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Life Seemed Good, But...
A picture of life in and around the Mystee Forest as viewed by a variety of talking animals, strange characters, and the author's twisted perception of reality. Imagine a cross between Aesop's Fables and the Brothers Grimm.
210 pages, Kindle Edition
First published March 9, 2011
About the author
Richard Bell
1 book13 followersBorn in Chicago, grew up (sort of) before computers and cell phones. Have worked in a wide variety of jobs: warehousing, delivery driving, social services and finally office work. I started writing as therapy to treat depression during a dark time in life. My book is dedicated to all who have cared for a loved one suffering from a life-threatening illness and some of my proceeds go to cancer research.
Otherwise I'm just an average guy.
Otherwise I'm just an average guy.
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January 17, 2018
I have been slowly reading this incredible anthology book and I have to say, it is 100% worth it if you need a laugh!
This anthology series is all about comedy. Each little story (and I mean little, some are hardly a page) is full of smiles and giggles to make your day a little bit better. The stories connect a little, but it's not a giant "Marvel Cinematic Universe", if you catch my drift.
It's hard to make me laugh, but in the security of my own home I allowed myself to laugh out loud at this book. It's cute, it's sweet and it's shockingly amazing. There are some weirder stories, and some with a little bit more "adult content" or hints towards it. There are also many references to popular culture that you can pick up on (almost like a little game). In the back, Richard Bell included a glossary just in case you don't understand his colourful language, as well.
This book was written as a form of therapy for Richard, when his wife was going through treatment for cancer. As someone who's fatherh as passed away from cancer (and who went through waiting rooms and treatments galore), I think this book is a marvelous idea. I really hope this book reaches the masses, because it's well written and hilarious! It's also standing behind a really good cause.
I really loved that Richard Bell was constantly referencing aluminum foil hats. To be honest, I haven't heard people talk about them in years and it made me giggle! I remember kids in my class who used to WEAR aluminum foil hats because of silly conspiracies, so the memories that came flooding back reading this book made it so much better.
If you want something fun, quick or funny then this book is for you. I recommend this book to EVERYONE. Honestly, it's worth the read. Take some time out of your day and have a good laugh. Times are tough, we need some more positivity around and this book can provide it.
I have also heard a portion of the money made from this book will go to cancer research, so why not help out a good cause while you're at it?
Five out of five stars.
**Richard Bell got in contact with me and provided me a free copy in return for an HONEST review. This is my personal, honest opinion.
This anthology series is all about comedy. Each little story (and I mean little, some are hardly a page) is full of smiles and giggles to make your day a little bit better. The stories connect a little, but it's not a giant "Marvel Cinematic Universe", if you catch my drift.
It's hard to make me laugh, but in the security of my own home I allowed myself to laugh out loud at this book. It's cute, it's sweet and it's shockingly amazing. There are some weirder stories, and some with a little bit more "adult content" or hints towards it. There are also many references to popular culture that you can pick up on (almost like a little game). In the back, Richard Bell included a glossary just in case you don't understand his colourful language, as well.
This book was written as a form of therapy for Richard, when his wife was going through treatment for cancer. As someone who's fatherh as passed away from cancer (and who went through waiting rooms and treatments galore), I think this book is a marvelous idea. I really hope this book reaches the masses, because it's well written and hilarious! It's also standing behind a really good cause.
I really loved that Richard Bell was constantly referencing aluminum foil hats. To be honest, I haven't heard people talk about them in years and it made me giggle! I remember kids in my class who used to WEAR aluminum foil hats because of silly conspiracies, so the memories that came flooding back reading this book made it so much better.
If you want something fun, quick or funny then this book is for you. I recommend this book to EVERYONE. Honestly, it's worth the read. Take some time out of your day and have a good laugh. Times are tough, we need some more positivity around and this book can provide it.
I have also heard a portion of the money made from this book will go to cancer research, so why not help out a good cause while you're at it?
Five out of five stars.
**Richard Bell got in contact with me and provided me a free copy in return for an HONEST review. This is my personal, honest opinion.
January 17, 2018
I have been slowly reading this incredible anthology book and I have to say, it is 100% worth it if you need a laugh!
This anthology series is all about comedy. Each little story (and I mean little, some are hardly a page) is full of smiles and giggles to make your day a little bit better. The stories connect a little, but it's not a giant "Marvel Cinematic Universe", if you catch my drift.
It's hard to make me laugh, but in the security of my own home I allowed myself to laugh out loud at this book. It's cute, it's sweet and it's shockingly amazing. There are some weirder stories, and some with a little bit more "adult content" or hints towards it. There are also many references to popular culture that you can pick up on (almost like a little game). In the back, Richard Bell included a glossary just in case you don't understand his colourful language, as well.
This book was written as a form of therapy for Richard, when his wife was going through treatment for cancer. As someone who's fatherh as passed away from cancer (and who went through waiting rooms and treatments galore), I think this book is a marvelous idea. I really hope this book reaches the masses, because it's well written and hilarious! It's also standing behind a really good cause.
I really loved that Richard Bell was constantly referencing aluminum foil hats. To be honest, I haven't heard people talk about them in years and it made me giggle! I remember kids in my class who used to WEAR aluminum foil hats because of silly conspiracies, so the memories that came flooding back reading this book made it so much better.
If you want something fun, quick or funny then this book is for you. I recommend this book to EVERYONE. Honestly, it's worth the read. Take some time out of your day and have a good laugh. Times are tough, we need some more positivity around and this book can provide it.
I have also heard a portion of the money made from this book will go to cancer research, so why not help out a good cause while you're at it?
Five out of five stars.
**Richard Bell got in contact with me and provided me a free copy in return for an HONEST review. This is my personal, honest opinion.
This anthology series is all about comedy. Each little story (and I mean little, some are hardly a page) is full of smiles and giggles to make your day a little bit better. The stories connect a little, but it's not a giant "Marvel Cinematic Universe", if you catch my drift.
