Crazy Emma

by Brandie Buckwine

What would make an otherwise sensible and stable woman fake a past acquaintance with a man she's never met? Love and lust at first sight, that's what! Emma doesn't believe in love, yet one look at a total stranger makes her take extraordinary measures to meet and seduce the man she'd never dreamed of finding. Due to strong language, explicit sexual situations, and maturethemes, this book is not intended for readers under the age of 18.

Genres: Erotica, Romance, Contemporary, Short Stories, Adult, Adult Fiction, Ebooks

12 pages, Kindle Edition

First published April 4, 2011

About the author

From a very young age, Brandie has written stories in her head, having hundreds of hours to fill as she traveled the world with her parents. While reading took up a great deal of her time, day dreaming and creating characters with exciting tales to tell took up more. Unable to fight the inevitable, a few years ago Brandie started writing out her stories to share with others. She writes under several pen names in the romance/erotica genre.

If erotica isn't your thing, check out her contemporary romance novel, Rhythm In Blue, written as her RL self.
http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/10...

Reviews

[Yianna Yiannacou · Rating 1 out of 5]

This free short story didn’t deliver. After I was done reading it I wondered if the main character, Emma (I think) had Alzheimer’s or something. Or she was just seriously a crazy person as the title implies.

It begins with a waitress named Emma (?). Right when she thought she was done for the day, four young men come and sit down to chit chat. When Emma sees one of them she is love struck and has this impulse to go up to one of the guys, Derrick, and spark up a conversation like they were long lost best friends, which they really weren’t. She made up the name Emma out of nowhere and wasn’t even too sure where she was going with the whole ordeal, saying they knew each other way back when. They hook up in the end but after the last scene there is a blurb about Emma and Derrick living together. I don’t know. I don’t get it.

I am not too sure if I recommend this book or not. It is kind of random, but it is free, so go ahead if you like. I’m not judging you.

[Amber · Rating 5 out of 5]

I really enjoyed this short story. It kinda sounded like something I would have done during my college days.

[Jackie · Rating 1 out of 5]

This tiny little novella is about a minor mental lapse suffered by Emma, a usually rational young woman. Then some steamy stuff happens. The end.

[Raine · Rating 1 out of 5]

Terrible book.

[Arthur L Williams · Rating 1 out of 5]

Crazy story

Not worth taking the time to read. Leaves a lot to the Io the imation.
.What will come next? So

[Tina Willcox · Rating 1 out of 5]

Not worth my or anyones time!

[Makii · Rating 1 out of 5]

De verdad? así termina? o sea, yo sabía que era una historia corta, cortísima, pero no entendí el final.
Emma es una camarera de Bob’s Family Dining que un día en medio de una jornada laboral ve en una mesa al "hombre de su sueños" se le acerca, lo saluda como si lo conociera de toda la vida, conciertan una cita con motivo de "revivir viejas épocas". Cuando ella vuelve a trabajar, el pobre Derrick se le acerca y le dice con gran pena que no la recuerda. Ella le confiesa la verdad, tienen un fuerte encuentro sexual ahí nomas en el trabajo y son descubiertos por su jefe.
Termina con Derrick, dándole un rotulador y un beso en la sien una mañana mientras ella va directo a los anuncios de empleo: Bob’s Family Dining busca lavaplatos y camareros.
WTF? Estaba loca realmente ella? soñaba? en fin... podría haber escrito un poco mas la autora...

[Guillermo · Rating 4 out of 5]

Is it wrong to call an erotic story cute? Because that's what it is. Cute. Adorable, even. Emma - a waitress covering for a co-worker by doing the dishes - happens upon Derrick. When their eyes meet, Emma does something out of her character. She walks up to him and creates a history right on the spot. Derrick has to play catch up. Yada yada yada, she's looking for a new job.

It's probably not the best erotic fiction I've read, but it sure as hell blows the pants off the last few short stories I've read - the disappointing ones, anyway.

[Breeze · Rating 4 out of 5]

HA! that was the sound I made when I got to the end. Yes, a loud happy HA! followed by a straight in my friends eye, "that was a good ending!" Then tucking it in the far corner of my mind a new way to pick up the opposite sex.
After reading Fighting Faith I had to read more by Brandie Buckwine and I am still reading!
I like her direct writing, no fluff or emotion to connect you to deeply with her characters and I appreciate that.
I am still reeling after Fighting Faith, really liked that one! I was going to add to my review but I believe I summed up my feelings in one word.

