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Leading the Resistance, Whit and Wisty face their most daunting challenge yet in the jaw-dropping sequel to Witch & Wizard .

When Whit and Wisty were imprisoned by the wicked forces of the totalitarian regime known as the New Order, they were barely able to escape with their lives. Now part of a hidden community of teens like themselves, Whit and Wisty have established themselves as leaders of the Resistance, willing to sacrifice anything to save kidnapped and imprisoned kids.

Now the villainous leader of the New Order is just a breath away from the ability to control the forces of nature and to manipulate his citizens on the most profound level imaginable: through their minds. There is only one more thing he needs to triumph in his evil quest: the Gifts of Whit and Wisty Allgood. And he will stop at nothing to seize them.

In this second installment of James Patterson's epic Witch & Wizard series, Whit and Wisty's heart-pounding adventures through the Overworld and Shadowland lead to a spectacular climax and conclusion.

340 pages, Paperback

First published January 1, 2010

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James Patterson is the most popular storyteller of our time and the creator of such unforgettable characters and series as Alex Cross, the Women’s Murder Club, Jane Smith, and Maximum Ride. He has coauthored #1 bestselling novels with Bill Clinton, Dolly Parton, and Michael Crichton, as well as collaborated on #1 bestselling nonfiction, including The Idaho Four, Walk in My Combat Boots, and Filthy Rich. Patterson has told the story of his own life in the #1 bestselling autobiography James Patterson by James Patterson. He is the recipient of an Edgar Award, ten Emmy Awards, the Literarian Award from the National Book Foundation, and the National Humanities Medal.

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466 reviews19 followers
May 29, 2011
Hah! This is good! No more attempted romance-y crap! Back to the real action and grit. This is what I've been waiting for.

**EDIT** Now that I've finished it...

COULD IT GET ANY MORE AMAZING?! THIS is the James Patterson I know and love, with all his plot twists and awesome charactesr.
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10 reviews
January 10, 2012
So this book... it's just... bad. Please don't get worked up over my opinion. I liked the first book. Really, I did. But in general, Mr. P's writing seems like it's gone down the tube. The Max Ride books after the third one, Daniel X, and now Witch and Wizard.

I'm not going to annoy you with a boring summary, you should know it by now.

Issue 1: dialogue and writing. The dialogue is stiff, like they are bad actors with bad scripts with a bad director in a bad movie. Because that is how JP writes - like it's a movie. One moment they could be using the word loquatious, the next OMGWTF?!
With the writing, it's the kind of overused metaphors I used to write in the sixth grade. The kind that is in every one of his teen books and gives you a literal image. It's a bit irritating. Thanks for thinking we're stupid, Mr. P.

Issue 2: inconsistensies, randomness, and him thinking that we are inside his mind. So they're running away from the One (that's in issue three). Celia shows up! Wow! Gives a cryptic message and then vanishes (again). And now they are at a building where they could a: be killed (as stated every other page) or b: they are welcomed like heroes, this is the rebellion, all these people are rather flat characters, there will be a concert, all that jazz. JP goes with option B, because somehow it's believable. No more comments.
Randomness - okay, a rock concert underground?? Really? When all the teenagers are supposedly brainwashed? And Wisty just 'happens' to have psycho powers that she's a rockstar? And now Byron and practicaly every other dude she meets is in love with her? What is the point of this nonsense? There really is none.
And then JP says all this stuff that is supposedly obvious to the plot. No. It's not. Crazy tangent that he created somehow.

And Issue 3: bad characters. The One Who is The One needs a bit of a brain. As do Wisty and Whit. Just a cheesy comic-book villian who always lets the heroes escape. Whoopdeedo.

I know I'm slamming Mr. P big time. I liked the first book. I just finished the third, and that was a bit better. I loved the first three Max Ride books. But man did I hate this one. It just seemed like recycled garbage that he didn't proof-read. Does he not have editors? Or is he just so famous that his books get published once they are 'done'?
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4,224 reviews93 followers
July 13, 2010
The original book got 4 stars from me, but this sequel only gets 2. First of all, why am I getting an ARC to a James Patterson sequel? Perhaps it's not selling as well as his other series? This book is really Witch & Wizard all over again: there's not that much changed in the way of plot, characterization or, well, anything (unlike, say, the Hunger Games trilogy, which does have some set pieces but you do see character growth and a story arc). It's definitely out of the Patterson factory and suffers from the formula.

