“Vicar of Dibley to Lara Croft in two weeks? Sign me up.”
I’m not going to beat around the bush here – I was expecting Nazi zombies. Why? For some reason I got it into my head that Outpost was the novelization of the film series – ironically penned both by Adam Baker (and directed by).
So, what’s the story about? In a nutshell it’s a survival-apocalyptic-end-of-the-world-pandemic-with-a-sci/fi-twist-adding-the-A/team-also-cause-why-not. That’s a big word! In this review I’m going to talk about Russian bunkers, penguins and ask the most important of questions – where the hell are the Nazi zombies!?
First up, lets meet Jane Blanc, a faithless, suicidal, I-ate-all-the-chocolate, self-loathing, fat-fat-fat vicar. All this is strongly reinforced for the first ten pages or so, and if I’m honest, gets a bit too much. Jane’s been stuck on Kasper Rampart (an oil rig) pumping crude oil from the Barents Sea, that’s the Arctic Ocean folks. A skeleton crew is currently watching over the rig until a new team arrive. Along with Jane there’s also Ghost, a Sikh, pot smoking handyman. Then there’s Punch, the chef and Frank Rawlins who is the very British security officer. No guns though, pepper spray and a taser. Among others there is also Doctor Rye and Nail. These nicknames – I laughed as well!
The core of the story is this; they get stuck on the oil rig while the world is going to hell and soon after meet zombies who sprout metal. The group want to get back too Britain, so they hatch a plan to get back. They steal a luxury cruise ship, float the oil rig etc. During these haphazard attempts they rescue some geologists, Simon and Nikki. During this small faction start to form among the crew and trust changes causing tension.
Now with the outline done I can give my opinion on Outpost. It’s not great. The writing style is spartan to say the least. You get the sense of a morose and morbid writing style from the outset. Nothing wrong with that, but it affected the narrative to the point where I just wasn’t caring, about anything. The way the author introduces Jane – well for me, she is made irrelevant from the outset. She’s a hard character to like, let alone root for. This is a writing problem. There’s a constant sort of character-drift floating between the refinery, disused Russian bunker and Hyperion (the cruise ship). Time for the characters is very dislocated and disjointed, it’s all rather flummoxing at times. The best example for the (and apologies for this minor spoiler) is when Nikki, one of those rescued scientists steals a boat. She’s sailing for 4-6 days. Then by the end of the novel she’s back in the Russian bunker. There’s no explanation for this, at all. It’s, well, weird. Due to this the narrative is pock-marked with confusion, there’s no real drive to it. It’s not helped by these half-baked plans that generally end up in the disaster which is utterly implausible. For example; when Jane is tight roping across a coiled metal support cable (while attempting to elude the metal zombies), the cruise ship Hyperion hits a small island. Jane miraculously survives. No explanation at all, she just lands on the deck. It boggles the mind because the crew of Kasper would consider letting Jane lead at times. It’s nothing to do with gender, it’s to do with the writing here and how character development is, well, nil. It’s mainly due to the fact her A-team style plans all result in disaster, as in someone dies. It doesn’t help the way Adam Baker treats Jane – I’ve already gone over this, but just wow.
Running parallel to all this is the problem that there is no real protagonist or antagonist. Ghost is the go-to-guy, ever ready and seems to have a solution for any problem. Mostly though even he is forced to take the passenger seat and run shotgun to the decisions made for him. Nail appears to be the main protagonist – though due to the dislocation flow of the narrative, things change rapidly, as I’ve mentioned. The real baddy are the metal zombies – they are like a collective hive. Personally, I didn’t think much of them as the scary one’s.
Overall Outpost is a confusing tale, mainly due to the writing style and the author not really getting to grips with telling a coherent story – i.e., making sense of the flow of time passing. It leaves for a loose plot, poor character development and a real lack of relatable characters. It’s a shame as there’s 3-4 books in this series.