Good luck making it through the first chapter: like a standup routine, every line is a one-liner and the effect is, like most standup routines, tedious. Things improve somewhat when O’Donnell actually begins the story. For better or worse, it’s the story, narrated from first-person perspective, of Blue, a largely failed writer of songs and Broadway musicals in New York (his greatest hit having been a product of his preadolescence) who falls in love. Yay. The reader will recognize almost instantly that Homer, the love object, is a compulsive liar, and shortly after that a manipulative and insecure one besides; our narrator, in the throes of his first puppy love “with benefits,” is clueless to the point of provoking more than a little irritation in the reader. You know it’s bad when, after being dumped but before realizing he’s been dumped, Blue proposes to Homer a second weekend on Fire Island, unaware of how poor an impression he’d made on the A-list gay prisses – and Homer – the first time around. But kudos to O’Donnell for the most accurate description of the Fire Island milieu since the fantasy sequence in the film *Parting Glances.* And yes, people as clueless as Blue do exist, as do people like Homer – but this doesn’t make reading about them a pleasant experience, especially when Blue keeps hurling those one-liners. It’s like the act of a class clown being funny so that the bullies will be too busy laughing to beat him up: amusing without the context but oh so pathetic with it.
Finally it occurs to Blue that he needs a change of scenery, so he makes visits to the family as a sort of getting back in touch with his roots. At this point – if not, granted, a hundred or so pages earlier – one begins to wonder (how often this happens in gay fiction!) whether one is reading a novel or autobiography with the names changed. We should already be aware, or at least cautioned, that, like Blue, O’Donnell was, in real life, the gay half of a pair of identical twins from a large Irish Catholic family in Cleveland who moved to New York to write for Broadway. And, like Brian Bouldrey (in his *Genius of Desire*), O’Donnell faces the problem of throwing large fistfuls of characters at the reader (who will be asking: Is it worth the trouble of remembering or even noting all of them and their objective correlatives?) by ignoring the problem altogether. (At least O’Donnell is careful to give each of them an objective correlative; Bouldrey hardly bothers.) Indeed, this episode contributes little if anything to an understanding of Blue as a personality, and the reader is more relieved by Blue’s return to New York than Blue himself is. – Now surely large Irish Catholic families deserve their place in the sun and the Fiction section of the library, but if a reader is supposed to keep track of the family members, then the family should either be given primary focus or the narrative expanded considerably. Thus it turns out that *Cheaper by the Dozen* – a serviceable read if hardly great literature – is a much more successful narrative than either of the novels in question here.
Readers who have made it this far will be rewarded with some set pieces that are handled with an admirably light touch: one with Blue’s sister-in-law-to-be, and two deathbed scenes (friends with AIDS; this is the 1980s, after all). During the second of these, the dying friend remarks that “experience is the ability to recognize a mistake—when you make it again!” . . . which well could be the epigraph, or at least the epitaph, of the novel, because by this point Blue has fallen into a second romance easily recognizable as doomed from the get-go. When the curtain goes down on the novel – which predictably enough ends with a torch song – we find a Blue who has either grown wiser or has eaten his sour grapes with a certain grace. One hardly knows which.
No doubt due to his other work and his New York connections, O’Donnell gets the elite treatment from Knopf, all the way down to the colophon page explaining the typeface chosen for the book. But really, it’s just reading for the beach. Well, maybe not on Fire Island. Three stars, although 2 ½ would be a bit more appropriate.