It's hard to make me laugh, but in the security of my own home I allowed myself to laugh out loud at this book. It's cute, it's sweet and it's shockingly amazing. There are some weirder stories, and some with a little bit more "adult content" or hints towards it. There are also many references to popular culture that you can pick up on (almost like a little game). In the back, Richard Bell included a glossary just in case you don't understand his colourful language, as well.
This book was written as a form of therapy for Richard, when his wife was going through treatment for cancer. As someone who's fatherh as passed away from cancer (and who went through waiting rooms and treatments galore), I think this book is a marvelous idea. I really hope this book reaches the masses, because it's well written and hilarious! It's also standing behind a really good cause.
I really loved that Richard Bell was constantly referencing aluminum foil hats. To be honest, I haven't heard people talk about them in years and it made me giggle! I remember kids in my class who used to WEAR aluminum foil hats because of silly conspiracies, so the memories that came flooding back reading this book made it so much better.
If you want something fun, quick or funny then this book is for you. I recommend this book to EVERYONE. Honestly, it's worth the read. Take some time out of your day and have a good laugh. Times are tough, we need some more positivity around and this book can provide it.
I have also heard a portion of the money made from this book will go to cancer research, so why not help out a good cause while you're at it?
Five out of five stars.
**Richard Bell got in contact with me and provided me a free copy in return for an HONEST review. This is my personal, honest opinion.
January 29, 2018
I received a free ecopy from the author in exchange for an honest review.
Life Seemed Good, But... A Collection of Short Quirky Stories by Richard Bell features ninety creative short stories on a wide variety of topics that cover just a little bit of everything. In fact, it's a bit difficult to describe them as a whole, but the author has a great sense of humor and that comes across well - although, his sense of humor may not be for everyone. I definitely found myself giggling aloud at several points while reading - and he can certainly turn a colorful phrase. Most of these short stories are in the neighborhood of one to two pages apiece, and there were quite a few that I found myself wanting to know a little more about the characters and/ or the world they inhabit. Either way the author gives us just the right taste to keep things moving right along.
Overall, Richard Bell's Life Seemed Good, But... A Collection of Short Quirky Stories is a quick, fun read if you're looking for an anthology of super short stories with a great sense of humor. Each of the many stories may not be to everyone's tastes, but Bell's bizarre and witty humor is addicting. If you enjoyed Nothing is Strange by Mike Russell, you may also enjoy this anthology.
Life Seemed Good, But... A Collection of Short Quirky Stories by Richard Bell features ninety creative short stories on a wide variety of topics that cover just a little bit of everything. In fact, it's a bit difficult to describe them as a whole, but the author has a great sense of humor and that comes across well - although, his sense of humor may not be for everyone. I definitely found myself giggling aloud at several points while reading - and he can certainly turn a colorful phrase. Most of these short stories are in the neighborhood of one to two pages apiece, and there were quite a few that I found myself wanting to know a little more about the characters and/ or the world they inhabit. Either way the author gives us just the right taste to keep things moving right along.
Overall, Richard Bell's Life Seemed Good, But... A Collection of Short Quirky Stories is a quick, fun read if you're looking for an anthology of super short stories with a great sense of humor. Each of the many stories may not be to everyone's tastes, but Bell's bizarre and witty humor is addicting. If you enjoyed Nothing is Strange by Mike Russell, you may also enjoy this anthology.
June 13, 2018
Thank you to the author for a copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.
Life Seemed Good, But is a collection of short stories that all take place in the same setting. Each story is somewhat interrelated; unlike other short story collections, it is imperative that this one be read in chronological order to truly grasp it. Although each story is only about a page or two, I can’t stress enough how important it is to take your time with it. I am very guilty of “rushing” through books in the sense that I like reading big chunks in a day if I have the time. However, with this, you will better appreciate it for all its strangeness and humor if you take your time.
The stories are all very peculiar with a lot of dark humor— some not particularly suited for children. One of my favourites of the 96 was called Grilled Cheese. As a young child, I always used to wonder if my food (and other inanimate objects—thanks Toy Story) had their own minds and could talk, think, and feel. It was kind of funny to see that come to life in a story again, not just with this one but with all of them. Overall, I enjoyed this book and what is also great is that a portion of the proceeds go to cancer research; if you are interested in this I would definitely give it a go :)
Life Seemed Good, But is a collection of short stories that all take place in the same setting. Each story is somewhat interrelated; unlike other short story collections, it is imperative that this one be read in chronological order to truly grasp it. Although each story is only about a page or two, I can’t stress enough how important it is to take your time with it. I am very guilty of “rushing” through books in the sense that I like reading big chunks in a day if I have the time. However, with this, you will better appreciate it for all its strangeness and humor if you take your time.
The stories are all very peculiar with a lot of dark humor— some not particularly suited for children. One of my favourites of the 96 was called Grilled Cheese. As a young child, I always used to wonder if my food (and other inanimate objects—thanks Toy Story) had their own minds and could talk, think, and feel. It was kind of funny to see that come to life in a story again, not just with this one but with all of them. Overall, I enjoyed this book and what is also great is that a portion of the proceeds go to cancer research; if you are interested in this I would definitely give it a go :)
January 10, 2021
From the Author: The book is on Amazon, Kindle and Ingram Spark for retailers. Category is surreal fantasy humor. Let me warn you: the book contains the word 'fart' and makes references to a green leafy substance that is currently illegal in some places in this world. Some have said it has a sarcastic tone at times. Since it was begun when the author's wife had cancer, yes, there are some brutal realities in this book, such as animals being eaten by other animals. But doesn't that just reflect the real world? What about bad puns? We has 'em. What about all the obscure trivia in here? I had to include a glossary and a credit section! This book is not meant for younger or more sensible viewers. Anyway... as you can see from some of the reviews, this book can make you laugh out loud, especially if you pay close attention to the details of the book since some items in early stories reappear in different ways in later stories. There are holiday stories at the end, and an epilogue so you aren't totally discouraged by all the bad things that happen. That is where the happy endings appear (well, somewhat happy at least). The book even has a Wisdom section at the very end to make your life better. How many other books do that?
