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Fitzwilliam Darcy, Rock Star
"Darcy's as hot as he is talented..."
Fast music, powerful beats, and wild reputations-on and off stage-have made virtuoso guitarist Fitzwilliam Darcy's band into rock's newest bad boys. But they've lost their latest opening act, and their red-hot summer tour is on the fast track to disaster. Now Darcy and bandmates Charles Bingley and Richard Fitzwilliam are about to meet their match...
"But she's about to rock his world..."
Enter Elizabeth Bennet, fiercely independent star of girl-band Long Borne Suffering. Elizabeth, her sister Jane, and friend Charlotte Lucas have talent to spare and jump at the opening band slot. Elizabeth is sure she's seen the worst the music industry has to offer. But as the days and nights heat up, it becomes clear that everyone is in for a summer to remember.
Fast music, powerful beats, and wild reputations-on and off stage-have made virtuoso guitarist Fitzwilliam Darcy's band into rock's newest bad boys. But they've lost their latest opening act, and their red-hot summer tour is on the fast track to disaster. Now Darcy and bandmates Charles Bingley and Richard Fitzwilliam are about to meet their match...
"But she's about to rock his world..."
Enter Elizabeth Bennet, fiercely independent star of girl-band Long Borne Suffering. Elizabeth, her sister Jane, and friend Charlotte Lucas have talent to spare and jump at the opening band slot. Elizabeth is sure she's seen the worst the music industry has to offer. But as the days and nights heat up, it becomes clear that everyone is in for a summer to remember.
432 pages, Paperback
First published August 31, 2011
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About the author
Heather Lynn Rigaud
1 book91 followersHeather Lynn Rigaud can usually be found trying to juggle too many things. A wife and mother of two, she suffers from excessive interest in almost everything that comes her way. She cooks, she sews, she writes, she sings, she knits, she Geo-Caches, she makes soaps, she collects perfume, she paints silk- and she overthinks every single one.
But she's lively and has a good (if bawdy) sense of humor.
Born and raised in world famous Woodstock NY by Republican parents, Heather Lynn has a lot of experience feeling like you just don't fit in. This used to bother her greatly, but she's (mostly) managed to overcome it, and even learned to enjoy walking 'to the beat of a different drummer'.
She enjoys reading (possibly excessively), fine food and wine, and art. She has degrees in music and education (but not music education), and lives with her family in Kingston, NY.
But she's lively and has a good (if bawdy) sense of humor.
Born and raised in world famous Woodstock NY by Republican parents, Heather Lynn has a lot of experience feeling like you just don't fit in. This used to bother her greatly, but she's (mostly) managed to overcome it, and even learned to enjoy walking 'to the beat of a different drummer'.
She enjoys reading (possibly excessively), fine food and wine, and art. She has degrees in music and education (but not music education), and lives with her family in Kingston, NY.
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January 15, 2019
Confession time…I’ve never actually finished Pride and Prejudice. *Hanging head in shame*. I didn’t have to read it in school, and I put off reading it because it felt like a school book. I didn’t want the blah school books to rub off on it. So I waited. I’ve attempted to read it but, alas, a new semester started and the book didn’t get finished.
However, I’ve seen multiple versions of the movie and have loved (most of) them. My favorite being the 2005 version starring Keira Knightly and Matthew Macfadyen.
Those confessions bring me to this book…I don’t mind reading updated versions of classics. It’s always interesting to see a new take on an old story. As I was browsing Amazon one day, I came across this book. The title grabbed my attention: Fitzwilliam Darcy, Rock Star. Well, color me intrigued. From the title alone, it seemed to combine two things I enjoy…a new version of Pride & Prejudice and rock stars. I simply had to click on the book. Intrigue turned to curiosity after reading the description. I shared my find with a couple of friends and after receiving mixed reactions to it, I went about my business reading other books. But this book would not leave my mind. It kept sitting there telling me to go back and buy it…so I did. AND I WASN’T THE LEAST BIT DISAPPOINTED!
The main characters were easily recognizable and the musical/rock star aspect was a fun addition to the story. Since I do know the story, I kept wondering how the author was going to make everything work and she kept me guessing until the end. I loved the twists and turns that the book had and how, while familiar, some characters had enough of a change to surprise you.
Darcy has always been a great character, part aloof jerk and part romantic gentleman. And this book was no exception. But add in rock star and it was amazingly hot!
I love rock stars. I have since I was five and fell in love with Donnie Wahlberg . I loved the musical aspect of the book. I could almost hear the music in my head, and I would have loved to hear the actual songs Slurry and Long Borne Suffering performed.
This book has become an instant favorite and it’s definitely on my list of books to buy in paperback.
However, I’ve seen multiple versions of the movie and have loved (most of) them. My favorite being the 2005 version starring Keira Knightly and Matthew Macfadyen.
Those confessions bring me to this book…I don’t mind reading updated versions of classics. It’s always interesting to see a new take on an old story. As I was browsing Amazon one day, I came across this book. The title grabbed my attention: Fitzwilliam Darcy, Rock Star. Well, color me intrigued. From the title alone, it seemed to combine two things I enjoy…a new version of Pride & Prejudice and rock stars. I simply had to click on the book. Intrigue turned to curiosity after reading the description. I shared my find with a couple of friends and after receiving mixed reactions to it, I went about my business reading other books. But this book would not leave my mind. It kept sitting there telling me to go back and buy it…so I did. AND I WASN’T THE LEAST BIT DISAPPOINTED!
The main characters were easily recognizable and the musical/rock star aspect was a fun addition to the story. Since I do know the story, I kept wondering how the author was going to make everything work and she kept me guessing until the end. I loved the twists and turns that the book had and how, while familiar, some characters had enough of a change to surprise you.
Darcy has always been a great character, part aloof jerk and part romantic gentleman. And this book was no exception. But add in rock star and it was amazingly hot!
I love rock stars. I have since I was five and fell in love with Donnie Wahlberg . I loved the musical aspect of the book. I could almost hear the music in my head, and I would have loved to hear the actual songs Slurry and Long Borne Suffering performed.
This book has become an instant favorite and it’s definitely on my list of books to buy in paperback.
April 11, 2016
I tried to fall in love with this book. I really did. I mean, who couldn't resist the Rock Star trope??? I know it's not particularly unique, but I was really hoping that this would be better than what the other reviewers have said about it.
I know the author tried to follow the original book's storyline and tried to capture the essence of the characters, but unfortunately, it missed the mark. Darcy was a tad too snarky sometimes, Lizzy was too emotional, Richard Fitzwilliam couldn't keep it in his pants, Charlotte felt like she was just there as Richard's love interest, and Jane. Oh G-d. Jane. Some of her conversations with Charles made me want to stab my eyes with a pitchfork. It was so cheesy and I don't know, too much for someone as reticent as Jane.
And the sex. Don't get me wrong. I enjoy the occasional steamy scene, whether it be on a modern adaptation or a regency era fic, but this book felt like it had too much. It was like the intimate scenes were added for the sake of making it raunchy. I actually had to skip some pages because it seemed the book had one too many.
The conflicts between the love interests felt like it was written by a high school student. They fought over such mundane things, and they argued like kids, retaliating against each other in an immature manner. Most of those "conflicts" could have easily been fixed if they were mature adults who actually talked about it... but apparently, that would be too boring.
I appreciated the author's effort to make a lovely book, and while I'm sure some of you would disagree with me, I'll have to say that this one of the few Pride and Prejudice variations I truly did not enjoy.
I know the author tried to follow the original book's storyline and tried to capture the essence of the characters, but unfortunately, it missed the mark. Darcy was a tad too snarky sometimes, Lizzy was too emotional, Richard Fitzwilliam couldn't keep it in his pants, Charlotte felt like she was just there as Richard's love interest, and Jane. Oh G-d. Jane. Some of her conversations with Charles made me want to stab my eyes with a pitchfork. It was so cheesy and I don't know, too much for someone as reticent as Jane.
And the sex. Don't get me wrong. I enjoy the occasional steamy scene, whether it be on a modern adaptation or a regency era fic, but this book felt like it had too much. It was like the intimate scenes were added for the sake of making it raunchy. I actually had to skip some pages because it seemed the book had one too many.
The conflicts between the love interests felt like it was written by a high school student. They fought over such mundane things, and they argued like kids, retaliating against each other in an immature manner. Most of those "conflicts" could have easily been fixed if they were mature adults who actually talked about it... but apparently, that would be too boring.
I appreciated the author's effort to make a lovely book, and while I'm sure some of you would disagree with me, I'll have to say that this one of the few Pride and Prejudice variations I truly did not enjoy.
