While reviewing this I had a hard time between choosing a one star or a two star. It wasn't the worst thing I read but that still doesn't mean it was good. To clarify, let me go into more detail on what I'm talking about.
Instead of an interesting plot with good characters and a threatening villain, we get a few subplots and noninteresting characters with an okayish setting trying to combine fantasy with science and also having a villain who is more of a joke than actually terrifying and threatening.
Look, I tried to enjoy it. I really did. But there is so much filler and a lot of nonimportant elements in the book that I found the middle just incredibly boring. Which is a shame because the story sounded interesting.
On the outside, the plot is pretty simple.
Apparently the Crown Prince of the Faerie Realm named Pyrgus is a target for the Faeries of the Night who want to overthrow the kingdom. So to go into hiding, he enters a portal in order to stay out of harms way. The only problem is that the portal sent him somewhere else and he enters the human world by accident. He befriends a human named Henry and Henry attempts to help Pyrgus return to his world. And the rest of the story is the characters try to figure out who the villain is before the kingdom is attacked. You got faeries, demons, magic, science, different realms, all the stuff you’d expect from a fantasy book. So, what’s the problem?
Oh I’ll tell you what the problems with the book are.
One is the plot, or lack thereof. Instead of one solid flowing story, we get a few subplots trying to cram in all this drama with all these different characters. One example is the drama with Henry and his family. In the beginning of the story, Henry finds out that his mother is having an affair with his father’s secretary Anaïs
Let’s pause right here for a second. There are some signs in the beginning of the book that his parents are having some problems and Henry is catching on slower than the audience is.
Hint # 1) His parents have slept in separate bedrooms last night. His mother in their bedroom and his father in the guest room. We know this due to the fact that they both woke up from different rooms.
Hint # 2) When his father enters the kitchen and his parents have a bit of small talk tension builds up in the room and there is no pleasant feeling at all.
Hint # 3) When Henry and his father leave the house, his parents don’t exchange a goodbye kiss. Again, we know this due to the fact that the main character makes a note that a kiss is what his parents normally do in the mornings.
When one sees these signs, one might think that the parents aren’t getting along and there is a possibility that one spouse is having an affair. So when Henry notices it and doesn’t brush it off, the first thing that pops into his head is the thing that most people think of when they see these signs. The father is having an affair, probably with his secretary, and his mother is upset and wouldn’t let him in the room.
But, as it turns out, that isn’t the case. In fact, the mother is the one having the affair with his father’s secretary. Henry’s mother is “experimenting” and having an affair with another woman. Of course, Henry has problems with it (which is to be expected). While no one else sees the big deal about it.
I’m boggled and outraged at the way it’s handled. The dad moves out of the house (technically speaking, he got kicked out) even though the mom had the affair. Not only that, but the friend he talks to sees it as no big deal.
Charlie shrugs it off and says that she loves her stepfather because her father is a bad person. But that doesn't apply to Henry's dad so that was a bad example. Then his sister, who being dead or alive wouldn’t make a difference in the book, says that women like to experiment but he’s a boy so he wouldn’t understand.
What? Are you telling me that guys don’t like to experiment with their sexuality? And when he asks her if their father will forgive her you know what she says?
“What’s he got to forgive? It’s not like it’s another man.”
Are you kidding me? An affair’s an affair. Doesn’t matter who it’s with! I’ll bet you anything that if it was the dad having an affair with someone of the same sex, they wouldn’t throw that “he’s just experimenting” deal. Why? Cuz he’s a man. Or scratch that. If their father was having an affair period. With a man, woman, doesn’t matter. He would get a lot of heat for it and the poor mother would just be pitied on and everyone would be heartbroken for her.
As you can see, most of the book follows Henry around and we see a bunch of useless drama that just makes everyone seems like nothing but jerks in Henry’s eyes.
By the way, why is there a lot of focus on Henry? Shouldn’t it more logically focus on Mr. Fogarty? He’s the one who helps build the portal for Pyrgus. Why isn’t the story more about him? He’s way more interesting than Henry is. He has a history that seems worth looking at. He was a BANK ROBBER for Pete’s sake! That sounds awesome!
But enough of that, it's time for me to move on dammit!
The plot is all over the place. It’s really just subplots. Each character is trying to tell their story with the space that they have. We get Henry’s drama at home, Pyrgus trying to return to his world, Brimstone trying to make a deal with the demon prince Beleth, the Purple Emperor looking for answers to his son’s disappearance, and other side characters trying to play their role into it.
I already mentioned this but the middle of the book is incredibly boring. We have Henry and his family drama that doesn’t even matter. We also have the Purple Emperor and Princess Holly Blue is trying to figure out where Pyrgus is. We have the characters trying to figure out what the villain are up to but that's just a waste of time because we already have chapters about the villains that tell us what they're doing.
The villains are really terrible and just disappear for about two thirds of the book until the ending. Then they are either killed or thrown in prison. Towards the ending one of the main characters turns out to be the bad guy and then the villain, for some reason, decides to reveal everything to Pyrgus while he’s a hostage. And, of course, Pyrgus escapes with Holly Blue and Henry’s help which kills the demons and sends the bad guys to prison. As you can tell these villains are just stupid.
The other characters are not really all that interesting. The only ones I liked are the immediate royal family and Mr. Fogarty. Pyrgus is an animal lover and likes to live humbly instead of the comfort he could have as a Faerie Prince. The Purple Emperor is really likable as well. He understands the concerns that his son has about the Faeries of the Night but he also looks at the situations in a political sense, which is what a ruler should do.
But my favorite character of the book is Holly Blue. Holly Blue is badass princess. She doesn’t sit around and act like a stereotypical princess. She has a position of power, some responsibilities in the palace and actually uses her resources to get things done. The stepson Prince Comma is really boring, he shows up once, disappears for the rest of the book until the Purple Emperor’s death and when he comes back the book keeps mentioning that he looks guilty and uneasy. The book just couldn't be a bit more subtle.
I don’t remember the other characters and the middle is dull. It wouldn't be boring if we were told the story from only the perspective of the heroes and none from the villains. If the book had no perspective of the villain than I wouldn’t be impatient with the main characters trying to figure out what I already know. Or keep unnecessary parts out and just focused on the buildup of the climax. That would have been better.
So I liked a couple of characters but that was just about it. Sadly, they aren’t enough to save the book as a whole. This was just one giant mess that gave me a headache.