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1,121 reviews119 followers
January 21, 2015
This one was better than the first. I wonder if the next one is even better than this and obviously the first. A series that starts off bad only to get betterbetter by every book? That would be interesting. Wisty is getting to be a better character in this one. Her brother Whit is still annoying me.
Profile Image for Anita.
441 reviews14 followers
December 29, 2010
I am confused about this series. I have looked at websites and read other reviews, and so far the feedback seems to be rather positive. I guess there are just some books you don’t like. It’s just unusual, because I’m usually in sync with other people, but this time I can’t be further away. I really, really do not like these books – this book specifically. I think with Witch and Wizard, it was new and somewhat enjoyable. I was hoping the story would have moved on from the last book. Really, I feel like this is the same book over again, only Whit and Wisty actually know about their powers instead of being oblivious.

The characters are all over the place. For example, Byron and Celia –Are they trying to help Whit and Wisty, or are they against them? It’s like this wavering plot point that seems like it’s suppose to be tricky, but is really annoying. Usually a character (Byron) only changes sides once, maybe has a change of heart and then will change twice, but he is completely riding the fence and has no idea who he’s working for or why. Then there are the cryptic messages from the parents and other “friends.” In any “war” situation, why would anyone give half advice? “You must give your gift away.” Like that is helpful. To whom? Why? How? Parents especially would never be that cryptic – especially when there is a master overlord in the picture. People who are for you wouldn’t try to relay information this way. It just doesn’t make any sense.

And as for the Master Overlord, The One Who is The One (hello cheesy name..but when he heads up an organization called the N.O, and has N.O.W troops running around, what do you expect?), this guy must be really dumb. I mean, how many times can you capture the same two kids only to let them escape? Seriously! And if you’re going to give a death sentence, don’t you think (considering how many times the two have escaped in the past) you would just do the deed right away instead of letting them “sit and think about it” for a few days. I won’t even touch on this menacing “test” at the end of the book. This guy would run screaming like a little girl if he were to meet Voldemort, and at least he knew how to play down the whole ego driven, power hungry thing, making a much more deadly villain.

As for the magic. It really is a little out of hand. Not only can Whit and Wisty change into animals, fish, birds, whatever; but they can cause things to appear out of thin air. They can change bomber planes (machines) into birds (alive). So what doesn’t seem to line-up is why is it so difficult to run and hide, or why worry about your energy running low? Surely you can create more food whenever you want it. Or, with this kind of power, why not go for invisibility and just take your time?

I am not sure what age group these books are suppose to be geared for, and maybe that is the problem here (with why I don’t like the books). Between the horrible text speak and teenagey talk that just sounds like the book is trying to “fit in” with all the other paranormal books out there, the characters come off sort of stiff and unbelievable. (If you want some good characters – check out some Cassandra Clare) Then there is an impromptu concert, that is supposed to be a benefit for The Resistance (or whatever they call themselves) and has what is suppose to be an encouraging, motivational speech given by Wisty….where is Katniss Everdeen when you need her anyway? I really can’t see this series working with a young adult crowd (which I would consider 16-20 somethings), but it probably would go over well with the 11-15ish age group. The book, for me, read like a Nickelodeon Sitcom.

I think I’ve made my point well enough. I don’t usually rip books apart like this. In fact, I don’t usually finish reading (or listening, in this case) to books I don’t like. I was just hoping for something to happen so that it would redeem itself. I feel like most of the hype is due to the author’s popularity and the media backing he’s able to get, rather than how well the books are written. With all the great books out there, I can’t even imagine picking up the next installment of this series. It just wouldn’t be worth my time.
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4,594 reviews
January 27, 2022
Interesting and fun characters. I never knew what going to happen next. Very suspenseful. I've already ordered the next book.
2 reviews2 followers
December 7, 2011
I thought that this book was just as good if not better than the first book in the series. The book was easy to comprehend and continued to keep me interested all throughout the book.I do think that you should read the first book of the series before you read this one because it will make a lot more sense to you and catch you up on what is going on. My favorite character in this book is Whit because even though he is strong and buff he still can be emotional and help with problems. He wants to do everything he ca to protect him and his sister. My least favorite character in this book is Byron Swain because he is not trustworthy at all. You never know if he is telling the truth or jus lying to you. He is just one of those people you have to pretend to like because he is valuable. I agree with the authors message to stick with you family even if times are hard because in the end they only want the best for you. I would reccomend this book to my friends because it was easy to relate to as a teenage boy going through tough and easy times. I think that people who love thrillers and suspensful books will enjoy this book the most because the suspense is always keeping you on your toes and you never know what to expect next.
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3,181 reviews
December 12, 2019
These are funny books, I enjoy all the puns on real life people and places. The plot is a little all over the place for me and I struggled a bit to keep track of what the goal is and who we can trust. The relationship between Whit and Wisty is sweet and I like that they take care of each other. The narration is a lot of fun and helps bring the story to life.
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466 reviews41 followers
December 24, 2022
Whit and Wisty Allgood are on the run. Run from the cruelty of new reign of The One. The magic and art in the world has been banned by New Order.

