There's a Fly On My Toast!

by Justin Matott, John Woods, Matott & Friends

There's a Fly on My Toast! is the long awaited collaboration from the team that brought forth the award-winning and beloved Ol' Lady Grizelda!

For breakfast or dinner or even for lunch!
I'll eat them forever,
munch them by the bunch!
I like it when they're double!
I like some extra cheese!
Cheeseburgers are awesome!
I'll have two, pretty please!

Cheeseburgers are just one of the subjects Matott writes about in this delightful book. From dogs and cats, annoying siblings, wrinkled elbows, and underwear, to many other subjects, you will surely be entertained and will nod with recognition from your own experiences as you read.

There's A Fly On My Toast is coming out with four different colored covers, including white, blue, orange and green.

Genres: Poetry

Audio CD

First published November 15, 2002

About the author

Justin Matott was inducted into the Colorado Authors Hall of Fame in September 2021. His books and presentations have been entertaining the young and old since 1996.

He is best known for his "OUTRAGEOUS, EDUCATIONAL and HILARIOUS" assemblies, where he tells the stories behind the stories bound in his books, followed up by "absolutely fun and educational creative writing seminars!"

If you would like a signed, personalized copy, along with some good savings, please go to justin@justinmatott.com and order. If you buy three, simply email Matott at randomwrtr@aol.com to let him know to whom the books will go to and to request a free fourth book to be included for free.

Matott was in the corporate world when he wrote his first published adult book (though his fourth try at publishing). Random House picked him up and he has been writing full time and doing public speaking events ever since. Justin has been a storyteller all his life. In his books he blends real life events with imagination, believing there are stories all about us, just waiting to be written down.

A best selling, award-winning author of books for children and adults, Matott finds much of his inspiration while in schools, listening to the "AMAZING IMAGINATIONS" of kids and from his own sons and family. Matott spends days writing with his Rhodesian Ridgeback girl Butters. Matott enjoys many sports, hobbies and interests besides his first love of writing. The likelihood of an inspiration will come from weekly ski trips and jogging with his pup. There is just something about the rhythm of activity that inspires humor and creativity.

Reviews

[the BATMAN · Rating 2 out of 5]

This is a book with many poems. I didn't like it because the poems were stupid.this is actually from the book:"roses are red, violets are blue, this books black and white, so that'll have to do." ugh. 2 stars