HARD SPELL Ain't No 'Hard Sell'
“My name is Markowski. I carry a badge.” And so it begins, the continuing saga of Scranton PD’s Occult Crimes Unit lead detective, Stan Markowski, as detailed by author Justin Gustainis in the Angry Robot imprint, HARD SPELL.
To be fair, this is the second book I’ve read off the Angry Robot imprint. The first one? Well, let’s just leave it at it was written by another author, and I found it so confusing that I didn’t even write a review. HARD SPELL, on the other hand, has its own charm … enough charm, in fact, that I’ve no doubt that it can fuel a series of novels featuring the lead detective, his partner, and his department.
The story? I’m glad you asked.
Flash forward to a time wherein vampires, witches, and warlocks on not so much things of myth, but they’re real, so real that they’re required to be ‘licensed’ or, at least, ‘aware’ of by the local police department. Into this world comes a hybrid – a possible vampire/sorcerer – and you’ve got something that spells trouble with a capital T. It’s a good thing that Stan’s on the case because – before this is all over – it may well spell the doom for all of mankind … or, minimally, Scranton, Pennsylvania. To say more? Why, that’d spoil the surprise. Let’s just say it all goes to heck in a handbasket – with Markowski even holding a high personal stake in the whole bloody affair. Anything else would contain spoilers, and that’s a no-no.
In all seriousness, Gustainis does a terrific job keeping the pace here. He gives his ‘occult procedural’ its own science in its own reality, and, for the most part, all of it works to great effect. The only overwhelming impression I can share that won’t spoil the fun is that ‘the fun’ as it is – Gustainis’s heavily established ‘sense of fun’ in narrating this contemporary spin in a hard-boiled world – is that ‘the fun’ kinda/sorta comes and goes pretty quickly from section-to-section of the book. Clearly, this is told from Markowski’s point-of-view; in the early pages, it’s all done very tongue-in-cheek, but that disappears a few sections in (the book contains no traditional chapter breaks). After that, that same tone re-emerges sporadically throughout the tale, giving the book an oddly uneven feel at times. Am I supposed to find this funny? Clearly, not all of it, because there’s some obvious violence – with blood, guts, and splatter involved – and he presents that with the requisite grimness. Am I supposed to take all of this seriously? Clearly, that’s not the case, either, as lead Markowski has some fun with the particulars at his own expense. It’s finding that balance – knowing when to pull the tongue out of the cheek – that could use some polish in the novels ahead for writer Gustainis. I’ve no doubt that, once he does that, he’ll have a winning formula to fuel his success … and excess! I enjoyed the book more when it dabbled in that sense of fun than I did some of the more serious moments, but it’s still a world I’d be happy to revisit in future adventures.
HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. Fans of noir might find some prose to get jazzed about here as the author explores some of his dark world’s seedier elements. Fans of the more hard-boiled detective genre will get an occasional kick of out Markowski, a tough guy with a soft spot he’ll always keep away from vampires and their ilk. I’m not sure that ‘urban fantasy’ purists will be excited about it, mostly that’s because I’ve read very little ‘urban fantasy’ to date, but it mostly fits with what I’ve seen elsewhere. Casual readers should find it just good, gory fun.
Justin Gustainis should be commended for launching his own tent-pole book – a franchise he can build upon in the years ahead.