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Many of the earliest books, particularly those dating back to the 1900s and before, are now extremely scarce and increasingly expensive. We are republishing these classic works in affordable, high quality, modern editions, using the original text and artwork.
2711 pages, ebook
First published January 1, 1669

"It struck me very deep this afternoon going with a hackney coach from my Lord Treasurer's down Holborne, the coachman I found to drive easily and easily, at last stood still, and came down hardly able to stand, and told me that he was suddenly stuck very sick, and almost blind, he could not see. So I 'light and went into another coach with a sad heart for the poor man and trouble for myself lest he should have been struck with the plague, being at the end of town that I took him up; But God have mercy upon us all!"
"I don't believe that the big men, the politicians and the capitalists alone are guilty of the war. Oh, no, the little man is just as keen, otherwise the people of the world would have risen in revolt long ago! There is an urge and rage in people to destroy, to kill, to murder, and until all mankind, without exception, undergoes a great change, wars will be waged, everything that has been built up, cultivated and grown, will be destroyed and disfigured, after which mankind will have to begin all over again."
"You can be an ugly baby and everyone goes "awww innit nice?" There was some women in a cafe the other week that I was sat in, and she came up and she sat down with her mate and she was talkin' loudly goin' on about "oh the baby's lovely." They said it's got, er, lovely big eyes, er, really big hands and feet. Now that doesn't sound like a nice baby to me. I felt like sayin' it sounds like a frog. But I thought I don't know her, there's only so much you can say to a stranger. I don't know what kept me from sayin' it."I think it is fairly clear which Diary wins the best ever sweepstakes.
Thence with Creede to hire a coach to carry us to Hide parke, today being a general muster of the King's Guards, horse and foot, yet methought all these gay men are not the soldiers that must do the King's business, it being such as these that lost the old King all he had and were beat by the most ordinary fellows that could be. This day in the Dukes chamber, there being a Roman story in the hangings and upon the standards written these four letters, SPQR, Sir G Carteret came to me to know what the meaning of those four letters were - which ignorance is not to be borne in a Privy Counsellor methinks, that a schoolboy should be whipt for not knowing.
After dinner I found occasion of sending him abroad; and then alone avec elle je tentoy à faire ce que je voudrais, et contra sa force je le faisoy, bien que pas a more contentment.
Thence away to the Strand to my bookseller's, and there stayed an hour and bought that idle, roguish book, L'escolle des Filles; which I have bought in plain binding (avoiding the buying of it better bound) because I resolve, as soon as I have read it, to burn it, that it may not stand in the list of books, nor among them, to disgrace them should it be found. [...]
[Next day] Lords day. Up, and at my chamber all the morning and the office, doing business and also reading a little of L'escolle des Filles, which is a mighty lewd book, but yet not amiss for a sober man once to read over to inform himself in the villainy of the world. [...] We sang till almost night, and drank my good store of wine; and then they parted and I to my chamber, where I did read through L'escolle des Filles; and after I had done it, I burned it, that it might not be among my books to my shame; and so at night to supper and then to bed.