Is this what being ADHD means?
Han Solo and Droma continue their quest to find his family amidst a billion other plots including, but not limited to: Droma's refugee family, the Yuuzhan Vong politicking with the Hutts, Viqi Shesh being a duplicitous politican (but what politician not with the last name "Solo" or "Organa" isn't?), Leia rubbing elbows with the Hapans, and the Solo boys going to Centerpoint to do absolutely nothing.
NOTE: Based on audiobook and novel.
I'm sorry if my summary sounds rather caustic. This novel was rather caustic on the mind, and I figured if I can't throw a bit back at my audience, I will likely self-combust. Either that or start tearing into my iPod. And since I don't have the money to replace the iPod, I figured that putting my thoughts out in word form is less expensive. Monetarily.
Now that I've finished "Agents of Chaos II", I want to apologize for my review of Agents of Chaos I. When you read both novels back to back, you see that the first is light years better than the second. At least, after reading the first, I didn't want to scour my brain with a Greenie. I almost have no idea where to begin, there is so much that made me want to pull out my hair.
Let's start with characters. That's usually a good place to start. Well, if you didn't like the tight focus on Han and his predicament, you are in luck. Luceno decided to drag up every character from the last 10 years of Star Wars EU and throw him in the pages. Oh, AND give that person a point of view. I thought this book was supposed to focus more on Han and his healing, but apparently, I lost that memo. While some of the characters were interesting to see again (Ebrim and Marcha), others made me bang my head on my desk (Oh, great, in this expansive, DEVASTATING war, Roa's STILL ALIVE). In fact, I think I DID bang my head on my desk. That would explain the ripping headache I have right now.
Instead, we focus on some random planet with Leia attempting to herd the refugees off. This was the first time I realized it, but does anyone else think it odd that there has only been one real victory for the Yuuzhan Vong--the one at Ithor? Every other "victory" has been alluded to (as in "Oh noes, the Yuuzhan Vong are advancing!") or offscreen. If this is supposed to be the part of the story arc where the Yuuzhan Vong are conquering, shouldn't more of the books end with, oh, I don't know, maybe some planets being CONQUERED? You know, a few losses for the New Republic? But, no, Vector Prime ends with Helska kerblooey, Ruin ends with victory, Agents of Chaos I ends with Elan dead, and Agents of Chaos II is still victory (sorry to somewhat spoil). Onslaught is the only book with a modicum of victory for this foreboding "conquerors".
But I am getting off topic. Characters. Han is decent, Leia returns with more snap this time (though, spoiler again, they are still not back together by the end of this novel), but all the other characters are EPIC FAIL. Droma fails to impress, and the only thing I like about him is how he is dumped off at the end of the novel (frak, another spoiler, sorry). Jacen and Anakin resort to bickering like children: "Don't touch that!" "I want to!" "MOM!!" Viqi Shesh, as stated above, slips more into Dirty PoliticanTM. And no matter how hard I looked, I couldn't find Luke and Mara for the life of me.
Storywise, there are some good threads. Hutts siding with the Yuuzhan Vong? Yuppers, that's good (reminiscent of the prequels too!). Wurth Skidder getting some time to expand his character? Yeah, I could get behind that. Centerpoint station coming into play? Definitely. Someone on the inside leaking secrets to the Yuuzhan Vong? Oh, yeah. All of these plus more? FRAK NO! OMG, what happened? Did Luceno have ADD? Did he hear complaints about the Han focus of the previous novel and decide to drastically change the second? I'd MUCH prefer the former to this scatter-shot mess. Remove the stupid plotline with the refugees (which was 100% padding), move some of the plots for further novels and expand the remaining ones, and you'd have a fair novel...
If there wasn't this stupid commentary about Anakin, somehow the only person who can use Centerpoint corrently, using the frakking weapon. Yeah, he's not supposed to use it, so someone else can and kill thousands of friendlies. Where is the logic in that? Someone needs to bash in Jacen's head for convincing his brother from using it. At least someone was smart in using it (and I LOVE how the news praises the one who does!!).
If there wasn't some dumb lines about planets of billions being unable to hold a measly 10,000 refugees. Sure, maybe that's a lot for a country, like the United States, or a state, like Louisiana but THINK BIG. This is a galaxy, not a planet or a country.
If Leia didn't get upset about Wurth acting like he could save the galaxy single-heartedly, when she acted that way when she was younger and fighting the Empire.
If Luceno didn't write strange sentences like "Death pursued the shuttle to the edge of space". In fact, much of Luceno's writing smarts of overwriting, from thesaurus showoff ("Lookie! I found this word 'rictus'!") to over-describing to transcribing space battles funny (never would I ever consider a space battle "pretty" as people are DYING).
If everyone didn't meet up in the EXACT SAME SYSTEM withOUT coordinating their efforts.
If Luceno didn't feel the need to show off his knowledge of the EU world. "Let's throw in some of 'Courtship', some early NJO, and some 'Corellian Trilogy'!"
If the book wasn't called "Jedi Eclipse" even though the Jedi BARELY REGISTER in the book.
I think I've worn myself out. If you've managed to get through that, you deserve brownie points.
I can definitely say, of the first five NJO books, this is the worst. There is too much going on with too little focus on any one thing. An editor should probably have gone through, crossed out a few plot lines. If he or she had, I know we'd have had a much better story. And you wouldn't have had to read through this review.