This was by far the thickest, and like, one of the most incredible books ever! Hands down the best in the series. Everything is witty and dry as usual, and Derek Landy even succeeded in making me tear up at one point. I also went "Oh shit," among other things a couple of times. You know it's a good book when you can laugh, cry, and swear while reading it. In fact, I loved this so much, I won't even bother trying to spoil anything, because the momentum would keep me going until I'd written the whole book down right here, and I'm pretty sure that's probably illegal.
Only... know this, Derek Landy, I'm on to you. I know that you've read the Princess Bride, I know you've read Twilight (I love your new and improved, plus more realistic, reaction to people who come on like that), and I know you watched Monty Python ("Ex-rabbit." Hah!) , and that you watch Doctor Who. With the exception of Dr Who, which I found out you watch from reading your blog, I know all this because you made your own clever little parodies and twists on some of the lines and/or situations. And being able to appreciate these mini-references, we'd probably be total best buds if we met! ... huh... how did I get here? Anyway, keep writing Derek, and pour on the awesomeness! Unless for some unknown reason, your style or plots begins to take a turn for the worse, I will never tire of reading the adventures of Valkyrie and Skulduggery! Face it. The way you write it, Skulduggery spends a good deal of his time unconscious while Valkyrie is the one going all butt-whooping mode. Please try and do something with the Skul-man other than giving him your best witty remarks and nick-o'-time appearances.
Also, I always knew you had something against Tanith Low, you heartless bastard. But Kenspeckle? Really? Who the hell is going to fix 'em now? Nye? ~scoffs~