I've never seen the Keira Knightley/Parminder Nagra star-making vehicle Bend It Like Beckham, but I remember how much hype and praise it got after its release several years ago. Although I enjoy several forms of entertainment, I'm a reader, first and foremost, so, when I saw the novelization of the movie at a yard sale, of course I picked it up. I finally got around to reading it today, and ended up not being all that surprised when it turned out to be a dud. The story itself wasn't half-bad, and the dialogue was well-done. I've said before I'm not a sports fan, but I willingly did a book report in fifth grade on a Matt Christopher novel about basketball and got an A, so, I could still appreciate the soccer action. However, some significant problems seriously plagued the novel. The MPAA rated the movie Bend It Like Beckham "PG-13 for language and some sexual content," and that's a great summary of the morally problematic content in its novelization. Not only that, but the book was a bit repetitive; in less than one hundred pages, there were three different scenes where Jess was playing soccer, and one or more of her family members walked in. It was cute at first, but it became grating even just the second time, almost like a sitcom catchphrase. If you saw the original Knightley/Nagra movie and enjoyed it, you'll have to read this novel for yourself and see if you like it; for me, though, I was pretty much just glad to turn the final page.