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228 pages, Kindle Edition
First published January 1, 1997
"I grew to like the feeling of being able to take care of myself. Today, I look chubby at first glance and stocky at second. Or strong as hell to those in the know. My shoulders are wide and my rib cage is a barrel. But I don't have to take any crap from anyone but the strongest of men and I feel it's a fair trade-off over all."
"That's the way it is with all women, I suspect. Go too long without getting laid and any man without a crust on him starts to look good. Get laid and you're in the mood to be picky."
"My grandpa never stopped telling the story. That was the day, he said, that he knew I had more balls than any of the sorry specimens our family had produced since the War of Northern Aggression."
"I appreciate a man with principles (when I can find one) but that doesn't mean I go so far as to trust a guy just because he makes my cooter twitch."