I don't generally write reviews - especially negative reviews - but this book, which has one of the most innovative and unique conceits I've ever come across, should have been so much more than it was.
The concept? Earth has had some drastic shift in its gravitational force, so matter is pulled sideways, turning the earth into a giant, unending cliff face.
It is so bizarre and brilliant and evocative - clutching on to the wall of the earth, trying not to plummet into a neverending abyss - I gave this book two stars, even though it might have been one of the most poorly executed books I've ever read.
The first third of this book is about a boy prince in a small village. It is all about how he is abused by his family. The author goes into a lot of detail about his physical, emotional, and verbal abuse.
Then he falls off the wall. He blacks out and wakes in a hospital in a somewhat different land - a land somewhat richer, wider, and more bellicose than his own.
This next third of the book is him struggling with physical rehabilitation, struggling to learn a foreign language, and being conscripted into an army and learning to be a kite soldier. But really, this section of the book is more graphic details about how he's physically, emotionally, and verbally abused - this time by the military.
Then he goes to war - which he has very little to do with - and his side loses, so he's sold into slavery, where he has to learn a new language (in detail), and spends most of his time behind physically, emotionally, and verbally abused - by his owner. This is maybe 2/3 of the final third of the book.
The final 1/3 of the final third of the book is like a different book completely.
Suddenly, a "wizard" shows up in a metal hot air balloon. He's apparently one of many (male) siblings created in a lab from the sperm of a single man and the eggs of a single woman who lived hundreds of years ago before gravity got messed up. They apparently never die. He apparently visited the prince's village when the prince was a baby and put machines in his head so that he could end up being/creating a machine to fix gravity?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Don't worry, he was physically, emotionally, and verbally abused by the "wizard."
He was also given a long-winded physics lecture about how the world-building functions irl. Seriously. He has no idea what's going on for something like 20 pages, and has to fake it so that the author can prove some physics flex and redeem his credentials as a hard science fiction author, even though this story has been a fantasy the whole time.
Did I mention that this "wizard" is at war with all his siblings, who, by the way, are all "lovers" of each other? Yep.
Well, he gets away. Then he decides to walk home... so the final 30 pages or so are him trying to walk home, even though he has no idea where home is, other than West and Up. Every 2 paragraphs or so are him in a different city, all of which are just like the others, getting drunk or doing nothing at all. The last 30 pages are the worst part of any book I've maybe ever read.
Oh, and he buys a slave, and then complains at least 5 times in the 10 pages she's in that he's really mad and confused as to why she cries all the time. He ends up deciding that she's too ugly to fuck (rape).
He's eleven.
In the last five pages he stumbles upon a boy he was a soldier with, and he has to rescue him from slavery, so he tried to buy him from his master, who won't sell him. He yells at the master enough than the man has a heart attack and dies.
They leave, though they have to dodge an assassin that the old man's heir sends after them. That's a *whole* paragraph. Not rushing here, or stuffing in unnecessary detail, let me assure you.
In the end, he's making his insipidly slow progress home when the wizard shows up again and tells him how much he's missed him.
End of book.
Yep.
That was the end.
****
Constantly in this book I forgot that gravity worked the way it did, because aside from the fact that he fell once and all the kite flying, it didn't play much of a role in the story. They kept goats - presumably because they do well on cliffs though that is never confirmed - but otherwise, it could have been anywhere. Sure they mentioned narrow "shelves" constantly, but that almost never constrained the narrative.
There were no rock climbers, no real mention of climbing traders (aside from people controlling ladders and charging tariffs), no real secondary culture, even though it was supposed to be hundreds of years after the gravity shift, which was itself supposed to be hundreds of years from now.
So many lost opportunities.
I'd never in a million years recommend that you read this book.
And yet, I have to give it two stars just for the crazy, unique conceit that made me pick up the book in the first place, and constantly forced me to not dnf it (even and especially in the last 30 pages), just in case it ended up living up to its potential.
It didn't.
This is probably the worst book I've read in years. But it is fun to describe for you.
Ultimately, that's why I had to review it. Just to redeem the time I spent reading it.