing, which is fair, but considering he didn't last more than five years, his resolve wasn't very strong now, was it?
"You know there are talks about him being a starting quarterback next year at LWU," Mr. Washington boasts, pride evident in every one of his features.
I knew Lev was an amazing player, but I didn't realize he was that skilled.
Ariah, a self-proclaimed super fan of football, didn't see that a guy in her harem is an exceptionally skilled quarterback in football. Suuuuure.
By the time she's done, we're practically nose to nose. Only a foot separates us.
So which is it? I know it says "practically" but if you're 30cm apart you're not "practically nose to nose", you're just standing very close.
"The time for talking is done- from now on, the only time I want to hear you speak is when you're asked to count and you are to address me as Sir." My dick throbs at the sight of her eyes bulging with my directives. "Do you understand, Ariah?"
She nods, and I tsk. "That's one. Let's try this again, shall we? Do you understand?"
"Yes," she mumbles, and I lift my finger from her lips.
"Oh, I see we have a little brat present. That's two. Do you know two of what that is?"
He (Sebastian) literally says "the time for talking is done", "don't talk unless I ask you to count" and still he punishes her for misbehaving? Am I missing something here???
Pulling out my phone, I scroll to check social media. It's nearly mid-February, and Summer is still posting pictures of herself from around the world. Her latest photo is of her standing in a coral pink thong bikini on the white sands of Matira Beach in Bora Bora. Her caption makes me snort, 'Sun's out, buns out.'
"Ariah," Miss Taylor shouts, and I realize I've completely zoned again.
I murmur an apology, but that's not good enough for Vivian Taylor.
"Honestly, Miss Bishop, if you can't pay attention in my class, you can get out," she snaps, causing the room to break out in snickers.
"What's your problem? I apologized. Move on already," I shoot back, totally over her snide comments and the off-the-cuff petty remarks.
Ariah, honey, everyone knows it's a fucking dick move to pull out your phone in the middle of class, scroll through [Instagram] and audibly react to what you see. It was like this 15 years ago, when touchscreens weren't even a thing yet, and it's like this now. This is not Vivian Taylor being a bitch, it's you being the bitch there. I could blame it on teen arrogance, but it's probably Ariah hating Vivian Taylor, and for good reason! Just not this time.
Last one!
Book 1, chapter 2 (Ariah's POV: I don't think all rich people are jerks. It just seems like there's something in the water here.
Book 2, chapter 53 (Ariah's POV): I'm starting to wonder if delusional is in the water in Edgewood.
So it either took Ariah almost a whole school year to come up with the word "delusional", or Ariah (aka PH Nix) forgot she had had almost the same thought on the first day of school.
Thank you for sticking with me will the end <3 It took me a long ass time to write this whole thing (it's almost 3k /sobs), so I really appreciate anyone who read the whole thing. I promise the review for the novella will be shorter. But yeah, now you know why the sequel is worse than book 1 😬
If only my uni essays would be this interesting. And if only I put as much work into those as I did for this review.