December 4, 2013
Pride and Prejudice with Darcy as a rock star, sounds like fun, right? Wrong.
Let me say I grew up in the era of fanfiction, and this reads very much like one, it probably was before it was published given the author takes the time to note who the characers are compared to their celebrity equivalents beforehand.
It was pretty much reading a bad fanfiction (my band of choice was Hanson back in the day and with the three guys and a female love interest for each it was very familiar) and the characters fall in insta-love and have a very unrealistic all consuming passion that's very badly explained through all their points of view and overdramatics about their relationship to the point where they're in pain after not seeing each other for a night.
Lastly, this book is about 450 pages long I think, and about 100 probably could have been cut out with the back to back sex scenes (really, could have done without 3 in a row I ended up skimming) and even after that, only half of it was needed.
All in all, I appreciate the idea, but the writing and length don't allow it to be an enjoyable read.
Let me say I grew up in the era of fanfiction, and this reads very much like one, it probably was before it was published given the author takes the time to note who the characers are compared to their celebrity equivalents beforehand.
It was pretty much reading a bad fanfiction (my band of choice was Hanson back in the day and with the three guys and a female love interest for each it was very familiar) and the characters fall in insta-love and have a very unrealistic all consuming passion that's very badly explained through all their points of view and overdramatics about their relationship to the point where they're in pain after not seeing each other for a night.
Lastly, this book is about 450 pages long I think, and about 100 probably could have been cut out with the back to back sex scenes (really, could have done without 3 in a row I ended up skimming) and even after that, only half of it was needed.
All in all, I appreciate the idea, but the writing and length don't allow it to be an enjoyable read.
January 7, 2013
I DID IT. I completed FD,RS. The rite of passage is complete. I am now a man. Was it worth the sacrifice? I cannot honestly say. I only know I will never see this world the same again.
December 4, 2013
Reviewed at Books to Brighten your Mood
As soon I started reading Fitzwilliam Darcy, Rock Star I truly believed that I had in my hands the best fan fiction I have ever read and a really good contemporary romance title. I'm sad to say that by the time I had read the first 1/3 of the book, my opinion started to change rapidly, only to leave me by the end exhausted and feeling that I have read one of the worst contemporary titles ever. I mean this book literally sucked the life force out of me...
I'll start by telling what I liked in this book and why I forced myself to finish it and what made me have such a good impression of it at first. Rigaud, does an amazing job at presenting and "modernising" characters that we all know since our childhood. She took Austen's characters and really made them look like people who live in modern times. In most fan fiction titles I have read, authors fail miserably in that department, but Rigaud truly gave to her characters a modern voice that were in essence the same characters we all know, but could as well be characters we first met in her novel. Don't know if I'm making much sense, but bottom line, the character building and the story building came off as something really fresh.
And those sadly, are the only good characteristics of Fitzwilliam Darcy, Rock Star.
This book in unnecessarily too long, with details that if omitted, I would now be talking about one of the best books I have ever read. I mean, when I read the first sex scene between Charlotte and Richard (yeah that Charlotte and Richard Fitwilliam, Darcy's cousin who have a rather extended role in this novel), I said ok, that's a nice way to twist the plot a little. When I read the next sex scene between Charles and Jane, I said again,ok, they were one of the main couples in the original book as well... But soon after, this book was just an endless purple prose with constant sex scenes between pretty much everyone. And we're talking about really long sex scenes, the kind that the couple ends the first intercourse and then proceeds immediately to the second...
You know me, I don't mind sex scenes in my books, but there's a limit to everything. There's that line that should a writer cross it, the result isn't a sexy book but something else entirely.
As I said, this book is way tooooooo long... And I can't stress this strong enough. Most of my problems begin from this fact. There were so many details, so many times the POV changed that should I haven't read Pride and Prejudice previously I would be completely at a loss. The book is being narrated from almost everyone's POV. And we are talking about at least 7 characters here. Before soon I had a bit of a headache, even if I was already acquainted with all those characters.
So, despite all the good attributes and twists to the story Rigaud added, the result was a tiring book, that lacked in the editing department and that is completely a shame, cause the author tried. Rigaud really tried to deliver a unique story and she could have done it if someone left out about 150 pages...
Add to that the completely unbelievable ending ( I mean how possible is it really that a 3 member male band and a 3 member girl group ends up matched and married???) and you can imagine my feelings exactly.
So, no matter how much I wanted to like Fitzwilliam Darcy, Rock Star, and even if there were some things I really liked and appreciated in Rigaud's effort, the result was a book I couldn't wait to finish and proceed to something else, forgetting that I have ever read it. And that really saddens me, cause it had all the potential to be a great book.
June 25, 2012
If you're expecting a re-telling of Pride and Prejudice, you'll be sorely disappointed. This is fan fiction; I can't even say it's a retelling because it's not. It's set in an alternate universe where Will Darcy is a rock god. I must admit, I was sold on this book right off the bat because of this premise. After all, the Darcy I know fits the perfect rock star: surly, snobby, and yeah sexy. Hundred pages into the book, I was laughing rather, sarcastically at the mostly cheesy dialogues, the characters' lack of personalities and the awful realization that the author took a couple of the most revered characters in the literary world and basically trashed them. Rigaud was better off naming her characters with something she came up with on her own (a novel idea!) because as a fan of Jane Austen, I kid you not, I feel disprespected. And in any case, the plot had nothing at all to do with Pride and Prejudice; she just used everyone's names.
I was teeming with excitement when I first heard of this book last year; so much so that I bought a copy right away. For whatever reason, I've put off reading it for as long as I can. And as fate would have it, there was a reason why. It turns out, this book was a complete waste of my time. This plot was nonexistent as it is over-drawn. If that doesn't make a lick of sense then let me explain further. Four hundred and twenty four pages of a whole lot of nothing. It's a story about two bands, touring and consequently, developing feelings for each other. Seriously? Couldn't the author pick a better plot? Something...less juvenile, more original and creative? Long story short: The three members of the boy band got together with the three members of the girl band. And they lived happily ever after. The End.
I've read (free) better fan fictions than this book. The characters are loathsome and one-dimensional. She took Darcy's snotty attitude and amped it to new heights; so much so that I severely detested this guy. Elizabeth Bennett is a package of misplaced, and more often, irrational anger. She was angry for the sake of being angry. You will not read about a well-read Lizzie here. She's more like the over-sexed, potty-mouthed version of Ms. Bennett. Charles Bingley fell in love with Jane so freaking fast, I needed chiropractic help to set my neck in place again. The man also could've used a bit of toning down in the cheesy dialogues department because damn, he was dripping in Cheez Whiz. And oh-em-gee. Jane readily admitted that all she could offer the world was her beauty. Are you for real? PLEASE. The highlight of this book was Caroline Bingley. She wasn't the *itch that she was in P & P.
This was so out of the ball park and completely out of character. I give the author props for trying but unfortunately, it just didn't work. Why bother using Pride and Prejudice when you're not even going to parallel with the original? The only thing that made sense to me was that the author wanted to incite interests from Jane Austen fans.
VERDICT: Elizabeth and Darcy having sex was not as hot as I'd imagined. Elizabeth giving Darcy a bl** job? That's just...wrong and traumatizing. I need a gallon of hydrochloric acid to erase that scene from my memory. I originally gave this book a two but the more I sit here and fume about it, the less I'm feeling the love. Sorry.
I was teeming with excitement when I first heard of this book last year; so much so that I bought a copy right away. For whatever reason, I've put off reading it for as long as I can. And as fate would have it, there was a reason why. It turns out, this book was a complete waste of my time. This plot was nonexistent as it is over-drawn. If that doesn't make a lick of sense then let me explain further. Four hundred and twenty four pages of a whole lot of nothing. It's a story about two bands, touring and consequently, developing feelings for each other. Seriously? Couldn't the author pick a better plot? Something...less juvenile, more original and creative? Long story short: The three members of the boy band got together with the three members of the girl band. And they lived happily ever after. The End.
I've read (free) better fan fictions than this book. The characters are loathsome and one-dimensional. She took Darcy's snotty attitude and amped it to new heights; so much so that I severely detested this guy. Elizabeth Bennett is a package of misplaced, and more often, irrational anger. She was angry for the sake of being angry. You will not read about a well-read Lizzie here. She's more like the over-sexed, potty-mouthed version of Ms. Bennett. Charles Bingley fell in love with Jane so freaking fast, I needed chiropractic help to set my neck in place again. The man also could've used a bit of toning down in the cheesy dialogues department because damn, he was dripping in Cheez Whiz. And oh-em-gee. Jane readily admitted that all she could offer the world was her beauty. Are you for real? PLEASE. The highlight of this book was Caroline Bingley. She wasn't the *itch that she was in P & P.
