Let's be clear on one thing: this book was not really a biography. I mean, yes, it's labelled as one and it's about a human being who was real and is interesting and worth talking about, but this was not a true biography. For one thing, biographies should actually be interesting, because if someone's super boring, who wants to read about that? Also, biographies should be focused on ONE individual, not like, thirty.
With excessive amounts of cutting a pasting (literally whole paragraphs were just lifted from a previous chapter and plunked into the next with changes names and dates) and WAY too much side information (not even background, just side) this book is just a super detailed list of his fights which weren’t all interesting or necessary, quite frankly. This felt like a grocery list where you’re listing not only the brand and price of everything but also where it is in the store and who else prefers to use these ingredients, and then you decide to read it to a room full of kindergartners. They’re not going to give a RIP and neither am I. So much excessive, useless information about OTHER fighters. This book is about GEORGES, not all of his opponents, so unless it’s super important for me to know how much this other guy made like 10 YEARS AGO before GSP was even in the UFC, don’t tell me about it. That’s now what I’m here for.
A lot of talk was made about how different baby G's training regime was compared to a lot of other fighters. Uh, if it's a huge deal, TELL ME ABOUT IT. I myself find the training strategies and boot camps one of the most interesting aspects of the UFC, and would have liked to read more about that part of GSP's career. (Pretty sure the cover boasts how the book talks "all about" his upbringing and background and stuff - it doesn't. Spoiler alert.)
Complete lack of enthusiasm and/or life in this writing, too. This is the UFC we’re talking about! Blood, violence, passion, raw, visceral energy – WHY WAS THIS NOT TRANSLATED? Considering I just read like, 200 pages of detailed fight rundowns, you’d think my heart rate might go up a little bit, especially since quite a few of them were really iconic and intense. Nope! Nada! Zip! Zilch! This dude bro just cannot write to save his life, and I really wish someone had told him that before he went and published this book. I’m also not pleased that the girl who leant this to me didn’t tell me how bad it was. #jokes I would have read it anyway but I would have liked to be prepared mentally for this atrocity, y’know?
Also.
A book about GSP and he’s not even on the cover? Who even decided this book was good enough to go to print? They quite clearly had mittens taped to their eyeballs and were told to just point either left or right to pick a cover, and they PICKED THE WRONG ONE. (Mittens on eyeballs, what even is going on here. We’re spiraling into madness, all because this silly book was such a disappointment.)
As others before me have said, and as others after me will say, this read like a horrible Wikipedia article or a poorly constructed high school essay where the student is going for a solid pass and nothing more. I'm still just amazed that a sport as diverse and exciting as MMA was reduced to this drivel. Appalling.