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365 pages, Paperback
First published June 1, 1998
"Physically she was about 5'3", light brown hair, great figure and with looks enough to generate an attractive pull in any male."
"Think of your favorite love story and multiply the emotions times ten and that was us."
"Until that fateful day…"
"John the Revelator has a magic bell?"
"Hmmmm...John calls Jesus Joshua...I wonder if the author read Lamb by Christopher Moore."
"Oh, no! He did not just quote Joan Osborne!!"
"The devil is an old, gay white man?"
"WE ARE DECISION is my Sex Bob-Omb cover band."
"How many chapters are we going to spend on reincarnation? Is that, like, original sin on steroids?"
"I didn't know John was a hugger."
"Wow, he sure is meta to be talking about this book he's about to write in this book he just wrote."
"If I were a superhero, my battle cry would be, 'I am milk toast!'"
"Tantric sex? I'm out."