This was so out of the ball park and completely out of character. I give the author props for trying but unfortunately, it just didn't work. Why bother using Pride and Prejudice when you're not even going to parallel with the original? The only thing that made sense to me was that the author wanted to incite interests from Jane Austen fans.
VERDICT: Elizabeth and Darcy having sex was not as hot as I'd imagined. Elizabeth giving Darcy a bl** job? That's just...wrong and traumatizing. I need a gallon of hydrochloric acid to erase that scene from my memory. I originally gave this book a two but the more I sit here and fume about it, the less I'm feeling the love. Sorry.
January 30, 2022
Reread.
This is still one of the best modern Jaff stories I've ever read.
The last 20% dragged and after ODC got together it became very cheesey but I love the plot and characterization.
The flawed romance between Richard and Charlotte was especially lovely.
This is still one of the best modern Jaff stories I've ever read.
The last 20% dragged and after ODC got together it became very cheesey but I love the plot and characterization.
The flawed romance between Richard and Charlotte was especially lovely.
March 28, 2016
4.5 stars
I have had it in my mind to read this modern day “take-off” of P&P for some time. I began reading it early on a Sunday afternoon and found myself finally reaching the conclusion near 1:30 AM Monday. It certainly is an enthralling tale. But, as others and the cover inform us, there are lots of graphic sex scenes as well as descriptions of addictive behaviors and a brief drug industry intrusion into our story.
I did like how the story began (and ended) with the “Inside the Music” interview of the band members and one former member. But imagine my dismay when the latter of these is George Wickham. During this interview we don’t really get a feeling that his role is negative…just that he was replaced. That mystery is solved later in the story.
The three-member band, Slurry, has lost yet another opening band act and is checking out various possibilities when they catch the end (tardiness is a habit of one band member) of Long Bourn Suffering’s routine at a local nightclub. (We all love that band’s name – a shout out to Mrs. Bennet’s complaints.) and not only are impressed but also are then invited to come to dinner and meet the family of two of the latter band’s members. Elizabeth catches the end of Darcy’s warning to Charles Bingley and Richard Fitzwilliam that they must keep “their dicks clean”. Not knowing that part of the reason this band has lost other opening acts is that sex and business doesn’t always mix well, Elizabeth takes offense and tells her sister, Jane, and Charlotte Lucas that Darcy considers them to be whores!
There are background histories for our characters and they are a little different from canon. Darcy’s parents were both talented musicians but they ignored his existence until a sister was born 10 years later. Richard is a recovering addict but while he has sought treatment for one “habit” another addiction rages and we learn of his “flavor of the day”, its control on his life and in his relationship(s). Does Bingley have a problem…after all he and Jane were such angels in canon? Yes, he has a shameful family secret and it threatens his happiness.
While two out of three members in both bands soon hook up with someone, Elizabeth and Darcy engage in a dance: two steps forward and one step back. She, of course, has to admire his physique but also notices that he doesn’t live up to the reputation in the media of bedding all those groupies. He soon learns to admire her talents: her ability on more than one instrument, her love and care of her guitars and how she uses her music as a tool to address issues in her life. He is soon giving her status as an “equal”. But she has heard his opinion and when he came for dinner he shows his disdain right from the time he pulls into her family’s driveway and observes her mowing the lawn. Darcy has to change his notions many times in this story as to what roles are in a family. He also has some surprises in learning her father’s role and her talents.
I must say, (and I am sure other readers will agree) that Caroline Bingley in this novel is a much changed character. Yes, she still looks on Darcy with longing and she continues to do things for him as she does have a position working for his group as their tour manager. But this Caro knows he is not hers and recognizes when he falls for Elizabeth, even pushing Elizabeth towards Darcy. You may find yourself happy as she accepts and moves on.
Anne de Bourgh, Lady Catherine, Mr. Collins, Alex Lucas have parts in this play. Some will have you saying, “Yuck”, again (Wonder who that could be?) while we read as others bond over cigarette breaks initially. The author creates some thought provoking words in music written by several of the musicians. Our bad boy makes his play but he is more deadly in his plan for revenge in this telling. Threats of scandal again force maneuverings.
Darcy’s behavior in trying to control his environment and the actions of those near and/or dear to him set off some fireworks in reaction to that. He takes a while to get there but when he finally decides what he wants…you know how he just expected that positive answer at Hunsford. Well, the dominoes don’t fall as desired so he has to rethink it all out.
This was certainly well worth the reading…even with all that lascivious behavior!
I have had it in my mind to read this modern day “take-off” of P&P for some time. I began reading it early on a Sunday afternoon and found myself finally reaching the conclusion near 1:30 AM Monday. It certainly is an enthralling tale. But, as others and the cover inform us, there are lots of graphic sex scenes as well as descriptions of addictive behaviors and a brief drug industry intrusion into our story.
I did like how the story began (and ended) with the “Inside the Music” interview of the band members and one former member. But imagine my dismay when the latter of these is George Wickham. During this interview we don’t really get a feeling that his role is negative…just that he was replaced. That mystery is solved later in the story.
The three-member band, Slurry, has lost yet another opening band act and is checking out various possibilities when they catch the end (tardiness is a habit of one band member) of Long Bourn Suffering’s routine at a local nightclub. (We all love that band’s name – a shout out to Mrs. Bennet’s complaints.) and not only are impressed but also are then invited to come to dinner and meet the family of two of the latter band’s members. Elizabeth catches the end of Darcy’s warning to Charles Bingley and Richard Fitzwilliam that they must keep “their dicks clean”. Not knowing that part of the reason this band has lost other opening acts is that sex and business doesn’t always mix well, Elizabeth takes offense and tells her sister, Jane, and Charlotte Lucas that Darcy considers them to be whores!
There are background histories for our characters and they are a little different from canon. Darcy’s parents were both talented musicians but they ignored his existence until a sister was born 10 years later. Richard is a recovering addict but while he has sought treatment for one “habit” another addiction rages and we learn of his “flavor of the day”, its control on his life and in his relationship(s). Does Bingley have a problem…after all he and Jane were such angels in canon? Yes, he has a shameful family secret and it threatens his happiness.
While two out of three members in both bands soon hook up with someone, Elizabeth and Darcy engage in a dance: two steps forward and one step back. She, of course, has to admire his physique but also notices that he doesn’t live up to the reputation in the media of bedding all those groupies. He soon learns to admire her talents: her ability on more than one instrument, her love and care of her guitars and how she uses her music as a tool to address issues in her life. He is soon giving her status as an “equal”. But she has heard his opinion and when he came for dinner he shows his disdain right from the time he pulls into her family’s driveway and observes her mowing the lawn. Darcy has to change his notions many times in this story as to what roles are in a family. He also has some surprises in learning her father’s role and her talents.
I must say, (and I am sure other readers will agree) that Caroline Bingley in this novel is a much changed character. Yes, she still looks on Darcy with longing and she continues to do things for him as she does have a position working for his group as their tour manager. But this Caro knows he is not hers and recognizes when he falls for Elizabeth, even pushing Elizabeth towards Darcy. You may find yourself happy as she accepts and moves on.
Anne de Bourgh, Lady Catherine, Mr. Collins, Alex Lucas have parts in this play. Some will have you saying, “Yuck”, again (Wonder who that could be?) while we read as others bond over cigarette breaks initially. The author creates some thought provoking words in music written by several of the musicians. Our bad boy makes his play but he is more deadly in his plan for revenge in this telling. Threats of scandal again force maneuverings.
Darcy’s behavior in trying to control his environment and the actions of those near and/or dear to him set off some fireworks in reaction to that. He takes a while to get there but when he finally decides what he wants…you know how he just expected that positive answer at Hunsford. Well, the dominoes don’t fall as desired so he has to rethink it all out.
This was certainly well worth the reading…even with all that lascivious behavior!
June 26, 2018
I have so many things to say. Most of which are versions of “I really want to fix this book!”
It started out well. The famous Austen characters are updated for the modern day, but they still retain their recognisable characteristics. Charlotte, now a lead character, was given a bit more to do, which I liked. And I admit I loved the name “Long Borne Suffering”! That made me chuckle.