The build up story in this book is good and make it more interesting. The pace are quite fast. Every pages and chapters has their own story.

The concept and idea of this book is quite interesting. Which book and music part or our world has been banned. Book has been destroyed. For a book lover this scene are quite frustrating for me. Because of my love to the books. How much I appreciate it.

The characters build up is also interesting. Every each of the has their own story. Their existing make the story become more solid.

After reads this book it makes me want to find the other book in this series.
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1,453 reviews135 followers
September 19, 2021
Now I know why I had never read James Patterson before the first book in this series. I’m really glad the chapters were short because I couldn’t wait for this book to end. The characters were all caricatures at this point; the one who is the one is a cheesy over the top comic book villain, Whit is basically useless because he doesn’t actually have any magical powers, and Wisty can literally do anything that the plot commands for (even playing electric guitar at a concert) but doesn’t know how to control it. And how many times are they going to be captured and escape in this series? It’s been like seven through the first two books alone. The writing was bad at best and the plot wasn’t much better, not a series I’ll be continuing.
6 reviews
September 21, 2016
this book is an action filled book with lots of twists, you never know what's going to happen next. Its a thrill!!! this book is all about how ever since the new order has taken over, everybody's freedoms have been taken away. such as books, music, and anything that allows people to be creative are banned. because Wisty and whit have even more special powers then some others it makes them a even bigger target to the one. they end up with a group of misfits that are kids that call them selves the resistance against the one (kind of like in star wars) but its hard to focus on a revolution when you don't even know if your parents are alive. because the one wants all of the Allgoods to take their gifts for himself even though his power is increasing he still wants theirs. but in all the darkness there's a bit of light to be discovered. as wisty goes to a music festival with her friends in the free lands she discovers her love of music and performing. and a gift that come along with her love of music.
I love wisty in this book the most, I love her character in all the books because wisty is do sweet when se wants to be. but when things need to get done and people need help shes there to push people and bring them up to do the best they can. she can be fearless in the face of danger even when she's been hurt by it. I love music so much so her having a gift involving music( read to find out) I can connect t the feeling she has.
SPOILIER ALERT!!! my favorite part for sure is when there in the car and the new order police are after them and they try and get away but they cant and they have this band with them in the there car also to take them back with them to the resistence because wisty likes the drummer. but there surrounded and wisty ha no fear and she starts singing and the band backed her up with a beat and they start flouting threw the air back to the garfunkles(where the resistence sleep) witch is an old store that has almost everything. kinda like a mall. I found that amazing, and incredible.
I don't have anything bad to say about the book it was amazing, I loved the book and I would definitely read it again.
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1,078 reviews57 followers
July 22, 2012
I remember the first in the series wasn't that great, but it was an easy read. I don't remember it being quite this bad. First off, I feel like this series is trying to capitalize on both the supernatural and dystopian YA trends. Which would be fine, if it did a good job at either one. We're told to believe this new world has been established relatively recently, with people being openly zealous 1984 style, but I honestly don't remember any justification given for people to turn around that quickly.

Which, is really one of the main problems. People do things just because it fits the "plot" it seems. There is not indication of why Byron likes Wisty. The episode with the drummer was particularly aggravating. She met him the night before and she lives in a society where she can't really trust anyone, so I have a really hard time with her being that upset about his betrayal. Although she gets over it rather quickly, like most everything. At one point someone accuses Whit of having PTSD, of which I saw absolutely no signs in the book.

On top of all that, everything and absolutely nothing seems to happen in this book. They're running around escaping "The One," who has them in his clutches multiple times, and really doesn't seem to be putting in much of an effort. I don't really recognize any stakes here.