Additionally, this book should not be rushed through if you want the full impact. It makes a good bathroom book, so I've been told. There are over 90 stories, mostly about a page long each. Some of the proceeds go to an actual cancer research facility, not fundraisers who skim off a percentage. This book can help you deal with stress and depression.
The author has no illusions about becoming a best-selling author. He just wants to bring a little more happiness into a world that desperately needs it. You can help. Thank you.
Additionally, this book should not be rushed through if you want the full impact. It makes a good bathroom book, so I've been told. There are over 90 stories, mostly about a page long each. Some of the proceeds go to an actual cancer research facility, not fundraisers who skim off a percentage. This book can help you deal with stress and depression.
The author has no illusions about becoming a best-selling author. He just wants to bring a little more happiness into a world that desperately needs it. You can help. Thank you.
June 4, 2011
Article first published as Book Review: Life Seemed Good, But... by Richard Bell on Blogcritics.
A group of short stories, somewhat in the style of an anthology, Life Seemed Good But … by Richard Bell is a funny and compelling compilation of stories sure to get you laughing. Reading the first few stories, I was not sure what I thought but as I continued on my journey, I began to see the ties that seemed to connect this set of stories and make it into hilarious continuing work of comedy.
Each of the stories is unique and of itself and yet if you pay close attention you can seem they are not random but very precise in the lineup. I found myself laughing out loud so many times at the different types of word usage and famous sayings that are changed up to fit the story and yet you still get the gist of the original. The comedy is sometimes sophomoric, absolutely slapstick, and while the author states his influences as being Dick Van Dyke, Bill Cosby, and Jonathan Winters, I saw a bit of the humor that would have fit brilliantly in episodes of the Three Stooges.
Throughout the stories, the Mystee Forest figures predominantly, and then our protagonist, whom I identify with the author, seems to find tinfoil some form of safety device. Often wearing a hat made of the material, he has some very ingenious and comedic interchanges with different and oftentimes inventive outcomes. Another quite important part of the story would be the clowns in a jeep that continue to show up periodically, but with their own little piece of the puzzle which usually includes running over or into something. And then there are the potatoes. Whats up with that?
While many of the characters seem to be written with children in mind, the story is not; often they deal with drugs and other formats not particularly suitable for children. Although from the laughter I myself experienced, maybe there is a reason to have characters a child would be attracted to, they certainly held my attention.
If you enjoy humor and better yet, outright laughter, this is an extremely fun and engaging work. Richard Bell’s sense of humor is intact and it seems he is also quite comfortable poking fun at himself as well. This would be a great book for guests, and in fact would be a particular treat for the Dr.’s office while waiting for an appointment, it takes your mind off the mundane and transports you into a sort of cartoon world, a “Calgon take me away” sort of place, where you can be anything you want to be.
This book was received free as a Smashwords edition from the author. All opinions are my own based off my reading and understanding of the information.
A group of short stories, somewhat in the style of an anthology, Life Seemed Good But … by Richard Bell is a funny and compelling compilation of stories sure to get you laughing. Reading the first few stories, I was not sure what I thought but as I continued on my journey, I began to see the ties that seemed to connect this set of stories and make it into hilarious continuing work of comedy.
Each of the stories is unique and of itself and yet if you pay close attention you can seem they are not random but very precise in the lineup. I found myself laughing out loud so many times at the different types of word usage and famous sayings that are changed up to fit the story and yet you still get the gist of the original. The comedy is sometimes sophomoric, absolutely slapstick, and while the author states his influences as being Dick Van Dyke, Bill Cosby, and Jonathan Winters, I saw a bit of the humor that would have fit brilliantly in episodes of the Three Stooges.
Throughout the stories, the Mystee Forest figures predominantly, and then our protagonist, whom I identify with the author, seems to find tinfoil some form of safety device. Often wearing a hat made of the material, he has some very ingenious and comedic interchanges with different and oftentimes inventive outcomes. Another quite important part of the story would be the clowns in a jeep that continue to show up periodically, but with their own little piece of the puzzle which usually includes running over or into something. And then there are the potatoes. Whats up with that?
While many of the characters seem to be written with children in mind, the story is not; often they deal with drugs and other formats not particularly suitable for children. Although from the laughter I myself experienced, maybe there is a reason to have characters a child would be attracted to, they certainly held my attention.
If you enjoy humor and better yet, outright laughter, this is an extremely fun and engaging work. Richard Bell’s sense of humor is intact and it seems he is also quite comfortable poking fun at himself as well. This would be a great book for guests, and in fact would be a particular treat for the Dr.’s office while waiting for an appointment, it takes your mind off the mundane and transports you into a sort of cartoon world, a “Calgon take me away” sort of place, where you can be anything you want to be.
This book was received free as a Smashwords edition from the author. All opinions are my own based off my reading and understanding of the information.
September 17, 2018
A honest review provided in exchange for a copy of the book.
Humor, pathos and just plain strange stuff: Life Seemed Good, But…: A collection of short quirky stories by Richard Bell is sure to not just capture your interest but invade your mind as it knocks on your funny bone. This collection of 102 short stories portrays diverse attitudes and takes on life from a somewhat dark but intelligent and entirely laughable perspective as animals, food and other inanimate objects come to life. If not exactly fatalistic, these stories do offer a glimpse into a life full of angst and vulnerability yet provide a glimmer of unquenchable hope in the simple act of continuing on, accepting the good, bad, strange and frustrating as a part of what we all have to endure.
Bell’s writing is full of wonderful plays on words and double entendre that are explained in a glossary at the end of the book. Catching these tidbits throughout the work, though, is like an Easter egg hunt that makes you chuckle all the more as the meaning hits you. No target is safe as Bell expounds on the hurdles when dealing with insurance companies or opening yet another mass email full of fake information. The need for people to accept personal responsibility is another theme in the long list of frustrations Bell airs.