[Karen · Rating 2 out of 5]

Crazy Emma was a short story by Brandie Buckwine. It was a great read for when I had a few minutes right before bed and was looking at my Kindle not knowing what to start next.

I wouldn't say it was the best or worst writing I've seen, as I felt that in such few pages it was really hard to get a feel for the author's ability. It was enjoyable none-the-less and was quick and easy!! Give it a try!

[Amber · Rating 2 out of 5]

I think this could have been good. It intrigued me but then it was over. I think how the characters met could of worked in a much longer book and gone off from there but it just ends...it would be interesting if the author did just that. I would probably read it because like I said it is interesting and even a little comical.

[Cathy]

Short story about a chance encounter with a hot guy.
Do these people always have to have sex within the few pages of a short story? Does nobody know what a condom is these days? You meet a guy and 15 minutes later you're having sex with him in the storage room of the restaurant where you work. As if.

[Gina · Rating 2 out of 5]

Emma works in a diner and is doing the dishes when she sees a very attractive man at a table in the dining room. She goes to the table pretends to know him, meets his friends, and plans to meet him later for dinner. He comes back to find out if he really knows her and they have "intimate" relations in the storeroom. Literally took me 5 minutes to read. Just a 5 minute sex scene. The end.

[Jane · Rating 3 out of 5]

Crazy Emma is a short quick story with an unexpected cute twist at the end that I almost always find enjoyable. It is about a crazy situation that Emma sets up where she works, that is interesting and fun based on lust at first sight. It has been free forever and put a smile on my face in the short time it took me to read it.

[J. Ewbank · Rating 3 out of 5]

Enjoyed this book by Brandie Buckwine. She did a good job with the main characters of developing them and the plot for us. Would read another by her.

J. Robert Ewbank author "John Wesley, Natural Man, and the 'Isms'"

[Jeannie · Rating 2 out of 5]

Oh "Crazy Emma", what a short but sweet read you are! While there's nothing original about this little plot, Brandie Buckwine writes with a fun, youthful approach to erotica that is enlivening. I look forward to reading more of her material in the future.

[Beck · Rating 1 out of 5]

This story took me 4 minutes to read. In that time she meets, falls in love, has steamy sex & the happily ever after. I would have cried in frustration had I paid anything for the story. It was like reading a pre-teen romance with a sex scene.

Originally posted on Amazon.com

[Mel Auslan Osborne · Rating 1 out of 5]

If there was a story I would review it...Umm she pretends to know him... he returns to find out if he does know her.... they have sex... the end...seriously thats it 5min max... still a waste of time... SORRY

[Tilequa · Rating 4 out of 5]

this was funny to me cause she acted like she knew him than told the truth than she got off at her job and got fired Hanna atleast they stayed together in the end I guess lol this could have been a full book I would have liked it more probably

[J.L. · Rating 3 out of 5]

This is a very short story. It is a sexcapade - Emma meets sexy man Derrek, lies that she met him before and then proceeds to have oral sex in her place of work. I guess it was a dream based on how the ending reads.

[Bobbie · Rating 2 out of 5]

Fast read (about 30 min.) Her name is Emma and she is crazy.

[Sheri · Rating 1 out of 5]

Wow, this was shallow. Very Short story, nothing but sex. I'm deleting it from my Kindle. A complete bomb. The writing wasn't even very good.

[Colette Guerin · Rating 1 out of 5]

If you are looking for a trashy read, this is the short for you. Must have been free, I don't know how it ended up on my Kindle otherwise.

[Angel **Book Junkie** · Rating 3 out of 5]

Short and sweet but, was a 15 minute thrill ride

[Katie · Rating 4 out of 5]

Cute, quick story. Quite amusing and an appropriate length to be appreciated.

[Shonnie · Rating 3 out of 5]

I really liked how she approached the guy.

[Holly · Rating 1 out of 5]

Thank goodness this was a short novella, because it was hard to get through as it was. Blah.

[Spgmt *Paula* · Rating 1 out of 5]

Too short found it boring. Wouldnt bother.

[Lauren · Rating 1 out of 5]

What? Did anyone get this book?

[KyBunnies · Rating 4 out of 5]

This was a very quick read. Less than 20 minutes. But still interesting. I believe that the author could developed this into a wonderful story. This was a free book in the Kindle Store.