DNF at halfway through.
If you came looking for something similar to Legends & Lattes, you’re going to be disappointed. I really wanted to finish this one to write a proper review but man, I just can’t. There’s too much even in the first quarter of the book that turned me off, with very little promise of getting any better.
This book isn’t low stakes. It’s zero stakes. Nothing’s going on here that makes you want to keep reading; there’s no opposition, no journey to be had, no personality. The “mystery” is neither exciting nor interesting, which is a great segue into Rhoren’s character.
He feels flat, boring, and at times downright condescending. Ah, these city folk, with their silly little mundane lives… They don’t know how lucky they are. I, on the other hand, am the only one who knows of True Suffering, having survived mortal perils their tiny little minds couldn’t even begin to comprehend, etc. Your life can be tough and you can have experienced hardship without having to trivialise and demean the experiences of others.
Not that the “others” we’re introduced to here bring much to the table aside from cardboard cutouts, either. Queer rep? Where’s the queer rep?? And where are the women??? 97% of the characters is a man, all fitting neatly into their little 2D box: the helpful neighbour, the gruff merchant, the well-meaning friend convincing Rhoren to move South, the rich dwarf selling Rhoren the shop… and so on.
The first woman in the book is literally referred to as “a shrew” and is the mean horrid old lady next door. What a creative new archetype. Other female characters are a child that needs saving and the potion lady. All make very brief appearances.
Also, I genuinely had to check if Kallum was actually supposed to be Rhoren’s love interest. There’s no spark, no tension, no interest. I’m at halfway and baby, we haven’t even had an accidental brush of hands or a too-long second of eye contact. Jokes aside, there was no chemistry and Kallum in general didn’t really feel super interesting to me either. He’s just a guy who wants to make his drinks. Fair, but literally what else.
Others have pointed out the race thing in other reviews much better than I could here, but I want to add that right from the bat it made me feel uncomfortable. It was completely unnecessary to have dark-skinned elves being dark-skinned as punishment for something their ancestors did. Racism doesn’t have to be absent from fantasy, but it was handled very poorly.
Lastly: the writing is simple, but unfortunately not in an easy-read way. More in an everything is flat and expressed very literally way. There are explanations at every turn and we’re hand-fed explanations of what’s going on. I can read without the subtitles, thank you.