Other than this series I've only read one other Patterson (which was also a collaboration), which I loved. The style in that was also sparse and to the point. But we were going somewhere. And there were characters I cared about. This book is a lot of tell, and not enough show. It worries me that maybe there was a thought that because this is a YA release the quality could slip, and it could be dumbed down. Which is not the case, especially in this market.
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Author 4 books48 followers
August 13, 2010
I didn't read the first book in the series, so that's undoubtedly a big part of why I found it hard to care about the characters. But I just found them to be somewhat flat, their voices weren't all that unique (which I think is critically important if you're going to shift first-person perspective between characters), and the writing felt rushed. There were definitely some good action sequences, but that was mostly what this book was: a series of action sequences. I would have liked to have some time between events to get to know the characters better, feel some tension build, and immerse myself a bit more in their world.

That being said, there were some really fun moments, and the evolution of their magic unfolded in a very satisfying way. The events were creatively imagined, and if you like a fast-paced book, this is it. I will probably go back and read the first book, and if I like it, I'll re-read The Gift and increase my rating if I like it better the second time. For now, I give it 2.75 stars (rounded up to three).
21 reviews2 followers
January 31, 2017
I really liked the first book in the series, but this book was not even close to as good. I never got into the book and it was super slow. I think if the author added more suspense this book would have been much better. I had never heard of this book before I read it and now I know why.
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25 reviews8 followers
October 5, 2017
I found the second book of this series to be as engrossing as the first book. I almost completed the whole book in one day, finishing the last 12% the following night. Overall, I found that the characters remained true to their portrayal, while also growing through all the hardships and chaos that has consumed their lives.

I also truly love how this book continues to realize that it is a book during the whole story telling process. During some parts where the reader is "ridiculed" (for lack of a better term) if they chose the incorrect option provided by the storyteller of the chapter, the storyteller will request that the reader rewind a few chapters to once again familiarize themselves with what is truly happening during the story. The fact that this theme constantly pops up at the most random moments has me giggling and looking forward to how it will be incorporated in another stressful part down the road. It provides some tension relief for the reader, since this book seemed to start running head first into danger on the opening pages.

Also, I apologize in advance. Apparently I really liked this book and found that I just couldn't stop typing about all the crazy. Hopefully I still have the spoiler thing correct, but either way this is a long post. Oops. :-)



I would definitely recommend this series to anyone who are fans of the magic books. for me, this book seems to go past the levels of Harry Potter, or other such series, to reach new heights in the regards of the magical uses that are available. The magic of the siblings seems to be limited more by imagination than any other force that has be represented in other books.

I am greatly looking forward to reading the next book and working my way through the rest of the series (hopefully in the very near future). I also would like to possibly look into reading the manga version of Witch & Wizard. The excerpt that was featured at the end of this book looks well drawn. There are moments that bring to mind "Avatar: The Last Airbender" graphics and I am very interested in how the series as a whole would be portrayed through the panels.
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889 reviews7 followers
February 1, 2019
This series is just getting crazier and crazier! I love it and seriously dislike Byron lol
70 reviews
April 29, 2011
I was originally going to whine about the grievous misuse of the English language, particularly in the simile and metaphor department, as my claim was there were on average 3 horrid, stretched out similes or metaphors per a page. But my friends have proved me wrong and not wanting to use use a hyperbole (which was also over used), I stand corrected. There is on average only one rancid, overused, or stretched out simile/metaphor per a page. Patterson saves up all his big boy words for these nails-on-chalkboard similes and in dialogue to make his protagonists sound smart while he spends the rest of the novel proving they are dumb. The rest of everything else is recycled words. Blah blah blah.

So that concludes my literary complaints. On to inconsistencies! Such as the confiscated journal/diary/psychic book which apparently has teleportation powers and Byron's own love of illogical side changes. Don't get me wrong, Patterson thinks he has a perfectly rational explanation, but "I think I will help you escape from certain death." then "Oh, it has been explained to be that you will die in front of my eyes so to avoid that I shall help kill you." just doesn't make sense to anyone but Patterson and his fictional character.

And while we are on the subject of details Patterson has seemed to slip into his Max Ride habit of forgetting details except instead of doing this over the coarse of the whole series has has done this in the hand-span of one book. Boo much? And no, I don't care if it's being saved for final (hopefully) book because it will be so terribly done no one will care.