If you enjoy a unique look at the world through strange and wonderful characters such as balloon people (who can’t get pregnant because their tubes are tied) or resort to Vodka Therapy (a good stiff drink or two) to get through the day, Life Seemed Good, But…: A collection of short quirky stories is a true delight to be savored, pondered, laughed at and looked at again and again.
Humor, pathos and just plain strange stuff: Life Seemed Good, But…: A collection of short quirky stories by Richard Bell is sure to not just capture your interest but invade your mind as it knocks on your funny bone. This collection of 102 short stories portrays diverse attitudes and takes on life from a somewhat dark but intelligent and entirely laughable perspective as animals, food and other inanimate objects come to life. If not exactly fatalistic, these stories do offer a glimpse into a life full of angst and vulnerability yet provide a glimmer of unquenchable hope in the simple act of continuing on, accepting the good, bad, strange and frustrating as a part of what we all have to endure.
Bell’s writing is full of wonderful plays on words and double entendre that are explained in a glossary at the end of the book. Catching these tidbits throughout the work, though, is like an Easter egg hunt that makes you chuckle all the more as the meaning hits you. No target is safe as Bell expounds on the hurdles when dealing with insurance companies or opening yet another mass email full of fake information. The need for people to accept personal responsibility is another theme in the long list of frustrations Bell airs.
If you enjoy a unique look at the world through strange and wonderful characters such as balloon people (who can’t get pregnant because their tubes are tied) or resort to Vodka Therapy (a good stiff drink or two) to get through the day, Life Seemed Good, But…: A collection of short quirky stories is a true delight to be savored, pondered, laughed at and looked at again and again.
September 11, 2012
Overall Feedback: This is a side splitting, laugh til your friends hurt read. You will have tears streaming down your face and will be rushing to share the joy with whomever cares to listen to your lolzing.
Point of View: Outright slapstick humor.
Voice: Sophmoric and Slapstick.
Character Development: You will be laughing so hard that the characters will escape you mind.
Plot: As has previously been stated each story is one in its own that seems to be ordered in precise measurement.
Dialogue: Again the humor is what you have and what you will hold onto.
Pacing: I could see reading this while in a waiting room. Yes that fast paced and that entertaining.
Setting: Too in shambles with laughter to make a judgement call.
Continuity: Again each story seems to be where it is for a reason, without reason.
Point of View: Outright slapstick humor.
Voice: Sophmoric and Slapstick.
Character Development: You will be laughing so hard that the characters will escape you mind.
Plot: As has previously been stated each story is one in its own that seems to be ordered in precise measurement.
Dialogue: Again the humor is what you have and what you will hold onto.
Pacing: I could see reading this while in a waiting room. Yes that fast paced and that entertaining.
Setting: Too in shambles with laughter to make a judgement call.
Continuity: Again each story seems to be where it is for a reason, without reason.
March 29, 2018
I was approached by the author to give this book a read. I purchased a copy of the book and here is what I thought.
This book was very hard to put down, each story in the book was interesting and funny. Some stories were very surreal, like "Grilled Cheese" which was closer to Dark Comedy, which I really enjoy. Some stories, like ”Movie Theater” had been very relatable in a comedic way. Overall though, I honestly enjoyed each and every story in this book and the small continuity that some stories shared really gave the stories an interesting spin as you see stories being affected by stories earlier in the book. Some stories will make you laugh(I mean I actually physically laughed at some of the stories), some will creep you out and a few will even make you think.
This was a great read that was hard to put down, and I hope to make another visit to the Mystee Forest someday!
This book was very hard to put down, each story in the book was interesting and funny. Some stories were very surreal, like "Grilled Cheese" which was closer to Dark Comedy, which I really enjoy. Some stories, like ”Movie Theater” had been very relatable in a comedic way. Overall though, I honestly enjoyed each and every story in this book and the small continuity that some stories shared really gave the stories an interesting spin as you see stories being affected by stories earlier in the book. Some stories will make you laugh(I mean I actually physically laughed at some of the stories), some will creep you out and a few will even make you think.
This was a great read that was hard to put down, and I hope to make another visit to the Mystee Forest someday!
January 12, 2018
Full review on my blog : https://emmajanemason.wordpress.com
Life. It’s a strange yet funny thing isn't it. One minute you are invincible and feel like there is nothing you can’t do, the next you’re crashing down and stumbling into a dark pit of drunken despair. You are dealt the hand you are given and unfortunately there are some things that you simply cannot change. Oh how I wish it wasn’t like that but annoyingly this is how this whole life stuff works. Sucks doesn't it? Yet do not despair dear reader for I have a book for you this week that can’t help but make you smile.
The first book of the year I have chosen to review is a collection of short quirky stories, Life Seemed Good, But.… By Richard Bell. Bell used writing as therapy when his wife got leukaemia and a portion of the proceeds from the sales of this book is donated to the Rosalind Franklin University of Medicine and Science for cancer research. A terrific cause so please be sure to grab yourself a copy if you like my review.
Pop on your aluminium foil hat dear readers and prepare to enter a world like you have never witnessed before. Popcorn at the ready? Lets go!
The best way for me to describe this book is fairy tales for grown ups. Plain and simple, adult fairy tales. Just because we are no longer children doesn’t mean we don’t deserve a good fairy tale, and these stories are perfect for that. I especially enjoyed the vampire twist on Cinderella, Cindervampire. It was a fresh take on the classic we all grew up with and made me start thinking about all the other fairy tales in a gothic style. Ironically when you actually think about it, fairy tales by authors such as the Brothers Grimm where much more dark and disturbing than the Disney versions that are told today. Bell’s tales are magical yet with a very realistic view on life. Each story tries to teach the reader something, a moral or message.
