The worst sort of crossover novel--the only reason I am glad I read it as an ebook is that some trees were spared. It is to literature what Cheez Whiz in a can is to a triple cream brie. This is not a book for reading; this is a book for avoiding.
That's right, I didn't like it.
What is it that makes this book so painful to read? Is it the utter unbelievability of the plot? The flatness of the characters? The awkward and embarrassing writing and the gratuitous and entirely off-putting "romance?" Could it be that the mix of all of these is what makes the whole so toxic?
The book starts with the late afternoon lovemaking of the presumably agoraphobic Corinne and her fiance of five years, Ken. Corinne wants to tell Ken her "big news"--she drove on a freeway today! But he doesn't like to be talked to before sex, or afterwards, either. He's also not terribly happy that she's pregnant, and he's not willing to set a wedding date. So after an entirely unsexy sex scene, and the nap, Ken finds out that he's been taken off a news story for some reason that his boss doesn't explain. Cory's phone is full of missed calls and unlistened-to voicemails. Something is going on with some other people we don't know, and there's going to be a press conference.
And suddenly, we're back in 1977 with a 16 year old diner waitress in North Carolina: the titular CeeCee Wilkes. She meets her soul mate, a 22 year old psychology student named Tim Gleason. CeeCee's mother passed away four years ago, and CeeCee's only recently sprung from her series of bad foster homes and is living on her own. Tim's parents are also dead, but he's living in their mansion with his PTSD Vietnam vet brother Marty--CeeCee thinks Marty is creepy, but finds personal fulfillment in cleaning up after the Slovenly Brothers. Dirty underwear draped over the edges of bureau drawers? No problem, because they are Tim's dirty underwear.
But there's another sibling--the missing Andi, who is in prison on death row for murdering a photographer who came to the house one day and raped her. So the Slovenly Brothers' Brain Trust comes up with a plan to commute her sentence: they will kidnap the governor's wife and hold her hostage until Andi is freed (I guess? Not clear if they'd accept life without parole). But they need CeeCee to be the guard.
Why does she agree to do this? Because there would presumably be no book if she doesn't. Oh, sure, there's some "twoo wuv" mumbo jumbo, but it's not even remotely credible. They Brainy Boys tell her they are part of a group called SCAPE, and some of those members are going to help. It's going to all work out just fine--they'll get the governor to cave into their demands in about half an hour, they'll all go underground and change their identities.
The only question CeeCee really wants an answer to is "how will we be together after this all goes down?" She never gets it. But she agrees.
And at this point? I gave up. I went to the library and spent about 40 minutes scanning the rest of the book. And I only did that because this is for my book club.
The governor's wife is eight and a half months pregnant, and prone to hemorrhaging. CeeCee is left alone with no phone, no way to contact the Smart Boys, and of course the woman goes into labor, hemorrhages and dies. CeeCee delivers the baby and runs away with it. This happens in about 8 hours. We are then treated to tedious chapters of how CeeCee changes her name, covers her tracks, relies on the kindness of strangers and grows up, raising the baby (Corinne--had you guessed it?) as her own.
Blah blah blah--a skeleton is discovered when breaking ground for a subdivision. Within seconds, dental records confirm it is the governor's wife, missing these 30 years. Twelve hours later, Tim Gleason is located in California, extradited to North Carolina, and now CeeCee/Eve watches the proceedings on television, worried that Tim will name her.
When he doesn't, she does it herself, setting up a mother-daughter drama of betrayal and lies of a melodramatic and self-indulgent sort. Not only did my mom lie to me about who my real family was, but she also made me OCD! That bitch! But Eve's got rhumatoid arthritis, so she's especially pathetic in prison, so that's enough to reconcile them. Plus, the governor is easily manipulated into giving up his quest for vengance--carefully raised and nurtured all the years his wife was missing--after a 45 second conversation with Cory. (So--maybe the scheme to force him to release Andi might have worked?
Everybody has a happy ending, Cory gets to have TWO! families that love her and want to give her money and support and yadda yadda, and she finds out her fiance of the last 5 years never actually got around to divorcing his wife and she decides she doesn't need him and by the way, she's over her agoraphobia without therapy or medication either. But she keeps the baby and blah blah blah resolutioncakes.
All this in under 250 pages--and I didn't even mention that CeeCee's dead mother wrote her a bunch of letters as she lay dying, for CeeCee to open at various times in her life, so she could offer guidance. Too bad it didn't occur to her to write a letter about not appearing in bad novels.