2.5 Stars!
“Drummond did not look like one of the most successful and credible pop stars on the planet. He was forty-one years old with an Everyman haircut and the sort of thoughtful, respectable demeanour you might associate with a secondary school teacher.”
Even decades on The KLF and in particular Bill Drummond, still remain controversial and divisive figures within certain music and media circles, for what was a series of upsetting and unconventional acts dating back to the 80s. Some of the more notable scenes, include a rave in Chipping Norton in 1989, where the pair climbed a lighting gantry and emptied out a bin bag containing £1,000 in Scottish one-pound notes (their appearance fee) over the dancing crowd below them. Matters escalated at the beginning of 1992, when they opened up the Brit Awards, accompanied by death metal act Extreme Noise Terror, they later fired machine guns blanks into a live studio audience and then topped it off by dumping a dead sheep outside the hotel of the after show party.
In 1992 they left the music business and then deleted their entire back catalogue in the UK. They set up the K Foundation, an arts foundation, which created an award for the “Worst Artist of the Year” which strangely enough awarded the artist double the amount (£40,000 compared to £20,000) offered by the Turner Prize, which it was set up to challenge. Rachel Whiteread (who also won the Turner that same year) reluctantly accepted the cash after being told it would otherwise be incinerated, and kindly donated it to charity. Then there was the 23 year contract they made, sprayed on an old Nissan Bluebird, which was then pushed off a cliff into the sea at Cape Wrath, in the far north of Scotland.
So overall it’s easy to see how such a band would provoke all sorts of media hysteria in the first half of the 90s in the UK. There rarely seemed to be a dull moment and there was always another dark and twisted trick up the sleeve. They may have been insufferable, but they were fresh, bold and totally unpredictable. They were a band who had the courage of their convictions and never shied away from subversion and rarely chose the easy route to anywhere.
In spite of the deliberately misleading title, this isn’t actually a biography of the band, as the author freely and repeatedly mentions, though we do come back to the band now and then with tenuous connections to the many other themes and issues discussed. To be honest this book is a bit of a mess, and seems to go all over the place, and yet sometimes this can be a good thing as we stumble upon some randomly interesting trivia or culture which the author throws in. This is a book that keeps you on your toes, it seems to veer between being genuinely absorbing to utter drivel. Also repeatedly telling us how pleased he is with his own writing and how great he thinks certain lines and paragraphs are isn’t a good look.
Aside from the controversy which will forever surround them, it’s also easy to lose sight of the fact that the KLF were responsible for some great music and were also actually immensely successful at what they did – they were the biggest selling singles act in the world in 1991 - after all, how else could they manage to afford to burn £1 million in cash on a remote Scottish island?...
I’m personally a fan of the KLF and of Bill Drummond in particular, I've enjoyed the man’s written and recorded work including when he was co-founder of cult, Liverpool independent label Zoo Records, who put out some notable tunes in the late 70s and early 80s from the likes of The Teardrop Explodes and Echo & The Bunnymen.
But this also explores other areas tenuously linked to or somewhat influential on the band the likes of Operation Mindfuck (something Adam Curtis has touched upon in his documentaries and interviews), Discordianism, the cultish and yet highly influential book series “Illumantus!”, Alan Moore and magic, Jung’s synchronicity, rabbit ears and Dr Who.
So in the end should we view the whole palaver as a band who made some really good music under various names?...Dadaism meets anarchic Situationists?...Or was it merely just, “a pair of attention seeking arseholes.” indulging in a series of convoluted pranks and scams?...
I suppose Higgs is fairly entertaining, his many footnotes allow his voice and opinions to flood through this, which is both a curse and a blessing, at times he comes across as a needy, egotistical, overbearing twat, but again this does deliver some curious and obscure stuff, which keeps this lively, interesting and unpredictable – not exactly what you might be looking for in a (not quite) band biography – but something a bit different.
I’ll finish with a quote from the author talking about his own book again,
“This book does so many things shamelessly wrong that you almost have to admire it.”