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SMUT: Erotica and Adult Humor
Dick Gear is a hit in the UK, reaching the top of multiple best seller lists with adult books that defy categorization. And with SMUT, now you can read two scintillating, wild novellas at a reduced price!
SMUT includes:
Book 1-SLUT
Here are the ingredients that went into making SLUT:
Meg, a sexual predator that gobbles men up like Tic Tacs, but has a strange and embarrassing sexual secret.
Dr. Morgan, a therapist that just might have the cure Meg is looking for, a man that promises to be different than any of the others who came before him. A man who might be the only one capable of resisting her feminine charms.
A steady diet of semi-anonymous men that Meg meets at bars and other locales who are determined to get in her pants, up her dress, or otherwise lay their hands on her at any cost.
Take these ingredients and mix together with a healthy portion of graphic sex and bizarre humor that pushes the envelope further than it was probably meant to be pushed. Add one final dash of mystery and you get SLUT, a novella that defies description.
Book 2-CHUBBY CHASER
Here are the ingredients that went into making CHUBBY CHASER:
Chandler, a personal trainer with a penchant for women that use an industrial strength scale.
Ramona, one of Chandler's clients who's larger than life in every way and promises to be his piece de resistance in the art of chubby seduction.
Elmer, the manager at the gym where Chandler works. He's starting to get wise to the fact that none of Chandler's female clients are showing even the slightest improvement in their physical fitness.
Take these ingredients and mix together with a healthy portion of graphic sex and bizarre humor that pushes the envelope further than it was probably meant to be pushed. Add one final dash of mystery and you get CHUBBY CHASER, a novella that defies description.
Try a taste and see if you don't want another helping, and another after that...
If you love STUMPED and WHORED, or even if you've never read any of Dick Gear's previous work, be sure to check out this newest from the man who fused smut and humor in a way that's never been done before.
SMUT includes:
Book 1-SLUT
Here are the ingredients that went into making SLUT:
Meg, a sexual predator that gobbles men up like Tic Tacs, but has a strange and embarrassing sexual secret.
Dr. Morgan, a therapist that just might have the cure Meg is looking for, a man that promises to be different than any of the others who came before him. A man who might be the only one capable of resisting her feminine charms.
A steady diet of semi-anonymous men that Meg meets at bars and other locales who are determined to get in her pants, up her dress, or otherwise lay their hands on her at any cost.
Take these ingredients and mix together with a healthy portion of graphic sex and bizarre humor that pushes the envelope further than it was probably meant to be pushed. Add one final dash of mystery and you get SLUT, a novella that defies description.
Book 2-CHUBBY CHASER
Here are the ingredients that went into making CHUBBY CHASER:
Chandler, a personal trainer with a penchant for women that use an industrial strength scale.
Ramona, one of Chandler's clients who's larger than life in every way and promises to be his piece de resistance in the art of chubby seduction.
Elmer, the manager at the gym where Chandler works. He's starting to get wise to the fact that none of Chandler's female clients are showing even the slightest improvement in their physical fitness.
Take these ingredients and mix together with a healthy portion of graphic sex and bizarre humor that pushes the envelope further than it was probably meant to be pushed. Add one final dash of mystery and you get CHUBBY CHASER, a novella that defies description.
Try a taste and see if you don't want another helping, and another after that...
If you love STUMPED and WHORED, or even if you've never read any of Dick Gear's previous work, be sure to check out this newest from the man who fused smut and humor in a way that's never been done before.
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First published May 9, 2011
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