Stupid, boring, & insipid -- the worst kind of HQN.
To be fair, I didn't mind Conrad (the hero) except for his only-in-HQN-is-this-logical plan to blackmail Vicky (the heroine) into marriage -- not because he did, but because there was no point to it. He could've used the dippy criminal brother's antics as an excuse to interact with Vicky in a normal way. But nope. Instead they know each other for 36 hours before he hauls her away to his farm. Supposedly this is to show how besotted he is, but I don't buy into that...
Because Vicky is a fucking MORON. She's 26 years old, but speaks & interacts like a teenager who's never even talked to a male outside her family. She blushes on EVERY PAGE, & not even at lewdness or swearing -- she blushes when he says good morning or holds the door, ffs. (Of course her absurd naïveté is 'so refreshing' to Conrad, because modern women don't blush anymore. Wtf.) She wrings her hands, stammers, & won't look anyone in the eye when speaking. Even worse, the author obsesses over how 'small & fair' she is compared to Conrad's massive masculinity. And hey, speaking as a tall brunette, I agree that it's nice to feel feminine beside a manly-male type, but does it have to be such a blatant Tiny Doll of Womanhood(tm) fetish?
Combine that with Vicky's remarks about 'the Coloureds' who work on his farm...o.O This is 1970s South Africa, y'all -- is it blatantly racist or just a product of its time? Either way, it's cringey. And the OW has no oomph (or even pagetime), so there's nothing to fill the pages outside of Vicky's blushing & hand-wringing.
Overall: really blah & dated. The Michael Palin cover is the best part.
PRE-READING REVIEW:
Is it just me, or does that guy look like Michael Palin? Whatever. Henceforth, this shall be known as the Michael Palin Romance.