So at first it’s all going along swimmingly; Darcy is aloof and judgmental, Elizabeth is immediately on the defensive, and Charles and Jane are sweetly attracted to each other from the moment they meet. So far so good. But then it all just becomes a huge mess of terrible writing, exacerbated by the most awkward sex scenes I’ve ever read in my life. “He suckled her delicious tit”.... REALLY? I have no problem with sex scenes, but these really were the worst. And so unnecessary. We don’t need to see Jane and Bingley having raunchy sex, ffs. Maybe one or two for when Elizabeth and Darcy finally get together, because *sexual tension*, but that’s all that’s necessary. I wish the author had had an editor to cut all the awkward sex - and even the “romantic” stuff is pretty cringe-worthy. “She purred happily in his arms”... VOMIT.
I want to slap this author because she had such a fun idea but no idea how to, well, WRITE it. A book like this was always going to be bordering on cheesy, but in the right hands it could have been cute and fun. I love fluff. But this was just... so bad. If someone (hello, elusive editor) had just ruthlessly cut all the sex scenes and some of the repetitive crap, fixed the most cringey bits, and cut the book down to about 75% of its current length, we might have had a cute, fluffy read. And that’s all I wanted!
Two stars (three for premise, one for the terrible writing).
It started out well. The famous Austen characters are updated for the modern day, but they still retain their recognisable characteristics. Charlotte, now a lead character, was given a bit more to do, which I liked. And I admit I loved the name “Long Borne Suffering”! That made me chuckle.
So at first it’s all going along swimmingly; Darcy is aloof and judgmental, Elizabeth is immediately on the defensive, and Charles and Jane are sweetly attracted to each other from the moment they meet. So far so good. But then it all just becomes a huge mess of terrible writing, exacerbated by the most awkward sex scenes I’ve ever read in my life. “He suckled her delicious tit”.... REALLY? I have no problem with sex scenes, but these really were the worst. And so unnecessary. We don’t need to see Jane and Bingley having raunchy sex, ffs. Maybe one or two for when Elizabeth and Darcy finally get together, because *sexual tension*, but that’s all that’s necessary. I wish the author had had an editor to cut all the awkward sex - and even the “romantic” stuff is pretty cringe-worthy. “She purred happily in his arms”... VOMIT.
I want to slap this author because she had such a fun idea but no idea how to, well, WRITE it. A book like this was always going to be bordering on cheesy, but in the right hands it could have been cute and fun. I love fluff. But this was just... so bad. If someone (hello, elusive editor) had just ruthlessly cut all the sex scenes and some of the repetitive crap, fixed the most cringey bits, and cut the book down to about 75% of its current length, we might have had a cute, fluffy read. And that’s all I wanted!
Two stars (three for premise, one for the terrible writing).
April 11, 2023
2nd read: ok, this book has its flaws, some parts are a bit too wordy, but I still enjoyed it.
1st read: 3.5 stars!
I don’t understand the very bad reviews. I almost didn’t read this story because of them. I also feared I would have to endure childish rock stars and even worse groupies.
Anyway, I read it and I haven’t any regrets - quite the opposite!
I would have rated it more but I found the last 20% a bit long. I would have like a little bit more of world building and changes in rythme (and not that many sex scenes). It was pretty fast paced, which I liked, but sometimes it’s beneficial to slow down and spend more time on a specific scene and go faster on other less important ones. Sex scenes: I prefer to read a few good one than many ok.
All the characters were well defined and interesting. Great cover!
1st read: 3.5 stars!
I don’t understand the very bad reviews. I almost didn’t read this story because of them. I also feared I would have to endure childish rock stars and even worse groupies.
Anyway, I read it and I haven’t any regrets - quite the opposite!
I would have rated it more but I found the last 20% a bit long. I would have like a little bit more of world building and changes in rythme (and not that many sex scenes). It was pretty fast paced, which I liked, but sometimes it’s beneficial to slow down and spend more time on a specific scene and go faster on other less important ones. Sex scenes: I prefer to read a few good one than many ok.
All the characters were well defined and interesting. Great cover!
September 5, 2011
A combination of Jane Austen and the world of rock-and-roll, Fitzwilliam Darcy, Rock Star is a high-voltage and unplugged retelling of Pride and Prejudice that is absorbing and dynamic. Fitzwilliam Darcy, Charles Bingley, and Richard Fitzwilliam make up the bad-boy rock band called Slurry. And with their tattoos, long hair, leather pants, and intensely emotional performances they are some of the hottest and most unique reincarnations of these characters I have ever encountered! The men of Slurry sign up the all-girl band Long Borne Suffering (I love that name!) to be their opening act on tour. And although the men make a pact to not date, sleep with, or fool around with any of the girls, they don't stand a chance when the sexy trio of LBS walks on the scene.
The ladies of Long Borne Suffering (Jane, Elizabeth, and Charlotte) aren't looking for any romance this summer. Opening for Slurry is their big break and quite possibly could launch their music careers. With shows practically every night, rehearsal every afternoon, meetings with their managers every morning, and sleeping on a bus in between, there really isn't any time for men in their lives...or is there?
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The ladies of Long Borne Suffering (Jane, Elizabeth, and Charlotte) aren't looking for any romance this summer. Opening for Slurry is their big break and quite possibly could launch their music careers. With shows practically every night, rehearsal every afternoon, meetings with their managers every morning, and sleeping on a bus in between, there really isn't any time for men in their lives...or is there?
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September 11, 2011
With another opening band hitting the road, troubled band Slurry is looking for another one to join the tour when they find the all girl band Long Borne Suffering. Fitzwilliam Darcy has always tried to protect the band from negative press, often plazing false allegations towards himself when he sees his best friend Charles Bingley falling hard for lead singer Jane Bennett, Darcy worries that the blossoming romance could ruin the tour, but that is not the only unease on Darcy's mind.
Darcy does not know what to do with guitarist Elizabeth Bennett, no matter how he tries he seems to push a wedge between them, even though he is hoping to explore the chemistry between them. Elizabeth does not know what to make of Darcy, often cool in his presence she feels he dislikes her, but sometimes there is a moment between them that she sees a softer side, which ads to her confusion and is torn between love and hate for the domineering rock star.
I thought this was thoroughly enjoyable. Had some real surprises in the story so it was not predictable.
Darcy does not know what to do with guitarist Elizabeth Bennett, no matter how he tries he seems to push a wedge between them, even though he is hoping to explore the chemistry between them. Elizabeth does not know what to make of Darcy, often cool in his presence she feels he dislikes her, but sometimes there is a moment between them that she sees a softer side, which ads to her confusion and is torn between love and hate for the domineering rock star.
I thought this was thoroughly enjoyable. Had some real surprises in the story so it was not predictable.
November 10, 2015
I somewhat shamefacedly admit to liking a lot of the P&P sequels, variations, etc. but this was a wall-banger from the get-go. While the idea of Darcy as a rock god, and Elizabeth Bennett as an aspiring rock guitarist, has potential, the execution was amateurish and painful to read. And the sex scenes - oh my god, shoot me now! Even if I did want to read about modern day Elizabeth and Darcy doing it like rabbits (which I don't), I definitely would not want to subject myself to this type of lurid purple prose that is about a sexy as my annual visit to the GYN. The dialogue is laughably flat, and the characterizations are completely absurd (Jane especially is reduced to a simpering piece of porcelain, although Charlotte Lucas as a wild good-time girl is actually a nice change of pace). Publishers Weekly called "Fitzwilliam Darcy, Rock Star" one of the best romance novels of the year - I blame them for the fact that I wasted my money on this laughable piece of fan fiction.
June 23, 2018
I read this a few years ago but apparently never actually marked it as read. This book is one of the most ridiculous adaptations of Pride and Prejudice. The sex scenes are written in a way that seem impossible to achieve for the normal human and the sex scenes are just crazy in general. The whole story is so silly. It's so bad that it's entertaining though... It's still not good. It's just a trainwreck that you can't look away from.
What this has going for it is that the awful entertainment and leather-clad sex scenes are still a step above the all around worse book that is Eligible.
What this has going for it is that the awful entertainment and leather-clad sex scenes are still a step above the all around worse book that is Eligible.
June 26, 2018
What can I say about this book... There is SO much to say.
Firstly I ardently admire and love the original. (10 points if you see what I did there) Let me state plainly that *NOTHING* will ever compare - not even the redraughting in "The Austen Project."
I want to start with the positive, mainly because she has finished a book and I have not. And I don't believe in simply tearing someone else down.
So the positives:
I will admit that I liked the fresh take on Charlotte, I thought that was a stroke of...not genius so much, but it was really clever. They kept her non-romantic, matter-of-fact Charlotte Lucas-ness and made her gutsy. Although the relationship with "Richard Fitzwilliam" was just too forced and honestly made me uncomfortable - and I haven't even started on the... "sex scenes." Although having said that, I'm glad she got her happy ending.