“And now, in reading this, you’ve also killed some time. What kind of monsters have we become?”
It is definitely an experience I highly recommend. I can promise you it won’t be a waste of time, or will it? Nahhh but in all seriousness it’s worth a read.
Bell’s writing style is quirky and witty which makes me giggle childishly at how strange life can be. He is ironic and a tad sarcastic but it really works well within the stories. It brings them to life and each one has it’s own personality.
“The old goat claimed she had been set up and framed and it was all a ba-a-a-ad misunderstanding.”
I love me a good use of imagery and boy was I in for a treat. His images did waltzes around my brain, leaving me feeling enchanted and wooed.
“I vividly recall that gloomy, early evening when the clouds were ominously green and swirling like the proverbial frog in a blender.”
I had never before considered that a potato could possibly have feelings and that we pretty much eat them alive. My Pet Spud really made me think and view the world in a different light. I saw Bell's image of a huge potato king roaming the lands and telling everyone off for eating his kin. It made me laugh, yet was still a terrifying story when you think about it.
“Unfortunately, Spud got his final revenge. Everyone who ate of him turned into a permanent couch potato with an overwhelming appetite for daytime talk shows.”
I found myself questioning everything around me. When I cracked an egg into the frying pan. Was that a small, faint scream I heard? Had I just murdered an egg and cooked it alive in front of its family. When I was boiling pasta on the hob, was it slowly burning to death and crying out in pain?
“Desperately he screamed, “I am Grilled Cheese Sandwich and I want to live!” while glaring at her. All she noticed was the chatter of the cafeteria.”
It’s intriguing and I admire this different way of thinking. Giving food, objects, anything a personality. It’s creative and genius when you think about it. Why shouldn’t they have a personality. The world needs more stories akin to this. They are just dying to be heard.
There are a lot of real and relatable themes that Bell works his magic on to make them laughable to numb the pain. He touches on sensitive topics in a humorous way, which helps desensitize them to the reader making them less frightening or hard to deal with.
“As a zombie I have more confidence because, what’s the worst that can happen? I get rejected? Look at me. Nobody’s perfect, pal, not even you."
Life is bizarre and even in the worst of times you have to laugh. Bell does this beautifully to the reader. One minute you are relaxing on chocolate beach and then suddenly you are transported to the land of Oz telling off that pesky little dog. Don't forget the bed bears! They only come at night. Never forget the bed bears dear reader.
Most, if not all of the stories intertwine with each other or with the characters from previous stories. It’s cleverly done and adds to the realism that this world is out there somewhere. I suspect that we are closer to it than we like to believe. Very close.
My favourite story from this collection is Santa’s New Rules. I love this idea of making Christmas a raw harsh reality, no more candy canes as it promotes an unhealthy lifestyle. No magic. No wonder. Nothing.
“Santa has to release all his reindeer since having them pull his sleigh is considered cruelty to animals. As they never learned to fend for themselves in the wild, they soon starve to death on the frozen tundra.”
Again, it’s a twist on something we have all loved and grown up with. To take that away is similar to that feeling you felt when you discovered that Father Christmas wasn’t real. (Theres still no proof!) and the world becomes a little more gloomy with rain clouds at every turn. I admire how Bell has taken this idea and made it his own. He doesn’t try and mask the brutal and depressing reality of the world we live in. He tells it to the reader straight and basically that this is life, we should make the most of it before it leaves rudely without a polite goodbye.
I give Life Seemed Good, But… By Richard Bell a Five out of Five paw rating.
I absolutely loved this book and can’t recommend it enough. It’s witty, amusing and darn right bizarre, but it has a charismatic charm that hooks you on each page.
Don’t forget that a portion of the proceeds from book sales is donated to Rosalind Franklin University of Medicine and Science for cancer research.
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Life. It’s a strange yet funny thing isn't it. One minute you are invincible and feel like there is nothing you can’t do, the next you’re crashing down and stumbling into a dark pit of drunken despair. You are dealt the hand you are given and unfortunately there are some things that you simply cannot change. Oh how I wish it wasn’t like that but annoyingly this is how this whole life stuff works. Sucks doesn't it? Yet do not despair dear reader for I have a book for you this week that can’t help but make you smile.
The first book of the year I have chosen to review is a collection of short quirky stories, Life Seemed Good, But.… By Richard Bell. Bell used writing as therapy when his wife got leukaemia and a portion of the proceeds from the sales of this book is donated to the Rosalind Franklin University of Medicine and Science for cancer research. A terrific cause so please be sure to grab yourself a copy if you like my review.
Pop on your aluminium foil hat dear readers and prepare to enter a world like you have never witnessed before. Popcorn at the ready? Lets go!
The best way for me to describe this book is fairy tales for grown ups. Plain and simple, adult fairy tales. Just because we are no longer children doesn’t mean we don’t deserve a good fairy tale, and these stories are perfect for that. I especially enjoyed the vampire twist on Cinderella, Cindervampire. It was a fresh take on the classic we all grew up with and made me start thinking about all the other fairy tales in a gothic style. Ironically when you actually think about it, fairy tales by authors such as the Brothers Grimm where much more dark and disturbing than the Disney versions that are told today. Bell’s tales are magical yet with a very realistic view on life. Each story tries to teach the reader something, a moral or message.
“And now, in reading this, you’ve also killed some time. What kind of monsters have we become?”
It is definitely an experience I highly recommend. I can promise you it won’t be a waste of time, or will it? Nahhh but in all seriousness it’s worth a read.
Bell’s writing style is quirky and witty which makes me giggle childishly at how strange life can be. He is ironic and a tad sarcastic but it really works well within the stories. It brings them to life and each one has it’s own personality.
“The old goat claimed she had been set up and framed and it was all a ba-a-a-ad misunderstanding.”
I love me a good use of imagery and boy was I in for a treat. His images did waltzes around my brain, leaving me feeling enchanted and wooed.
“I vividly recall that gloomy, early evening when the clouds were ominously green and swirling like the proverbial frog in a blender.”
