Not Safe For Work

by Michael Siedlecki (Editor)

Neovella, Volume Not Safe for Work was written via the exquisite cadaver method. Each writer submitted his or her individual entries, of varying length, to their respective stories, which were then followed by additional written additions by their co-authors (friends or strangers). Over time and a period of variable amusement, stories manifested from the ether of their collective creativities. The web service that seamlessly enables this method can be found at www.neovella.com.Written by a total of 80 unique authors, this collection is composed of the following A Walk in the Park, Spoiled2. Adolf a Misunderstanding3. Cod Piecington versus the Alpha Centauri of Alpha Centauri4. General Bullshit5. Baby Spiders with Old Man Faces6. Merkins of the Gods7. One Step Two Step Three What?8. The Adventure That You Could Never Have, The Beginning9. The Cabbage and the Cardigan10. A Childhood Memory11. Should've Let 'Em Die12. Neo Neo, Meow Meow13. Calvin Coolidge and the Goblet of Fire14. Hopes and Dreams15. Death of Murder Killing 2: Return to Murder16. Sir Lancelol versus the Dungeons of Internet Horror17. The Lone BeanCollectively authored Elioth Almada, Jen Banawa, Torian C., Tyler Cantrell, S. Cardance, Jesse Clarke, Matt Cruea, Tyler E., Matthew Gagnon, Chris Hill, Mai Hoang, Eric Hopper, Zhuping Hu, Harry Jenkinson, Nick Johnson, Jeff Kirchoff, C.S. Mc., Nicholas Marino, Robert E. Meres, Huy Pham, Miles Ruckby, John Quest, Michael Siedlecki, Schuyler Siemens, Michael Squitieri, Henry Wang, Tou Bee Yang, John Michael Zahn, & 52 anonymous writers

101 pages, Kindle Edition

First published May 5, 2011

Reviews

[Josh · Rating 3 out of 5]

Neovellas are written by multiple people in 5 minute turns or whatever, so the stories that come out are misjointed but can be hilarious. Some bits in here are pretty damn funny. The two stories about the abused kid were out of place, but whatever. There are lines that made me laugh out loud, so I guess this was worth 3 bucks. Nice work goons!

[Conni · Rating 3 out of 5]

The stories were misjointed, and a whole lot of " what the hell??" but mostly thet were funny. Great waiting room reads!