And lastly, my disappointment that this wasn't the last book. When you look at it has a whole they went through some traumatic events and now are back were they began at the beginning minus a few friends and a building. You could probably read book one, a summery of book two, and then the final (hopefully, hopefully) book and miss nothing except more horrid similes (yes I am still on that overridden horse). And lastly I am sad because knowing how horrible the book will be I will still read because of my inability to leave stuff alone. So yes, I must re-suffer this all over again. Boo.
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1,954 reviews61 followers
August 8, 2011
Wisteria and Whitford Allgood are back in the second book in a dystopian series where the world has been taken over by the New Order, and their magical skills would seem to be the only hope of the Resistance. While the first book seemed to be nothing more than a prologue to explain the world in which the series is set, The Gift does a good job of being presenting an interesting story that is a blend of science fiction and fantasy.

The One Who Is The One seems to have recognized the gift of great magical power that Wisty has within herself. As he has been doing with their parents and others with magical abilities, The One is hoping to drain them of their magical power with the hope of bringing it into himself, making him the most powerful person in the world.

His secret police are actually able to capture the Allgood siblings and bring them into one of their schools, which are really more retraining/reducation centers to instill kids with support for the New Order.

Byron Swain, the traitor that has wormed his way into the Resistance, proves to be constantly bumping into Wisty and Whit. The result is a bit confusing for the Allgoods, who hear his words of love for Wisty and see his constant attempts to help them. At the same time, his father is a New Order ranking official, and he always seems to be around when things go bad.

Wisty and Whit find themselves on the run, reaching out to all sorts of allies like Whit's dead and ghostly girlfriend Celia, an old family friend, and the other kids in the Resistance as they get a handle how their powers seem particularly tied to the creative arts like music and writing.

The result of all this is a pretty fun and quick-paced action story. There is little character development, and the authors continue to slowly release details of what brought the world to this point so the story is a bit two-dimensional, but the series is improving. Maybe the next book in the series will be even better.
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2,220 reviews73 followers
June 15, 2010
can't finish, even if it means having to explain to the supervisor who lent it to me exactly why i didn't like it. good lord, what a trainwreck.
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225 reviews
January 13, 2011
I absolutely loved Whit in this book. I'm always thoroughly amused by the banned lists in the back of the book, too! It was a great read, very fast-paced and thrilling. I can't wait for the next one!
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667 reviews31 followers
April 22, 2015
1.5 stars.
The first book was a lot better than this one. I didn't like the writing in this book at all and the plot of this book slowly downward spiraled into eternal darkness.
16 reviews
April 16, 2015
the ending was so suspenseful and good I knew they weren't going to die but I still felt like they were.
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26 reviews
March 18, 2023
A good solid book the plot didn’t keep I’m in it the whole time but it was still good
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58 reviews2 followers
October 12, 2013
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The Gift, written by James Patterson (Ned Rust) and published by Little Brown, is the first-person adventures of Whit and Wisty, brother and sister freedom fighters in a dystopian setting reminiscent of 1984. Whit and Wisty are magical savants—of course, their world doesn’t appreciate magic anymore, or freedom or creativity or anything, really. But it especially doesn’t appreciate magic. So Whit and Wisty join a surviving rebel faction to help free other slaves or prisoners of their world as they search for their lost parents. Only, Whit and Wisty don’t realize just to what lengths the world will go to take them back.

So this book, The Gift, was a gift. Oh, God, that always makes me laugh. Moving on, it came into my possession by my ex-roommate and friend, Maurice. Funny thing about Maurice is that while he’s thoughtful, he’s also very frugal. I see the 30% off Target sticker on the cover, indicating that when he bought this book, he didn’t exactly know what he was buying. So it should be no surprise that I didn’t get around to reading this. I’m sure he’ll understand that it took my two years to finally crack it open, not because I don’t care for Maurice’s financially-conservative choices, but because of Patterson. But I’ll get back to after I review the book.

Going into this, I’d like to say first that I understand that this book is a sequel in part of a series. To that extent, I credit the author for summing up what happened in the previous piece, but because the books have two different authors, I won’t pull any punches. It’s fair to say that what we learned in the first book is that Whit and Wisty’s parents disappeared as they discovered they had magic powers, all while society was taken over by a group called New Order, who wishes to control free will. Now that you understand, let’s continue.

