Tales of Times Square by Josh Alan Friedman is a read that you’ll need a stiff drink or three to get through. The content is exactly what I needed as a researcher and writer, as it covers an extremely specific moment in New York City’s colorful history that was before my time, and was written by an individual who was not only present and interacted in the scene that made up the underbelly of Times Square, but it was written in 1986 and therefore, as contemporary to the time as I might ever get. This is what I base my five star review on—the usefulness and originality of the gonzo-esque journalism. But, and I cannot stress this enough, reading this narrative in 2023, with a more enlightened mindset when compared to what was “okay” by society in the ‘70s and ‘80s, about 99% of this book is deeply offensive. (And I cannot stress that percentage enough.)
Friedman, one can certainly hope, has soul-searched and grown since he penned his experiences with Screw magazine and the porn industry of NYC, as his word choices are belligerent slang, but it’s the conversations he conducted with some notorious personalities (Al Goldstein and Sammy Grubman in particular) that are the source of this book’s misogynistic, transphobic, homophobic, racist, and classist vocabulary. If you are able to keep in the back of your mind that this was written in the ‘80s, about an experience lived from 1978 – 1984, and that society literally looked upon the citizens of Times Square as less than garbage, it’s entirely possible to read this book and get an intense, firsthand account of 42nd Street’s peep shows, live sex stages, sex workers, runaways, drugs, crumbling infrastructure, and crime that has since all but vanished after citywide clean-up initiatives.
I found the chapter that stood out the most to me to be that of Father Bruce Ritter and the Covenant House during the early ‘70s. This neighborhood is known as Hell’s Kitchen, the west side that runs along Times Square. It was still quite a poor neighborhood of tenements and housed the lingering Irish who’d settled down in the area almost a century before. Naturally, one would assume that a man who dedicated himself to the teachings of Jesus should care for the poor, the downtrodden, the helpless. He didn’t, sadly. He cared about the lower class families who attended his church (ok, fair) but not about the women being abused by pimps, not the LGBT people who’d been thrown out by their families, not the runaway children who made their homes on the streets. His quotes are the absolute antithesis of the life he supposedly dedicated himself to, and in the end, he was found to have been molesting young homeless boys. Disheartening and disgusting.
This book is a ride, for sure. I picked it up after watching the documentary, Crime Scene: The Times Square Killer, during which Friedman is interviewed. Again, it really was useful for my research, the casual horridness toward women, minorities, and LGBT notwithstanding. If this is a period that interests you, it’s certainly an eye-opening narrative. But otherwise, if you only have a casual interest, I’d suggest the documentary, because despite it’s true crime focus, the history of Times Square will come across just fine.