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387 pages, Paperback
First published May 24, 2012

Suffering doesn't necessarily improve you but it does give you something to blog about.Jeane is smart and sassy. She's Jessica Darling meets Tavi Gevinson. Tavi, for those unfamiliar, is a fashion blogger who at 13 was sitting front row at fashion shows around the world and featured in magazines, including French Vogue. Now 16, Tavi turned her Style Rookie blog into Rookie Magazine and even got Jon Hamm to contribute to her 'Ask a Grown Man' series.
I wound myself around him and in that moment I just wanted to be closer still, even if it meant climbing inside him like he was a sleeping bag, which actually doesn't really work as an analogy and makes me sound like some kind of sick serial killer who likes to wear my victims' skins.There's also mention of female masturbation, which actually is a newsflash to Michael. Oh boys.
This was what I loved most about Twitter: riffing on utter nonsense with a complete stranger who turned out to be on the same bizarro wavelength as me.The tone of the high school characters is also perfect, or totes perfect. Adorkable is a cute, contemporary story that won't give you a toothache (copyright: Cher Horowitz). Now read it so we can tweet each other about it!


“Generation Y. Shallow. Narcissistic. Self-involved. To paraphrase Oscar Wilde, Gen Y knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.”

“No one but Jeane Smith could make me feel like I wasn’t that big of a deal. Even if I rescued small children and puppies and kittens from a burning building with no thought for my own safety, Jeane still wouldn’t be impressed.”
[Jeane was] a girl who was friendlier on the internet than she was in the flesh.
"everyone pretends to be someon eelse on the internet and that Jeane's friendliness was only Wi-Fi-enabled."
"Oh, I was just passing and I thought I'd come over and say hi."
"Why the hell would you want to do that?" I asked very coldly. "Did you think that because we had one unpleasant conversation at the jumble sale we're now on hello terms? We're not. We have nothing to talk about so just, like, go away."
"That was the deal with the really good-looking boys: they automatically assume you were pining and panting for them and wouldn't be satisfied until you'd had their babies, no matter how ugly their personalities might be."
"I'd raised Barney in my own image: he was on my side, on the side of dorks, on the side of all that was good and pure."
"[Barney] leeched my cool like he was trying to jump-start a car battery."
"You were nothing before me," I screamed finally, as Barney cowered where he stood. "And you'll be nothing again, just a spotty geek immersed in World of Warcraft with no social skills."

"...Barney and Scarlett? It made no sense. They defied all laws of God and man. I'd raised Barney in my own image: he was on my side, the side of the dorks, on the side of all that was good and pure. Scarlett was strictly darkside all the way."
"I don't have a mum fussing about me, or a dad for that matter, so I always leave some homework on reserve so I don't have a chance to start wallowing."