The great thing about this book is that it flies by—333 pages and you can finish it in a couple of days without much thought or effort. Rust accomplishes this by writing it like a collection of episodic instances with short chapters that move each instance forward. The instances blend well enough together that as soon as one ends, another immediately begins without the glue of an overall theme or story, simply keeping the audience on the edge of their seats to watch things unfold in anticipation that something will actually happen or mean something. That’s about where this book’s finer points end—after all, there is no theme or over-arcing story really. There’s no climactic ending, no revelation, no meaningful depiction of character change or evolution. It’s just one interchangeable instant after another without any pay-off.

In addition to a surprising lack of theme, the characters don’t necessitate change much either. They're one-dimensional figures that pass through their motions with no significant purpose for doing what they’re doing. Whit and Wisty are uncomfortably similar and though the book is told from both their points-of-view, they don’t read any differently. Their voices are the same and the only real departure from each other is their expectations of a world when the dystopia ends, where Whit would like to settle down with his dead girlfriend and Wisty would like to be a rockstar. That’s it. Otherwise, the characters are one in the same with only a few different qualities here and there, mostly in relation to their powers or prowess and the way a few characters, whom are even more one-dimensional, perceive either/or romantically. Here’s the kicker though—despite their meandering romantic interests or the fact that others are interested in them, I get the vibe that Whit and Wisty are going to fuck in one of the future books. They just have that kind of relationship. The most shallow of all characters is the villain, referred to only as The One Who Is The One—he’s a powerful, semi-magical being that controls society’s new infrastructures, I guess. The only problem is that, despite building a new society, he’s obsessed with catching Whit and Wisty without giving much thought to the society he’s built. He compensates for his inability to capture either with a series of stupid, consistently repulsive one-liners that are, surprisingly, expected of shallow villains—shallow sub-villains even. At no point does he show depth or serve any purpose apart from being a nuisance, even in the few chapters told form his point-of-view, and yet, somehow, he’s omnipresent throughout the whole narrative.

The purposelessness of the characters is reflected in the settings though. There’s Freeland and then there’s everything else. Freeland is a sort of grunge punk sanctuary where people can rock out on their guitars or have impatient, sexless romances without being impinged upon by the populace, the New Order. Occasionally, Freeland’s youth (and there’s only youth in Freeland, because anyone who speaks like a grown-up is undoubtedly a spy, according to Whit and Wisty who spend the novel searching for their lost parents, who are obviously not spies) will venture out to rescue more people from the New Order, even those that are comfortably compliant with it. The lands of the New Order are reminiscent of most dystopias, so much that they seem to be a mere copy of what we’re supposed to assume a dystopia is to appear like from every other book or movie ever. Though I’ll elaborate on that a little more, the novel is simply Harry Potter in 1984, except not written quite as well as either.

Of course, the voice is the worst, inept in the same shallow capacity that many teenagers preserve as their own thought process. That’s about all you can say about it, though I’ll examine a few phrases or thoughts to elaborate on this further. For instance, characters in this book refer to people of the New Order as “Beaners.” Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m fairly sure that’s a term used in racial prejudice against Hispanics. In fact, I think everyone knows that—especially teenagers. It’s the equivalent of calling the villains of the book “The Chinks” or “The Niggers” or “The Towel Heads.” I dare say that this author knew what it meant and pushed forward with it anyway, as if satisfied to plug something so offensive into a book geared toward sub-intelligent children. Speaking of sub-intelligent children though, I wonder how this book made it to the presses with characters talking in text-speak, saying things like, “wth!” audibly, which is the PG-version of “wtf.” The irony is that, while this book’s setting is a copy of 1984's Oceania, and while there are freedom fighters standing up against this story's version of Big Brother, they're still using actual interpretations of “Newspeak” to communicate with others and characterize themselves. In that sense, I don't even believe that this book is a copy of 1984 as much as it is a copy of a copy of 1984.

Just… don’t buy this book. I’m sorry, but you’re better off. After all, the money doesn’t even really go to the author—it goes to the man who claims himself to be the author: James Patterson.

Let’s make one thing clear right now: Patterson doesn’t write his own books. He’ll write a treatment for his books and he’ll even coax his authors to complete them, but at the end of the day, these words aren’t his—he just puts his stamp on it to make more money. I’m trying to think of any other creative medium where that’s acceptable and I can only come up with pop music. After all, the singer of the pop song isn’t necessarily the author of the pop song. Quite likely, she’s not the producer either, nor does she play any other instrument. In fact, in most cases, pop musicians are given a script to sing from and a background track to sing it to. Basically, James Patterson is the Rihanna of books, no offense to Rihanna, but at least Rihanna can sing. I’m not convinced Patterson can write.

