An amulet, a Studebaker, an indestructible bottle of tequila. Myrtle lives on Poe's Island in a house that is a bit magical. Like anyone, she hangs out, sometimes quite literally with her chandelier. There's a new branch of government called the "Happy Department" who try to foil contentment everywhere they go. But they never met the likes of Myrtle. Bob was a truck driver, but now he drives a ghost cab with his nemesis at his side. The book has a unicorn and two independently derived knights in shining armor, and most everything has something to do with a bottle of tequila which cannot be opened. A gremlin tried really hard to do just that. Look at him now.