Ultimate Survival Guide : Zombie Apocalypse

by Laurence Sutton

If you are looking for the definitive guide to survive the ever dreaded zombie apocalypse, look no further, we have the answer for you. Divided into four sections (Prepare, Survive, Fight Back, and Rebuild) this guide will cover everything from packing for the worst to quelling rebellion while you sit upon your throne as ruler of the new world. Starting this book will begin a transformative journey, at the end of which you will have become the most impressive, awe inspiring, chainsaw wielding, zombie killing-est leader that your minions will have had the privilege of ever laying eyes upon. If this doesn't sound like you, have no fear, it will when you have completed this guide.Why is Halloween a bad idea after the outbreak?What is your second most important objective after killing zombies?Why will there be a distinct lack of car mechanics after the outbreak?Why does a beard become your most powerful asset?Why will knocking down sandcastles and popping children's baloons keep you alive?All these questions and many more that you've never cared to know the answers to will be answered within the pages of this prophetic guide. This is your most valuable weapon in the fight against the undead. If faced with a choice between grabbing a gun, and grabbing this book, you should grab this book. After reading it you'll quickly find out that you should have grabbed that gun after all. Bullet holes are much more effective than paper cuts and if you had read this sooner, you would have known that. So sit up straight, roll up your sleeves, and get ready to become the saviour that this world needs.

308 pages, Kindle Edition

First published February 6, 2011

Reviews

[James Troupe · Rating 5 out of 5]

Hilarious post apocalypse narcissistic survival guide. The "advise" given in this book is both humorous and alarming. If you were to follow the guidance in this book to become the ultimate survivor you wouldn't be much of a decent human. lol

[Jake Salcedo · Rating 4 out of 5]

I thought Ultimate Survival Guide : Zombie Apocalypse by Karim Theos and Laurence Sutton was a great book with an element of comedy. I learned very little of what to do during the apocalypse but it was "helpful."

[Andy C. Huang · Rating 4 out of 5]

Ok

Pretty good and humorous.



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