The other positive I found with this particular retelling was that when there was a mix up there was more opportunity of talking it through. Although, for narrative purposes that didn't happen too often.
Okay... Now for the negative... I had many questions during this book, firstly, WHERE was her editor? Was this book translated? Why did they publish such a poorly translated book?! Also, was this self-published? Why didn't the publishing house get more involved? This story had bones, but there were just TOO many issues for it to stand on its own.
I know this makes me seem like a letch, but the sex scenes?!? Come ON!! 'Slide on, love." I was screaming - and not out of passion. It was hysterical, I didn't think it could get any worse, but lo and behold it did, the very next line she "impales herself on his delicious cock".
I also felt that the second Wickham scenario could have been removed completely, but like I said, a good editor would have KNOWN that and advised against it.
I guess what I am trying to say is that the basic plot and original characters are faultless, thanks to Mz Austen, and there was hope for the revised story but some of the plot devices and character development was just appalling.
Look to be fair, there must have been something I enjoyed about this re-telling to have actually finished it - it might have been the "conspiratal" text messages to my friend about the terrible sex scenes- as one Goodreads user (Juliana) put it, "Sex positions that are seemingly impossible and just...all around ridiculous." I get that one lets their imagination run away a bit when translating fantasies but damn!
I also felt like such an old lady - the Lizzy and Darcy sex scenes never mentioned them pausing for breath to roll on a condom, and I kept thinking to myself - "If they're not careful she's gonna fall pregnant." Which was then followed by, "Oh fuck, what if there's a sequel!?"
I think it has quite a lot to do with the fact that I love and adore the original, and the 1995 BBC adaptation so I persevered.
So yes...I gave it 2...
Firstly I ardently admire and love the original. (10 points if you see what I did there) Let me state plainly that *NOTHING* will ever compare - not even the redraughting in "The Austen Project."
I want to start with the positive, mainly because she has finished a book and I have not. And I don't believe in simply tearing someone else down.
So the positives:
I will admit that I liked the fresh take on Charlotte, I thought that was a stroke of...not genius so much, but it was really clever. They kept her non-romantic, matter-of-fact Charlotte Lucas-ness and made her gutsy. Although the relationship with "Richard Fitzwilliam" was just too forced and honestly made me uncomfortable - and I haven't even started on the... "sex scenes." Although having said that, I'm glad she got her happy ending.
The other positive I found with this particular retelling was that when there was a mix up there was more opportunity of talking it through. Although, for narrative purposes that didn't happen too often.
Okay... Now for the negative... I had many questions during this book, firstly, WHERE was her editor? Was this book translated? Why did they publish such a poorly translated book?! Also, was this self-published? Why didn't the publishing house get more involved? This story had bones, but there were just TOO many issues for it to stand on its own.
I know this makes me seem like a letch, but the sex scenes?!? Come ON!! 'Slide on, love." I was screaming - and not out of passion. It was hysterical, I didn't think it could get any worse, but lo and behold it did, the very next line she "impales herself on his delicious cock".
I also felt that the second Wickham scenario could have been removed completely, but like I said, a good editor would have KNOWN that and advised against it.
I guess what I am trying to say is that the basic plot and original characters are faultless, thanks to Mz Austen, and there was hope for the revised story but some of the plot devices and character development was just appalling.
Look to be fair, there must have been something I enjoyed about this re-telling to have actually finished it - it might have been the "conspiratal" text messages to my friend about the terrible sex scenes- as one Goodreads user (Juliana) put it, "Sex positions that are seemingly impossible and just...all around ridiculous." I get that one lets their imagination run away a bit when translating fantasies but damn!
I also felt like such an old lady - the Lizzy and Darcy sex scenes never mentioned them pausing for breath to roll on a condom, and I kept thinking to myself - "If they're not careful she's gonna fall pregnant." Which was then followed by, "Oh fuck, what if there's a sequel!?"
I think it has quite a lot to do with the fact that I love and adore the original, and the 1995 BBC adaptation so I persevered.
So yes...I gave it 2...
March 30, 2013
If you enjoyed Jane Austin's pride and Predjudice , you will like this. Modern day version. Fitzeilliam Darcy is the lead guitarist and creator of the band Slurry. Darcy is very controlling and uptite. The other members of the band are his cousin the drummer Richard Fitzwilliam and the base player Charles Bingley. Charles replaced Darcy'sformer freind George Wickham. Slurry has not had the best of luck with touring thy keep having to end their tours early due to illness and loss on warm up bands.
While hunting for a warm up bnd these men meet the women of Long Born suffering and nothing is the same after that . Charles becomes involved with Jane Bennett LBS base player, Richard eventually develops a intresting relationship with Charlotte , the drummer and after inthe of antagonism between the two of hen Darcy and Elizabeth form a relationship. The author takes you through the notional ncounters between all these characters, the sexual encounters and the machination of outside forces , such as the incredibly huge jerk that is George Wickham. We also get mor relationships and interplay with Caro Bingley Slurry's manager and Charles twin sister, who loves Darcy , but he is clueless. Charlottes brother Alex manages Lbs and is an ex of Elizabeths's.
You are kept involved through the whole story.
My only reason for giving 4 stars was that I found some parts that were just slow moving and made the book drudge along , however over all they were few and far between and he pace picked up after them.
While hunting for a warm up bnd these men meet the women of Long Born suffering and nothing is the same after that . Charles becomes involved with Jane Bennett LBS base player, Richard eventually develops a intresting relationship with Charlotte , the drummer and after inthe of antagonism between the two of hen Darcy and Elizabeth form a relationship. The author takes you through the notional ncounters between all these characters, the sexual encounters and the machination of outside forces , such as the incredibly huge jerk that is George Wickham. We also get mor relationships and interplay with Caro Bingley Slurry's manager and Charles twin sister, who loves Darcy , but he is clueless. Charlottes brother Alex manages Lbs and is an ex of Elizabeths's.
You are kept involved through the whole story.
My only reason for giving 4 stars was that I found some parts that were just slow moving and made the book drudge along , however over all they were few and far between and he pace picked up after them.
February 26, 2018
This rated mature Pride and Prejudice variation follows the story cannon but modern and in the world of rock & roll music. It had tons of emotion and I was impressed on how the author modernized the plot. It did have a few changes for Charlotte, Richard Fitzwilliam, and Caroline, but I thought it worked well in the story.
The back and forth between Lizzie and Darcy was just the right amount of angst. The author's description of them each determined that the other disliked them was fun to read. I also loved how she started and ended the story as you heard/read the back story and epilogue from someone else's point of view.
The back and forth between Lizzie and Darcy was just the right amount of angst. The author's description of them each determined that the other disliked them was fun to read. I also loved how she started and ended the story as you heard/read the back story and epilogue from someone else's point of view.
February 19, 2014
Honestly i don't know what the author was thinking writing such a bad piece of fiction. While the book comes off as quite an interesting version of Austen's classic even before you are half way through you start to see the flaws in the story. the constant change in narration is confusing as it is irritating. Even is the rockstar personna of the characters is nothing less than typical there's no real depth to any of them. Disappointing really.
November 7, 2011
I had to pick one star, but if I could've gone into the negative territory I would have. This book is badly written, plotted and just all over the place. Too many characters with too many thoughts. I've heard of multiple POVs, but this one gave me whiplash!
Honestly, skip it and read the original, you'll be better for it.
Honestly, skip it and read the original, you'll be better for it.
June 15, 2017
This book was not what I expected (which leads me to wonder what I was expecting). I suppose I thought it would be cheesy and that the characters would not be true to P&P. However, I was wrong and am so glad to be so. I loved this portrayal of our classic love story. I enjoyed the subtle twists and changes of the plot. I was expecting more drug use or other bad behaviors but they were not as prominently displayed as I expected (but they do exist, one character does struggle with addiction). I loved the name of the bands: Slurry and Long Borne Suffering. It was so perfect!
I was so engrossed in this story my only complaint is that it ended. I wanted so much more. I wanted to see more of the life that the rock stars lead after they reached there understanding. I loved the Wickham twist and was on the edge of my seat in waiting for the resolution. There is a lot of MA content but I didn't mind and thought it added to understanding some of the main characters (but be warned it's graphic if that's not your thing). I highly enjoyed this tale and cannot wait to see if this author will write anything else. BRAVO!
