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32 pages, Hardcover
First published February 1, 1939
Rudolph the Red-Faced Horndog
Had a very tiny wang.
And if you ever saw it
You would barely see it hang.
All of the other Trump aides
Knew he was a drunken sham.
They knew that not-poor Rudolph
Gained from every Russian scam.
Then one fine Election Eve, Borat came to say,
“Rudolph with your wang so small,
You’re the biggest dick of all!”
Then all the Trump aides ditched him,
And they shouted out with glee,
“Rudolph, the Red-Faced Horndog,
You’ll go down in infamy!”




