Second Errata

by Chris Braak

Featuring! "The Hangman's Daughter" (first published in Black Gate Magazine, and on Tangent Online's Recommended Reading List for 2010); "Elijah Beckett's Job", a short story about the protagonist of the wildly-successful The Translated Man; and "Cresy and Sharpsie", a short story NEVER SEEN OR HEARD FROM BEFORE (except in The Translated Man and Other Stories, haha).ALSO FEATURING! "My Heinleins Crumble to Dust in My Hands", "We Are Shepherds," and "The Locked Eye" -- which, as a stage play, won second place in the Vagabond Theater Troupe's one act play festival...BUT IT SHOULD HAVE WON FIRST PLACE!

134 pages, Kindle Edition

First published April 1, 2011

About the author

RAAARRGGGH! I AM A MIGHTY NOVELIST AND ALSO DINOSAUR!

Hello. Welcome to the biography of Chris Braak, famous playwright and book-writing-guy. You may have heard the rumors that I am actually a velociraptor in disguise, wearing a suit that I made from the skins of my human victims, but that's obviously absurd! I mean, how, if I were such a thing, could I ever type? I'd need some kind of mechanical apparatus that fit over my saurian talons that I was able to use to manipulate an ordinary keyboard. I'd call it a talonic-mechano-typewriting engine, IF SUCH A THING EXISTED. Which it doesn't.

Anyway, read some of my books, or risk being devoured.

Also, I'm just adding anyone as a friend if we have more than 30 books in common. If there's a better criterion for friendship, I can't think of what it might be.