I had never before considered that a potato could possibly have feelings and that we pretty much eat them alive. My Pet Spud really made me think and view the world in a different light. I saw Bell's image of a huge potato king roaming the lands and telling everyone off for eating his kin. It made me laugh, yet was still a terrifying story when you think about it.
“Unfortunately, Spud got his final revenge. Everyone who ate of him turned into a permanent couch potato with an overwhelming appetite for daytime talk shows.”
I found myself questioning everything around me. When I cracked an egg into the frying pan. Was that a small, faint scream I heard? Had I just murdered an egg and cooked it alive in front of its family. When I was boiling pasta on the hob, was it slowly burning to death and crying out in pain?
“Desperately he screamed, “I am Grilled Cheese Sandwich and I want to live!” while glaring at her. All she noticed was the chatter of the cafeteria.”
It’s intriguing and I admire this different way of thinking. Giving food, objects, anything a personality. It’s creative and genius when you think about it. Why shouldn’t they have a personality. The world needs more stories akin to this. They are just dying to be heard.
There are a lot of real and relatable themes that Bell works his magic on to make them laughable to numb the pain. He touches on sensitive topics in a humorous way, which helps desensitize them to the reader making them less frightening or hard to deal with.
“As a zombie I have more confidence because, what’s the worst that can happen? I get rejected? Look at me. Nobody’s perfect, pal, not even you."
Life is bizarre and even in the worst of times you have to laugh. Bell does this beautifully to the reader. One minute you are relaxing on chocolate beach and then suddenly you are transported to the land of Oz telling off that pesky little dog. Don't forget the bed bears! They only come at night. Never forget the bed bears dear reader.
Most, if not all of the stories intertwine with each other or with the characters from previous stories. It’s cleverly done and adds to the realism that this world is out there somewhere. I suspect that we are closer to it than we like to believe. Very close.
My favourite story from this collection is Santa’s New Rules. I love this idea of making Christmas a raw harsh reality, no more candy canes as it promotes an unhealthy lifestyle. No magic. No wonder. Nothing.
“Santa has to release all his reindeer since having them pull his sleigh is considered cruelty to animals. As they never learned to fend for themselves in the wild, they soon starve to death on the frozen tundra.”
Again, it’s a twist on something we have all loved and grown up with. To take that away is similar to that feeling you felt when you discovered that Father Christmas wasn’t real. (Theres still no proof!) and the world becomes a little more gloomy with rain clouds at every turn. I admire how Bell has taken this idea and made it his own. He doesn’t try and mask the brutal and depressing reality of the world we live in. He tells it to the reader straight and basically that this is life, we should make the most of it before it leaves rudely without a polite goodbye.
I give Life Seemed Good, But… By Richard Bell a Five out of Five paw rating.
I absolutely loved this book and can’t recommend it enough. It’s witty, amusing and darn right bizarre, but it has a charismatic charm that hooks you on each page.
Don’t forget that a portion of the proceeds from book sales is donated to Rosalind Franklin University of Medicine and Science for cancer research.
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May 19, 2022
These interesting, funny, quirky parodies of life are far beyond strange; they stretch our imaginations into the outrageously bizarre.
Words, places, people and things in this wonderful world of ours have many different dimensions to them. When faced with trying times, it sometimes helps to explore the many facets of our existence and sometimes humor helps as we trudge through the darkest corners of life. The author uses humor and a quirky, odd, fun perspective in order to deal with being laid off from a job shortly after his wife was diagnosed with leukemia.
These short stories, or "Modern Fables" (previously published in an Illionois magazine) began to take shape in the author's mind in 2004 and soon they were in print and recently compiled into Life Seemed Good, But....: A collection of short quirky stories. To venture into this book is a lot like traveling down the proverbial rabbit hole where potatoes, rabbits, ants, porcupines and other inanimate objects take on human qualities. These interesting, funny, and quirky parodies of life are far beyond strange; they stretch our imaginations into the outrageously bizarre realms of our existence. It's a place where the author unapologetically takes us and where we, the reader, will eagerly go to. It's also a fun reading adventure where wisdom lives, and where hard lives can be made a little softer and bearable. In addition, a portion of the proceeds of the book sales are donated to cancer and Alzheimer's research.
To use some of the parody that the author delivers, I guess I'm an idiot for not realizing that potatoes are people too. Spud, I'm so sorry you had to go through all that you went through and because of you, and the empathetic person that I am, I will never eat another potato again. I may even go into riot mode when I see Pringles cans stacked up on my local grocery store shelves. For you. And for my doctor since he wants me to cut down on my carbs.
I counted my chuckles, as I read through these wonderful short stories, and the number came in at over 110. It was a fun read, which is best done at six to ten stories a day and even though my head was spinning with all of the craziness that the characters brought to the tales, it felt like a really great amusement ride- which I looked forward to getting off of, and then back onto again.
There are lessons to be learned in this book and it's a pleasure to know that the author benefited so much from the writing process.
I loved it!
Words, places, people and things in this wonderful world of ours have many different dimensions to them. When faced with trying times, it sometimes helps to explore the many facets of our existence and sometimes humor helps as we trudge through the darkest corners of life. The author uses humor and a quirky, odd, fun perspective in order to deal with being laid off from a job shortly after his wife was diagnosed with leukemia.
These short stories, or "Modern Fables" (previously published in an Illionois magazine) began to take shape in the author's mind in 2004 and soon they were in print and recently compiled into Life Seemed Good, But....: A collection of short quirky stories. To venture into this book is a lot like traveling down the proverbial rabbit hole where potatoes, rabbits, ants, porcupines and other inanimate objects take on human qualities. These interesting, funny, and quirky parodies of life are far beyond strange; they stretch our imaginations into the outrageously bizarre realms of our existence. It's a place where the author unapologetically takes us and where we, the reader, will eagerly go to. It's also a fun reading adventure where wisdom lives, and where hard lives can be made a little softer and bearable. In addition, a portion of the proceeds of the book sales are donated to cancer and Alzheimer's research.