Here are some casual differences between pop music and books: When you’re buying a pop music album, you’re buying it for that over-produced voice and, hell, I bought a Britney Spears album in middle school because I liked the way the girl on the cover looked. A pop music star is selling a lot more than just her music—she’s selling her voice, her appearance, and maybe that’s only because we’ve grown to accept that the pop music industry is cruel to those that don’t follow instruction. Literature has not been a cruel industry in a long time though. Publishing has no desire to put a pretty face and name on someone else’s book—and Patterson certainly has neither of those qualities, so he’s not exactly the ideal Milli-Vanilli. If anything, his name is only moderately recognizable because he defined the style of writing novels devoid of complicated theme, careful description, and credible characters. So, why are you just buying the author’s name without getting any of his own writing with it? I understand it might bare some of the same qualities of other works with his name, and that these qualities are appealing to a careless reader (this review is just full of fucking paradoxes), but why gamble with it? If you’re hoping Patterson’s seal of approval means anything, you’re barking up the wrong tree.

There’s a missing piece of this puzzle that I’ll never truly understand—I think it’s the part of me that doesn’t understand devotion to religion or political parties—that people read Patterson out of habit alone. He’s defied all the things authors hold true in writing: He doesn’t write his own stories, those that do have his name are poorly written, and he makes more money than anyone who does write well. I suppose somewhere out there, there are poorer readers who, when buying a quick read, think, “Eh, I’ll just get this Patterson book.” I suppose that for those who pattersoned their college essays or those who pattersoned their work resumes can forgive it. Me? I’m thankful for Patterson in one sense, that should I wind up at someone’s apartment and they’ve got a shelf with two or more of his titles on it, I remember that I have better things to do.
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October 29, 2020
If you were to ask someone, they would most likely say that they wish they were able to use magic, not just their own benefits, but for other people’s benefits as well. In the book Witch and Wizard: The Gift by James Patterson, there are people who are capable of using magic, but there is an evil totalitarian government called “The New Order” that is being run by “The One Who Is The One”. Meanwhile, our protagonists, Wisteria Allgood (Wisty) and Whitford Allgood (Whit), are trying to defeat the New Order and their leader to try to end the dictatorship by using their magic against the organization.

In the book Witch and Wizard: The Gift, there is also a quote that says “If there is one thing that makes me hope we stand a chance against the New Order, it’s the knowledge that we have so much talent. Talent and passion. That’s what scares the New Order about us, isn’t it? We’ve got it and they don’t. We all have the Gift.” This quote is an example of the signpost ‘Words of the Wiser’ because Wisty is saying that the Resistance forces, the ones that are against the New Order, have talent and passion, unlike the organization. And thus, they all have “The Gift”. It is also worth mentioning that this book also contains symbolism because in the book, there is an area called Garfunkel’s, which acts as the ‘home’ of the Resistance forces and symbolizes the hope of the Resistance forces. However, it is later bombed by the New Order, which symbolizes how everybody is starting to lose hope for stopping The One Who Is The One.

These are examples of how both the book and the author portrays the harsh reality everybody in the book is living in, as it drives a lot of emotion into making the reader feel as if they are there with all of them. These are some reasons why I really like this book. It has fantasy, strong emotion, characters that the reader loves, it is unpredictable, and is just overall a great book. I say that Witch and Wizard: The Gift is perfect for an 8th grader to read and I would gladly recommend it to a friend. It’s different from other books I’ve read because it clearly shows the characters’ personalities and differences from others, along with their emotion about certain situations. I would highly recommend this to anyone. It will have you reading more of the series and is very memorable.
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June 7, 2023
(3.5) bruh these parents must be the worst book parents i’ve ever come across smh. i liked this book a lot, there was always things going on and the super short chapters help me breeze through these books. some of the writing seems a bit juvenile, but then i remember that’s it’s a young adult fiction and was made for children. the one thing that bothered me is that some of the storylines just don’t get explained or even finished. like byron? mrs highsmith? the rest of the CHILDREN!?!? like are they good or bad? that’s the one thing about the short chapters. the storylines feel rushed at times but overall a good read and i’m excited for the next one!!
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