I was so engrossed in this story my only complaint is that it ended. I wanted so much more. I wanted to see more of the life that the rock stars lead after they reached there understanding. I loved the Wickham twist and was on the edge of my seat in waiting for the resolution. There is a lot of MA content but I didn't mind and thought it added to understanding some of the main characters (but be warned it's graphic if that's not your thing). I highly enjoyed this tale and cannot wait to see if this author will write anything else. BRAVO!
September 5, 2011
When you think of Rock ’N’ Roll, two things besides music come to mind: sex and drugs. Now think of Rock ‘N’ Roll and throw in the characters of our beloved Pride and Prejudice. Yes, you read that right, Pride and Prejudice plus sex, drugs, and rock ‘n’ roll. Such is the premise for Fitzwilliam Darcy: Rock Star, the innovative, contemporary retelling of P&P by author Heather Lynn Rigaud.
Fitzwilliam Darcy is the guitar god of Slurry, a rock band that also includes singer Charles Bingley and drummer Richard Fitzwilliam. The three have a reputation of being hard partiers that enjoy a steady rotation of women, as well as being extremely difficult to work with. A week before the next leg of their tour they are scrambling to find a new opening act when they come across Long Borne Suffering, a girl rock group consisting of sisters Elizabeth and Jane Bingley, as well as drummer Charlotte Lucas. The girls sign on to be the new opening act and begin touring with Slurry. Charlotte and Richard begin a very casual sexual relationship while Charles and Jane fall head over heels in love. Elizabeth and Darcy are on the outs, as they don’t get along due to Elizabeth overhearing some nasty remarks Darcy made about the three girls. Friendship happily ensues amongst both groups (with the exception of Darcy and Elizabeth), and creates an enjoyable touring experience for the groups. All is well until the girls find success and begin recording videos with director George Wickham. Wickham starts to show attention to Elizabeth, which makes Darcy realize that he has to tell her his true feelings, as well as the truth about what Wickham really is. He fears that the missteps from the beginning of their relationship are already strikes against him, and he’s nervous that Elizabeth won’t reciprocate how he feels. Will Elizabeth ever know Darcy’s true feelings? Will the relationship between the two destroy the camaraderie that has formed between the bands? Will there be any happy endings for Charles, Jane, Charlotte, and Richard?
Reader, take note: there is a LOT of sex in this book. If you’re able to go into reading the book knowing that it’s going to be a super steamy novel, then I’m sure you can find pleasure in the storyline. I think the plot of the novel was strong enough to have stood on its own, but I guess sex is part of rock ‘n’ roll, and was included accordingly. Sex aside, the plot of the book is actually quite enjoyable. It really did take the story Austen wrote and make it modern and contemporary. The idea of making both Elizabeth and Darcy guitar virtuosos, and having them connect on a musical level before they could connect on a personal level was very intriguing. It added a dimension to their characterizations that was really believable as many musicians find their passion for music to be a catalyst in their personal lives.
I have to be honest and say that I disliked some of the character changes that went on in the book. (spoilers ahead) Richard Fitzwilliam is a legitimate sex addict and Charlotte Lucas is an S&M freakazoid. Those two things were a little bit hard to swallow, and skewed the previous views I had of both these characters in my mind. The decision to make George Wickham a pedophile really creeped me out. All of the changes that Rigaud made were made on such an extreme level that the storyline became way too over the top for me.
While the concept and plot behind Fitzwilliam Darcy, Rock Star was incredibly innovative, as a veteran Austenesque reader I found the changes were too drastic and unbelievable from the original and took away from the pleasure I expected in reading this novel.
Kimberly (Reflections of a Book Addict)
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Fitzwilliam Darcy is the guitar god of Slurry, a rock band that also includes singer Charles Bingley and drummer Richard Fitzwilliam. The three have a reputation of being hard partiers that enjoy a steady rotation of women, as well as being extremely difficult to work with. A week before the next leg of their tour they are scrambling to find a new opening act when they come across Long Borne Suffering, a girl rock group consisting of sisters Elizabeth and Jane Bingley, as well as drummer Charlotte Lucas. The girls sign on to be the new opening act and begin touring with Slurry. Charlotte and Richard begin a very casual sexual relationship while Charles and Jane fall head over heels in love. Elizabeth and Darcy are on the outs, as they don’t get along due to Elizabeth overhearing some nasty remarks Darcy made about the three girls. Friendship happily ensues amongst both groups (with the exception of Darcy and Elizabeth), and creates an enjoyable touring experience for the groups. All is well until the girls find success and begin recording videos with director George Wickham. Wickham starts to show attention to Elizabeth, which makes Darcy realize that he has to tell her his true feelings, as well as the truth about what Wickham really is. He fears that the missteps from the beginning of their relationship are already strikes against him, and he’s nervous that Elizabeth won’t reciprocate how he feels. Will Elizabeth ever know Darcy’s true feelings? Will the relationship between the two destroy the camaraderie that has formed between the bands? Will there be any happy endings for Charles, Jane, Charlotte, and Richard?
Reader, take note: there is a LOT of sex in this book. If you’re able to go into reading the book knowing that it’s going to be a super steamy novel, then I’m sure you can find pleasure in the storyline. I think the plot of the novel was strong enough to have stood on its own, but I guess sex is part of rock ‘n’ roll, and was included accordingly. Sex aside, the plot of the book is actually quite enjoyable. It really did take the story Austen wrote and make it modern and contemporary. The idea of making both Elizabeth and Darcy guitar virtuosos, and having them connect on a musical level before they could connect on a personal level was very intriguing. It added a dimension to their characterizations that was really believable as many musicians find their passion for music to be a catalyst in their personal lives.
I have to be honest and say that I disliked some of the character changes that went on in the book. (spoilers ahead) Richard Fitzwilliam is a legitimate sex addict and Charlotte Lucas is an S&M freakazoid. Those two things were a little bit hard to swallow, and skewed the previous views I had of both these characters in my mind. The decision to make George Wickham a pedophile really creeped me out. All of the changes that Rigaud made were made on such an extreme level that the storyline became way too over the top for me.
While the concept and plot behind Fitzwilliam Darcy, Rock Star was incredibly innovative, as a veteran Austenesque reader I found the changes were too drastic and unbelievable from the original and took away from the pleasure I expected in reading this novel.
Kimberly (Reflections of a Book Addict)
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September 30, 2023
3.5*
I am always on the lookout for an interesting modern variation and this one seemed to hit the mark. Unfortunately it didn't quite do it although with a thorough re-edit I think it could.
The basic plot is summarised in the precis so I won't add to that here. The problem is that the plot is swamped by rather too much sex which is excessive. I don't have a problem with mature content in this genre, especially in modern variations, but not as the plot driver throughout. The Colonel character is really rather sleazy and no-one should go near him without a medical certificate first.
It is a pity as this has the makings of a very good book. A sharp pruning edit to take away about 25% of the pages and correct the grammar misses and incorrectly used words would reap significant rewards. Collins could easily be pruned out as he only detracted from the content.
All in all, I am glad I read it but I don't think it will go onto the read again list.
I am always on the lookout for an interesting modern variation and this one seemed to hit the mark. Unfortunately it didn't quite do it although with a thorough re-edit I think it could.
The basic plot is summarised in the precis so I won't add to that here. The problem is that the plot is swamped by rather too much sex which is excessive. I don't have a problem with mature content in this genre, especially in modern variations, but not as the plot driver throughout. The Colonel character is really rather sleazy and no-one should go near him without a medical certificate first.
It is a pity as this has the makings of a very good book. A sharp pruning edit to take away about 25% of the pages and correct the grammar misses and incorrectly used words would reap significant rewards. Collins could easily be pruned out as he only detracted from the content.
All in all, I am glad I read it but I don't think it will go onto the read again list.
December 2, 2011
What to say about this book? I can honestly say it's a great interpretation of Pride and Prejudice even though it's certainly not better, not even close.
The author mentioned that this wasn't supposed to be published. It's her first book and Heather Lynn Rigaud is an author with an awesome talent for transferring the basic problems of the original into this modern version and adding some more spice into it. Well, not just some. She wrote from every character's POV, and even Darcy's which, in my opinion, totally lacked in Jane Austen book.
Well, here Darcy was a lot different. Probably because we get more information and time in this book. Not to mention the rock star image and a body from heaven. Aaaand some more unnecessary things. But I loved how the author expressed his emotional side and his connection to Lizzy. Those were my favorite parts.
Elizabeth, well, she's the closest to the her original one. Need I say more? I liked her here. =D
Charles and Jane are the biggest love birds of all time. They were separated for a long time in P&P, but they were constantly present in this book, which honestly annoyed me a lot of time. But they're a sweet couple.
