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240 pages, Paperback
First published March 23, 2007
"How to compost manure and dead animais, instead of burning or burying them, should be in the training manual for every person dealing with infectious diseases. Composting not only kills most bacteria and viruses but also generates useful fertilizer."
The adults live on warm-blooded animals and eggs are laid on the animals, but many of them fall off into rugs and carpets, where, like jelly beans and chocolate eggs left unfound under the sofa cushion on Easter morning, they will hatch in two to twelve days (the median of which is seven).
The yellowish-white, bristling worms—teenagers of the insect world—feed on adult flea feces (full of dried blood) hiding out in the carpets and pet-resting places where they were dropped off. They are graced with anal struts, the flea version of tight jeans. Whereas people use their struts to unhinge each other’s psyches, the flea larval struts are hooks used to propel them in search of the ultimate hamburger (fecal blood casts from the adults) to stuff into their chewing mouthparts. They feed, grow, and molt three times, a process that can take anywhere from nine (three times three, under perfect conditions) to two hundred (or maybe two hundred and forty-three, which is a multiple of three) days. After the third molt, the larva spins a small cocoon, within which, like a most excellent pupil of the natural order, it pupates from seven days (under perfect conditions) to one year (usually two to four weeks, the median of which is three), after which the now-mature adult flea breaks out, seeking a host on which to feed.