To use some of the parody that the author delivers, I guess I'm an idiot for not realizing that potatoes are people too. Spud, I'm so sorry you had to go through all that you went through and because of you, and the empathetic person that I am, I will never eat another potato again. I may even go into riot mode when I see Pringles cans stacked up on my local grocery store shelves. For you. And for my doctor since he wants me to cut down on my carbs.
I counted my chuckles, as I read through these wonderful short stories, and the number came in at over 110. It was a fun read, which is best done at six to ten stories a day and even though my head was spinning with all of the craziness that the characters brought to the tales, it felt like a really great amusement ride- which I looked forward to getting off of, and then back onto again.
There are lessons to be learned in this book and it's a pleasure to know that the author benefited so much from the writing process.
I loved it!
November 10, 2020
I was kindly gifted an e-book copy of this book by the author in exchange for a review.
'Life Seemed Good, But…' is a book of imaginative short stories written in the style of fairy tales. The stories are bizarre, silly and full of dark, fantasy humour. As the title suggests, most of the stories end badly for one or more of the characters. This sets them apart from the typical ‘happy ever after’ fairy tale.
The stories are all really short, averaging at about 2 pages long. This makes it easy to pick up and read a couple of stories when you have a spare few minutes or are waiting around. Some of the stories twist and turn in a surprising way and don’t end as you would expect. This makes them very humorous, especially the ones that have a totally random, unexpected ending!
The author recommends reading the stories in order because there are recurring themes that come back in later stories. I did this and I was surprised by just how many recurring themes kept popping up. This created unity between the stories and a feeling that they were all happening within the same world, even though the individual stories differed a lot.
'Life Seemed Good, But...' is unlike any book I have ever read before, and Richard Bell certainly has a wild imagination. I like to widen my horizons and read books in genres I don’t normally read, so I found this book to be a refreshing change and I enjoyed it. I would recommend this book to anyone who wants a humorous, quirky read that they can pick up anytime.
'Life Seemed Good, But…' is a book of imaginative short stories written in the style of fairy tales. The stories are bizarre, silly and full of dark, fantasy humour. As the title suggests, most of the stories end badly for one or more of the characters. This sets them apart from the typical ‘happy ever after’ fairy tale.
The stories are all really short, averaging at about 2 pages long. This makes it easy to pick up and read a couple of stories when you have a spare few minutes or are waiting around. Some of the stories twist and turn in a surprising way and don’t end as you would expect. This makes them very humorous, especially the ones that have a totally random, unexpected ending!
The author recommends reading the stories in order because there are recurring themes that come back in later stories. I did this and I was surprised by just how many recurring themes kept popping up. This created unity between the stories and a feeling that they were all happening within the same world, even though the individual stories differed a lot.
'Life Seemed Good, But...' is unlike any book I have ever read before, and Richard Bell certainly has a wild imagination. I like to widen my horizons and read books in genres I don’t normally read, so I found this book to be a refreshing change and I enjoyed it. I would recommend this book to anyone who wants a humorous, quirky read that they can pick up anytime.
April 12, 2021
I enjoyed this collection of short stories. It was amazing how the author could transport the reader to all of these quirky but wonderful places. Hearing snippets of each story and learning a little about the characters was exciting. Some of them I wish were longer and made into longer story. I also found it interesting how the author mentioned something that was mentioned in another story which gave me the idea that some of these stories co-exist. Reoccurring characters made the collection of short stories feel like a continuation of their story. In particular, the reappearance of Otus the owl.
Some of my favourite titles were Grilled Cheese, Killing Some Time and In The Movies. I enjoyed reading them all but these were the ones that stuck out to me. In the Movies would make for an interesting book, it is about someone who create a device which allows them to enter movies and meet the characters. I loved the idea of meeting my favourite characters from the movies.
Having the Epilogue at the end telling the reader more about the characters after their stories was a nice touch. It was nice to hear an overall chapter rounding the characters up. Also, the glossary was good addition to the book. The book was written in such a lovely way, the stories flowed together. These short stories were quick to read so could be read over some time to extend the adventure.
Some of my favourite titles were Grilled Cheese, Killing Some Time and In The Movies. I enjoyed reading them all but these were the ones that stuck out to me. In the Movies would make for an interesting book, it is about someone who create a device which allows them to enter movies and meet the characters. I loved the idea of meeting my favourite characters from the movies.
Having the Epilogue at the end telling the reader more about the characters after their stories was a nice touch. It was nice to hear an overall chapter rounding the characters up. Also, the glossary was good addition to the book. The book was written in such a lovely way, the stories flowed together. These short stories were quick to read so could be read over some time to extend the adventure.
January 10, 2018
(Honest review in exchange for book)
I’ve been thinking a lot about how to describe Life Seemed Good, But… It is a collection of short stories, true, but they all connect in unexpected ways. Some stories are funny, some make you think, and others are really out there.
I think what I’ve settled on is that it’s kind of like a modern version of Grimm’s Fairy Tales. There is a lot to explore and unpack within these stories, but not all will be up to the task. I think knowing about the background of the author and what he was going through when writing this helps to shed some light on the bittersweet and random nature of each tale. However that doesn’t change the fact that you will definitely walk away from some not knowing what to think.
Part of that is due to the fact that there are over ninety of them. And each one is such a mixed bag and so short that I never really knew what to expect when I sat down to read a few. I found myself getting burnt out on it rather quickly and, about half way through, decided to just finish it and get through it.
Let me be clear, that was a very bad decision! This really is a book that you should take your time with to really appreciate. Again, this book is definitely not for everyone (I might not be one of those either) but it is an interesting read and I don’t regret getting to read it!
I’ve been thinking a lot about how to describe Life Seemed Good, But… It is a collection of short stories, true, but they all connect in unexpected ways. Some stories are funny, some make you think, and others are really out there.