Rigaud also added the extra couple, Richard and Charlotte, who I loved more than Jane and Charles. They had probably the most powerful connection of which I read. I want a separate book with them! I melted on this one:
Slowly Charlotte opened the box and saw the single perfect blossom resting there. It was shiny and delicate, black with purple undertones that matched Charlotte’s hair perfectly.
“The black orchid is one of the rarest and most treasured flowers known. It’s exotic and precious.” Richard squeezed the hand he was holding and with his other hand lightly touched Charlotte’s cheek. “That’s how I feel about you, Charlotte.”
I have to mention that the book is too long. It's long even with all those characters, but it had so many unnecessary things. And also, the first 100 pages were.. well, they kind of sounded wrong; it reaaally showed that the author isn't an experienced writer. I didn't like them, but then it the real story began, and it got 10 times better. And, oh, there's too much sex, it's blatant to add so much of it.
Something else: well, of course it's George Wickham! GAAAAHHH Every time the name George Wickham appeared, I automatically made a 'I want to kill the bastard' face, or spit or hit or break something. He made me totally neurotic. I hated him hundred times more then in P&P. He is my most disgusting character ever.
So, after my yet another neurotic attack, I should add that this books might sound strange - going from the 18th/19th century to a 'sex, drugs and rock n roll' world. It really sounds drastic, but I didn't find it such. It fit surprisingly good.
PS: wanted to add this to my review:
"She felt stupid now. Stupid and unworthy of anyone’s love or admiration, and yet, even as she felt she didn’t deserve it, she craved Darcy’s love more than ever. She longed for the warmth in his eyes when he spoke to her, the dry jokes that made her burst out laughing, and his soft, deep voice saying her name again."
=)
The author mentioned that this wasn't supposed to be published. It's her first book and Heather Lynn Rigaud is an author with an awesome talent for transferring the basic problems of the original into this modern version and adding some more spice into it. Well, not just some. She wrote from every character's POV, and even Darcy's which, in my opinion, totally lacked in Jane Austen book.
Well, here Darcy was a lot different. Probably because we get more information and time in this book. Not to mention the rock star image and a body from heaven. Aaaand some more unnecessary things. But I loved how the author expressed his emotional side and his connection to Lizzy. Those were my favorite parts.
Elizabeth, well, she's the closest to the her original one. Need I say more? I liked her here. =D
Charles and Jane are the biggest love birds of all time. They were separated for a long time in P&P, but they were constantly present in this book, which honestly annoyed me a lot of time. But they're a sweet couple.
Rigaud also added the extra couple, Richard and Charlotte, who I loved more than Jane and Charles. They had probably the most powerful connection of which I read. I want a separate book with them! I melted on this one:
Slowly Charlotte opened the box and saw the single perfect blossom resting there. It was shiny and delicate, black with purple undertones that matched Charlotte’s hair perfectly.
“The black orchid is one of the rarest and most treasured flowers known. It’s exotic and precious.” Richard squeezed the hand he was holding and with his other hand lightly touched Charlotte’s cheek. “That’s how I feel about you, Charlotte.”
I have to mention that the book is too long. It's long even with all those characters, but it had so many unnecessary things. And also, the first 100 pages were.. well, they kind of sounded wrong; it reaaally showed that the author isn't an experienced writer. I didn't like them, but then it the real story began, and it got 10 times better. And, oh, there's too much sex, it's blatant to add so much of it.
Something else: well, of course it's George Wickham! GAAAAHHH Every time the name George Wickham appeared, I automatically made a 'I want to kill the bastard' face, or spit or hit or break something. He made me totally neurotic. I hated him hundred times more then in P&P. He is my most disgusting character ever.
So, after my yet another neurotic attack, I should add that this books might sound strange - going from the 18th/19th century to a 'sex, drugs and rock n roll' world. It really sounds drastic, but I didn't find it such. It fit surprisingly good.
PS: wanted to add this to my review:
"She felt stupid now. Stupid and unworthy of anyone’s love or admiration, and yet, even as she felt she didn’t deserve it, she craved Darcy’s love more than ever. She longed for the warmth in his eyes when he spoke to her, the dry jokes that made her burst out laughing, and his soft, deep voice saying her name again."
=)
March 18, 2012
I wans't really sure about this book when I first saw it. I mean, a re-tale of Pride and Prejudice where Darcy is a rockstar? With this cover? I was immediatelly "Hmm... I don't know". But because my friends recommended it, I decided to give it a go. And it starts out very nicely. The band thing is cool, and the characters seemed to behave in acordance with the Austen's original novel. By the middle of the book, thought, it was getting ridiculous. The original Pride and Prejudice was forgotten and the whole story just went downhill. When I got to the last third of the book, everytime
Fitzwilliam Darcy, Rock Star
's Darcy did or said sometime, I immediately thought: "Jane Austen's Darcy would never do that, no matter how in love with Elizabeth he was!". And don't even get me started on the sex scenes! Way too descriptive and sometimes just... gross. I don't know how old Heather Lynn Rigaud is, but I had the vividly impression that she started writing the book and give it to a twelve year old to finish.
I was not a bad book per se, but I think that... Well, the original Pride and Prejudice is such a good book, and you expect that a book inspired by it will try to maintain the same level, and Fitzwilliam Darcy, Rock Star just doesn't. If you want to read something inspired by Austen that live up to the expectations, go to Bridget Jones's Diary(at least it makes you laugh).
I was not a bad book per se, but I think that... Well, the original Pride and Prejudice is such a good book, and you expect that a book inspired by it will try to maintain the same level, and Fitzwilliam Darcy, Rock Star just doesn't. If you want to read something inspired by Austen that live up to the expectations, go to Bridget Jones's Diary(at least it makes you laugh).
November 23, 2015
On a whim yesterday I picked up and started reading this book. However it has been on my TBR list for awhile and as you can see I've been very lax on actually getting it reading. This book has it all. Rock and Roll, sex, alcohol, love and a scumbag named Wickham. It was very realistic and mostly keeps to the plot of the original Pride and Prejudice just with a modern twist.
My question is why come nobody told me how awesome this book is? Shame on you guys. If I had known I would have read it sooner. This book had me on the edge of my seat most of the time and towards the end I couldn't stop grinning like a fool. I loved this book and it's definitely a book I will re-read for sure in the future.
My question is why come nobody told me how awesome this book is? Shame on you guys. If I had known I would have read it sooner. This book had me on the edge of my seat most of the time and towards the end I couldn't stop grinning like a fool. I loved this book and it's definitely a book I will re-read for sure in the future.
January 12, 2018
I had to keep reminding myself that this was going to be mostly predictable, that all 3 couples would end up together. So if you're looking for a totally different ending, you will be disappointed.
Beyond that she does throw a few small surprises in to keep it interesting. Also job well done with the back stories to weave them into the music business, as well as keeping with the characters' personalities.
The sex scenes were tasteful as well. There was maybe 1 or 2 I could've done without, but not overbearing like some books.
Just a typical romance, trials and tribulations. With a Pride and Prejudice twist.
January 27, 2012
I strongly suspect this will be terrible, but I really really wanna read it anyway. And it came down to $1.99.
It is so sad that I broke my "no new ebooks until I've finished the ones I've already paid for" rule for this and not any of the books on my wishlist that will not embarrass me.
I guess either you will understand the irrestible attraction of a Pride & Prejudice rock star AU or you won't.
Thank god at last I am free of this atrocity.
It is so sad that I broke my "no new ebooks until I've finished the ones I've already paid for" rule for this and not any of the books on my wishlist that will not embarrass me.
I guess either you will understand the irrestible attraction of a Pride & Prejudice rock star AU or you won't.
Thank god at last I am free of this atrocity.
December 10, 2015
A escrita desse livro é abismal!! Hahahahahahahaha.
A premissa do livro é muito legal, mas a escrita, o excesso de cenas de sexo e a estupidez dos diálogos me fez perceber o quanto eu avancei na minha leitura e análise de narrativa nos últimos anos. Não acredito que eu achei legal alguns anos atrás.
A premissa do livro é muito legal, mas a escrita, o excesso de cenas de sexo e a estupidez dos diálogos me fez perceber o quanto eu avancei na minha leitura e análise de narrativa nos últimos anos. Não acredito que eu achei legal alguns anos atrás.
November 20, 2011
The book was really good written and in some moments hilarious.The only thing i didn't like was the length of the book, and sometimes the unneeded explanation of things. And Darcy being the slobbering mass of goo at the end of the book. So my rating is probably 4.5 but leaning to 5.
