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400 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1990
Was I making a pass at Elinor?” he said, “Did I do that?"
“Of course you didn’t,” she said, “You were only fooling that’s all. She thought you were awfully amusing. She was having a marvellous time. She only got a little tiny bit annoyed just once, when you poured the clam-juice down her back.”. - - -
“Amongst his Merrie Men were Will Scarlet (The Scarlet Pimpernel), Black Beauty, White Melville, Little Red Riding Hood (probably an out-daughter of his) and the famous Friar Puck who used to sit in a cowslip and suck bees, thus becoming so fat that he declared he could put his girdle round the Earth.
Henry Duplis was by birth a native of the Grand Duchy of Luxemburg. On maturer reflection, he became a commercial traveller.
Waldo is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Adultery: democracy applied to love