I think what I’ve settled on is that it’s kind of like a modern version of Grimm’s Fairy Tales. There is a lot to explore and unpack within these stories, but not all will be up to the task. I think knowing about the background of the author and what he was going through when writing this helps to shed some light on the bittersweet and random nature of each tale. However that doesn’t change the fact that you will definitely walk away from some not knowing what to think.
Part of that is due to the fact that there are over ninety of them. And each one is such a mixed bag and so short that I never really knew what to expect when I sat down to read a few. I found myself getting burnt out on it rather quickly and, about half way through, decided to just finish it and get through it.
Let me be clear, that was a very bad decision! This really is a book that you should take your time with to really appreciate. Again, this book is definitely not for everyone (I might not be one of those either) but it is an interesting read and I don’t regret getting to read it!
January 4, 2018
It's hard to know where to begin discussing a book like this. It is demented but wise, and if that seems like a contradiction, so be it. Throw all ideas you may have about what is normal out the window. My impression of Richard Bell is that he is a postmodern Aesop for reality gone mad, with sprinklings of David Lynch, Monty Python, Kurt Vonnegut and, if I may go so far, a wee tinge of Carlton Mellick III. The cover says it is "a collection of quirky short stories." That is like calling the Great Wall of China a garden gate. Really, these stories take the concept of "quirky" to a whole new dimension. These stories are original (understatement), weird, hilarious, mind-blowing...you get the idea. Enter the Mystee Forest and see what wonders you will encounter...
April 13, 2018
Life Seemed Good...is a collection of short stories that are sometimes connected to each other while sometimes are not.
Though the one common thing among them all is that they're all really humorous, sometimes sarcastic, but overall really funny.
The stories give life to inanimate objects and make them do things that are hilarious, weird and thought provoking. Though I loved almost all of the stories, The Amoeba, The Wizard and Naked Christmas were my favourites. The Spud was pretty funny too, until it got serious.
The best thing about these stories was that every one of them had some hidden meaning, and though I couldn't uncover all of them, it was sure a fun ride!
All in all, Life Seemed Good...But...was full of sarcasm, wit an reading it was a whole lot of fun!
Though the one common thing among them all is that they're all really humorous, sometimes sarcastic, but overall really funny.
The stories give life to inanimate objects and make them do things that are hilarious, weird and thought provoking. Though I loved almost all of the stories, The Amoeba, The Wizard and Naked Christmas were my favourites. The Spud was pretty funny too, until it got serious.
The best thing about these stories was that every one of them had some hidden meaning, and though I couldn't uncover all of them, it was sure a fun ride!
All in all, Life Seemed Good...But...was full of sarcasm, wit an reading it was a whole lot of fun!
January 21, 2021
Life Seemed Good, But is absolutely brilliant. It'll make you laugh out loud (literally). This book is quirky, and can bring a smile to anyone's face (unless you hate humor). Some stories are a bit odder than others, but if one doesn't strike your fancy there are plenty more to choose from. They range in size from less than a page to a few, and whether you want to read this cover to cover in one sitting (like I did), or read in pieces, is entirely up to you. Especially right now, when the world seems a little dark, I think everyone could use some light and laughter in their lives. This book brings that.
December 25, 2018
There are many ways to describe the stories in this book; funny, quirky, strange, odd, bizarre and it takes you through so many emotions; sadness, loneliness, hope, puzzlement and happiness. I really enjoyed it and I think Timmy the metaphorical porcupine will stay with me for quite some time. Thank you Richard for sharing it with me.
November 1, 2018
I purchased this book from the author. This book has almost a hundred short humors and quirky stories that will leave you saying "Oh no" "What!". The humor of this author definitely comes across the pages and you will enjoy each and everyone.
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July 20, 2019I thoroughly enjoyed this book. The stories were original, witty, and extremely funny. Most of them, at least. Some were too dark humor for my liking, but all in all, reading it was an amazing experience. In particular, I liked how Richard created an assortment of interesting characters that popped up in multiple stories, and I liked the Epilogue that tied up all the loose ends. Highly recommended.
June 12, 2020
I love this collection of short stories! It is extremely creative and fun. I really enjoyed it!
April 20, 2026
Hi, this book has been revised a little and is looking for more reviews. From the past reviews, you can see how unique and interesting it is. Some of my proceeds benefit cancer research.
It is a combination of humor, surrealism, gallows humor, anti-humor, and contains a wealth of hidden trivia and lots of unexpected connections between the stories, though not apparent at first. Contains lots of alliteration and wordplay. Each story is about two pages long. Author started writing as therapy back in 2004 when the wife contracted leukemia about the time they were laid off from their jobs at the same company. She survived. Book is on Amazon and lots of other sites. Make sure you get the 2026 ebook version. It will be on the copyright page. the paperback, they still have the old version.
It is a combination of humor, surrealism, gallows humor, anti-humor, and contains a wealth of hidden trivia and lots of unexpected connections between the stories, though not apparent at first. Contains lots of alliteration and wordplay. Each story is about two pages long. Author started writing as therapy back in 2004 when the wife contracted leukemia about the time they were laid off from their jobs at the same company. She survived. Book is on Amazon and lots of other sites. Make sure you get the 2026 ebook version. It will be on the copyright page. the paperback, they still have the old version.
September 15, 2018
This collection of short stories is exactly as advertised. Short stories with a mix of sad and humorous aspects. Most, if not all, could be called “Flash Fiction,” which is generally defined as short stories under 1,000 words long. Quirky (as described in the subtitle) is another excellent word to describe these stories. The only downside I found is that with such short stories, touching on many similar things, can feel too repetitive. Short reading sessions, reading just a few stories at a time, will prevent that.
**Originally written for "Books and Pals" book blog. May have received a free review copy. **
**Originally written for "Books and Pals" book blog. May have received a free review copy. **
November 25, 2018
This was entertaining.
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