April 19, 2021
This is a love letter to one of my favorite modern retellings of Pride and Prejudice, Fitzwilliam Darcy, Rock Star. I've seen all the negative reviews, and I can't understand it. To me, this story is raw and emotional, and the dream of every Austenite out there - a shirtless, rock star version of our favorite heart-throb! Still - to each their own I suppose...
Just a little background: I first read this years ago on Austen Interlude, a fan-fiction site for Austen books. At that time, the story was called "Slurry" (personally I prefer the old title but I understand why it had to be changed for the published book. In addition, there are a lot of differences between the fan-fiction story and the book, some of which take a lot away from the story. First - the fan-fiction featured songs from established, real bands and artists such as Michelle Branch, Sheryl Crow, and Puddle of Mudd. In a way, this allowed the reader to better grasp the characters. When Lizzie sang, it was Sheryl Crow's bluesy tone I heard in my head. When Charles belted out the BDSM-based song, I heard Hoobastank rocking out. Now, in the book, it would have been too costly to license the song lyrics, so Heather Lynn Rigaud did her best in writing original lyrics to the songs. It was a valiant attempt, but fans of the fan-fiction felt the disconnect.
So on to the characters!
Meet Longbourne Suffering, an up and coming female rock group picked by the most famous rock band in the world to tour with them.
Lizzie is the guitarist and backup singer. She has her own songs and sound, not to mention her typical sass. This Lizzie is very prejudiced and insecure. She constantly is on her guard and looking for fault in the male members of Slurry - specifically Will Darcy. I personally believe she is envious of Darcy's skill and in awe of him. There is a hidden strength in her, but it takes the love of her life to bring it to the fore.
My Lizzie - Michelle Branch
Jane is what you expect: a sweet, adorable, optimistic lead singer, constantly seeing the good in people. But what we find in this Jane is also a depth you rarely see in P&P adaptations. She is willing to stand her ground. Most of all, when the happiness of her family and her friends is threatened. She might be a damsel-in-distress at one point, but she is also a tigress willing to defend her cubs.
My Jane - Avril Lavigne
The black sheep, Charlotte, is a surprising twist from the original spinster we are introduced to in Austen's work. The colorful (both in personality, attitude and physical appearance) drummer seems at first to be the sensible glue to hold together her band. But we soon see the chink in her emotional armor, and a melancholy that lurks beneath. This version of Charlotte is probably one of my favorites, due to her depth and her humor.
My Charlotte - Mary Elizabeth Winstead
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Meet the bad boys of rock, the legendary Slurry. The top of the charts, these boys have a bad rep and no luck on retaining an opening act.
The child-prodigy, moody lead guitarist - the title character of Fitzwilliam Darcy. Jaded and judgmental, withdrawn and a surprising home-body, Darcy is a conundrum. He is what you expect of Darcy - dark, brooding and a true proficient. With a backstory to make you ache for him, Darcy is, as ever, misunderstood, foolish and fast-tempered. But who can help but love him?
My Will - John Mayer
Golden-haired, surfer boy turned lead singer, Charles is the glue of this band. He is the newest member, having replaced a certain villain (guess who?). He also is sweet, innocent and sexy as all hell. Good natured and fast to fall in love, Charles is amazingly lovable from beginning to end. He is however, too trusting, too willing to please. And he learns his lesson the hard way.
My Charles - Jared Leto
Oh Richard. Sexy Sexy drummer god. Good lord, this version of Darcy's cousin, Colonel Fitzwilliam, is the most damaged and most appealing version of the character I have read. He's funny, irreverent, self-depricating, and so very lost. His wild roller coaster ride through this saga is angst-ridden and dangerous. You know how they say - sex, drugs and rock'n'roll? That phrase defines Richard Fitzwilliam.
My Richard - David Silveria
The story-line is simple enough - Slurry needs an opening band and selects Longbourne Suffering to go on their US Tour with them. Rock and Roll is not what you expect however. Nor is the close confines of a tour bus or the cramped backstage.
{SPOILER ALERT}
Wickham is absolutely despicable in this version. Not only is he a drugged-up philanderer, but he also is a child molester. Ugh, I get skived out thinking about him.
As I said above, the engagement with the story is more extensive in the fan-fiction story. However, I was still drawn in regardless (probably because I love SLURRY!). Anyone who loves to glimpse into the raw side of being a glamorous rock star will like this book. As will lovers of angst and romance.
My personal thanks to Heather Lynn Rigaud, for giving the world this tale. It needed to be told.
Next review... I go way back. Queens, intrigue and heartache!
Just a little background: I first read this years ago on Austen Interlude, a fan-fiction site for Austen books. At that time, the story was called "Slurry" (personally I prefer the old title but I understand why it had to be changed for the published book. In addition, there are a lot of differences between the fan-fiction story and the book, some of which take a lot away from the story. First - the fan-fiction featured songs from established, real bands and artists such as Michelle Branch, Sheryl Crow, and Puddle of Mudd. In a way, this allowed the reader to better grasp the characters. When Lizzie sang, it was Sheryl Crow's bluesy tone I heard in my head. When Charles belted out the BDSM-based song, I heard Hoobastank rocking out. Now, in the book, it would have been too costly to license the song lyrics, so Heather Lynn Rigaud did her best in writing original lyrics to the songs. It was a valiant attempt, but fans of the fan-fiction felt the disconnect.
So on to the characters!
Meet Longbourne Suffering, an up and coming female rock group picked by the most famous rock band in the world to tour with them.
Lizzie is the guitarist and backup singer. She has her own songs and sound, not to mention her typical sass. This Lizzie is very prejudiced and insecure. She constantly is on her guard and looking for fault in the male members of Slurry - specifically Will Darcy. I personally believe she is envious of Darcy's skill and in awe of him. There is a hidden strength in her, but it takes the love of her life to bring it to the fore.
My Lizzie - Michelle Branch
Jane is what you expect: a sweet, adorable, optimistic lead singer, constantly seeing the good in people. But what we find in this Jane is also a depth you rarely see in P&P adaptations. She is willing to stand her ground. Most of all, when the happiness of her family and her friends is threatened. She might be a damsel-in-distress at one point, but she is also a tigress willing to defend her cubs.
My Jane - Avril Lavigne
The black sheep, Charlotte, is a surprising twist from the original spinster we are introduced to in Austen's work. The colorful (both in personality, attitude and physical appearance) drummer seems at first to be the sensible glue to hold together her band. But we soon see the chink in her emotional armor, and a melancholy that lurks beneath. This version of Charlotte is probably one of my favorites, due to her depth and her humor.
My Charlotte - Mary Elizabeth Winstead
~~~*~~~
Meet the bad boys of rock, the legendary Slurry. The top of the charts, these boys have a bad rep and no luck on retaining an opening act.
The child-prodigy, moody lead guitarist - the title character of Fitzwilliam Darcy. Jaded and judgmental, withdrawn and a surprising home-body, Darcy is a conundrum. He is what you expect of Darcy - dark, brooding and a true proficient. With a backstory to make you ache for him, Darcy is, as ever, misunderstood, foolish and fast-tempered. But who can help but love him?
My Will - John Mayer
Golden-haired, surfer boy turned lead singer, Charles is the glue of this band. He is the newest member, having replaced a certain villain (guess who?). He also is sweet, innocent and sexy as all hell. Good natured and fast to fall in love, Charles is amazingly lovable from beginning to end. He is however, too trusting, too willing to please. And he learns his lesson the hard way.
My Charles - Jared Leto
Oh Richard. Sexy Sexy drummer god. Good lord, this version of Darcy's cousin, Colonel Fitzwilliam, is the most damaged and most appealing version of the character I have read. He's funny, irreverent, self-depricating, and so very lost. His wild roller coaster ride through this saga is angst-ridden and dangerous. You know how they say - sex, drugs and rock'n'roll? That phrase defines Richard Fitzwilliam.
My Richard - David Silveria
The story-line is simple enough - Slurry needs an opening band and selects Longbourne Suffering to go on their US Tour with them. Rock and Roll is not what you expect however. Nor is the close confines of a tour bus or the cramped backstage.
{SPOILER ALERT}
Wickham is absolutely despicable in this version. Not only is he a drugged-up philanderer, but he also is a child molester. Ugh, I get skived out thinking about him.
As I said above, the engagement with the story is more extensive in the fan-fiction story. However, I was still drawn in regardless (probably because I love SLURRY!). Anyone who loves to glimpse into the raw side of being a glamorous rock star will like this book. As will lovers of angst and romance.
My personal thanks to Heather Lynn Rigaud, for giving the world this tale. It needed to be told.
Next review... I go way back. Queens, intrigue and heartache!
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